Subway Guy Jared Fogle’s House Raided In Child Porn Investigation

“Tell me, Jimmy, do you like movies about stormtrooper gladiators?”

Before people start making asshole jokes about Jared Fogle being a pedophile – *looks around, whistles* – back in April, Russel Taylor the executive director of The Jared Foundation was arrested for child porn which promptly got him fired from the organization. Except one of the things Taylor loved to do was hide child porn in business files which brings us to this morning where the police raided Jared’s home. CNN reports:

FBI Special Agent Wendy Osborne said the agency is “conducting investigative activity in the area,” but she didn’t confirm it was at Fogle’s home.
The nature of the investigation “can’t be discussed at this time,” she said.
U.S. Attorney’s office spokesman Tim Horty said he couldn’t confirm or deny an investigation. Calls to Subway were not immediately returned.
WTHR’s video showed Fogle being escorted from his home into a white box truck parked in his driveway. The video also shows gloved investigators carrying electronics from the home.

So before everyone jumps to conclusions, there’s a very good chance Jared could be completely innocent and is getting caught in some asshole’s blowback. Or you could bring up the fact he used to run a porn rental business out of his dorm room in college which in my book doesn’t make someone a pedophile, but a goddamn angel in a dark, barren wilderness where a Victoria’s Secret catalog was pirate treasure that you weren’t afraid to bury in the yard if need be. But you kids wouldn’t know anything about that with your free Justin Bieber butts and SnapChat wickety-doos. WE WERE ON OUR OWN OUT THERE!

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