That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes:

Will Smith as Deadshot (“BUT HE’S WHITE!” – The Internet soon)
Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
Tom Hardy as Rick Flag
Jai Courtney as Captain Boomerang (I don’t care if IMDB says “Boomerang,” it’s Captain Boomerang.)
Cara Delevingne as Enchantress (Yup, that Cara Delevingne.)

Jesse Eisenberg is also apparently supposed to show up as Lex Luthor because Suicide Squad will be the same universe as Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice which Badass Digest reports will not feature The Joker, however, he will already exist in that world and “Superman knows about him” which is just as exciting as confronting him visually on camera if you ask people who hate moving pictures.

As for the pivotal role of Amanda Waller, Variety reports Octavia Spencer, Viola Davis and Oprah are being “eyed.” And before everyone starts accusing DC of ripping off Marvel by having a black actor put together a super-powered team – *pushes glasses up nose* – Amanda Waller has been a black woman since she was first created in the mid-80s. Whereas Samuel L. Jackson’s black Nick Fury, known to comic readers as Ultimate Nick Fury, was created in 2001 in an alternate, out-of-continuity universe while the white Nick Fury still exists in the traditional Marvel universe a.k.a. Earth 616. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to cryogenically freeze my penis so that future generations can attach it to someone women will have sex with. It deserves a better life.

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