January Jones’ breasts pose for GQ

October 13th, 2009 // 89 Comments

Mad Men‘s January Jones poses for the November 2009 issue of GQ looking the hottest I’ve ever seen her look. And I’m not just saying that because she’s basically topless underneath a leather jacket. I’m saying it because I want to touch her breasts, too. I’m a complicated man that way.

Photos: GQ
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  1. Boobies

    You motor boating mother….

  2. :)

    *yawn*
    where’s lilo, britney, and paris?!
    i think i’m actually starting to miss them.

  3. sarah

    january is way hotter than christina hendricks!

  4. Who?

    Who? I need to start watching more TV.

  5. Who?

    She kinda reminds me of Claire Daines, Like a little sister. but…Who the hell is she?!

  6. Randal

    Not a bad catch at all for the premier mens magazine GQ. It’s always been a strong catch for young men who are looking to add a little extra flair or even pick up a tip or two on attracting women. It certainly has never needed women on the cover to sell their magazine but I guess it’s OK now and then.

    Randal

  7. The indoctrination of Rough

    Here, here fish. I dont know what a mad men is but you can include me as one of them from now on…

  8. Ruby

    The photographer should be taken out back and shot. How in the hell did he take a gorgeous girl like that (yes, I would totally be into swinging that way. Her way that is) and make her look awkward. There is something off about every picture, and it’s definitely not her.

    P.s. I’d motorboat them suckers too.

  9. wow

    I hope those are pre-processed photos, else GQ’s photographers need to be replaced.

    That said, who the fuck is January Jones?

  10. Jason

    Holy crap. I have been watching Mad Men for 3 years and I never knew she was rocking those.

    @2 You are out of your fucking mind.

  11. ehh.

    her breasts look unbelievably hot in the jacket photo. but i hate to be the bearer of bad news – as much as i want them to look like that for real – i can say with a relative amount of certainty that they don’t. please note how small they look in every other photo. in my experience, women’s breasts are not usually larger than they look in a bra (often times, a bit smaller).

    since they did such a nice job photoshopping her boobies, you think they could have helped the face in that first photo. these pics would have been a bit more useful that way.

  12. bribios

    Anyone who doesn’t know who January Jones is, needs to start watching television that is actually GOOD. Mad Men is one of the best shows on TV, shame on you for not watching it.

    I’m not usually into blondes, but January Jones is a big exception. She actually makes the whole late 50′s early 60′s housewife look doable.

  13. Steve O

    “11. ehh. – October 13, 2009 3:26 PM

    her breasts look unbelievably hot in the jacket photo. but i hate to be the bearer of bad news – as much as i want them to look like that for real – i can say with a relative amount of certainty that they don’t. please note how small they look in every other photo. in my experience, women’s breasts are not usually larger than they look in a bra (often times, a bit smaller).

    since they did such a nice job photoshopping her boobies, you think they could have helped the face in that first photo. these pics would have been a bit more useful that way.

    Uh, yea….ok….luckily for us, your experience amounts to breast feeding for the first year or so of your otherwise bland and depressing life. I can appreciate you trying to sound like the authority, but unfortunately, anyone who IS experienced w ‘womens breasts’ can tell that photoshopping did not make those what they are.

    er , wait- these are photoshopped too right?

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZZ-CqtHjAnk/Si7Otlmtk_I/AAAAAAABaKk/GkHionUDhDY/s400/January+Jones.jpg

    Theres plenty more pics out there that back up that those fuckers are real, and they’re spectacular….but keep thinking youre the ‘authority’.

  14. Steve O

    My mistake- this is the one I meant to post…

    http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/january-jones.jpg

    Yea…..hella fake.

    Moron

  15. semi wood

    A perfect spot for a DNA deposit =========D — – — –

  16. Hugh Gentry

    i would go to town on those titties!!!

  17. Uh, OK

    @3, you are insane. Pretty girl, sure, maybe. I guess so.

    Christina Hendricks. Smoking hot.

  18. farty mcshitface

    at first i thought this was claire danes.
    but who cares anyway.
    i just read another site that reported on what oprah has been up to.
    it turns out the fatty has given up on a low fat diet and went to the texas state fair and threw down on the carny foods. corndogs and such.
    however, the funniest part was when they confirmed that oprah did the worst offender. she ate some fried butter and proclaimed it the best treat of the fair!!
    it’s good to know this fat bitch has totally lost the war on her big, fat ass and gut!!!

  19. Jess

    What is this place, the Fake Titty Committee? Who gives a fuck if they’re real or not? How sexually removed are you that you’re looking a a truly gorgeous woman and wondering if her tits are fake? Mental.

  20. The indoctrination of Rough

    Im not sure but I think ms Jones might be sporting what you call a banana tits, (best kind) which come once a generation, the last person in the media that had them was Tracy Lords…if true I might have to stalk ms Jones and propose…

  21. Mouthfull

    Did all you tossers forget the movie Anger Management? January was so fucking hot in that flic I have her scenes with Krista Allen on a permanent loop running in every room in my house….

  22. Dave ain't here, man

    I go ape for banana tits.

  23. Losahs!

    Magazine photos are invalid and pointless.

    Everything is photo shopped.

    Perhaps it doesn’t matter for the delusional or those who never get near a live woman. Might as well jerk off to a cartoon. Although the loser masturbators probably do that, too.

  24. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I didn’t know she was sporting those babies. I should watch Mad Men!

  25. Venom

    That’s a very nice rack. Real or not, to me what matter is that they look as real as possible (real tits aren’t supposed to look like soccer balls stuck to your chest, you know).

    Anyway, more of this and less of Pam Anderson, please.

  26. um

    20, please enlighten me: what are banana tits?

  27. My good god those are some funbags. I’d certainly try to hit her with something other than my car.

  28. Lame-O

    @13, in an attempt to say LOL THERE BIG HERE 2 UR WRONG LOL, you linked a photo in which you can’t even see any cleavage, let alone any sort of breast size. Are you just thick, just plain stupid or did you link the wrong image? The rest of your comments suggest the first 2.

    Your inexperience with breasts sure shows when you are disagreeing that bra’s don’t typically make them look larger (or rather, more full) then without. The only people that can get away with that, are people with fakes (fake breasts hardly move). Regardless whether hers are fake or not, there was some definite “propping” going on in the jacket photo’s compared to some of the rest. However, this is common practice among good photographers and isn’t something to pop pearls out your vagina over. It’s unfortunate that GQ’s photographers are not very good judging by this shoot, so the claims that they’re photoshopped are valid. Whether you care or not, is another story.

    But you go “Steve O”. Prove to all the self loathing females that actually look at these images how much of a man you really are. Pat yourself on the back big guy.

  29. abbz

    this site is getting so strange.

    excuse my gender generalizing, but for the most part celebrity gossip has been read predominantly by women. Far be it from me to begrudge men their gossip but don’t you think this imbalance would lead to more gossip and less fap-fare?

    ok yay boobs. i fucking get it already.

    Superfish all your female readers hate you. Just give up and make it official soft-core porn already. Or fucking throw me a bone here.

  30. TERRI

    amazing tits but i miss britney why doesnt any sit have her walking around i wanna see how she looks if shes on a diet what shes wearing i miss her daily news updates

  31. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    #29 Amen. How is this gossip again? It’s unfortunate because I really really liked this site and has been on here for a couple of years now. But I might start looking for something else. Oh well, pity, it was a fun ride while it lasted (until it became Gosselins’ and Speidi’s personal website along with some Z-list “celebrity” tit shots…ugh).

  32. The indoctrination of Rough

    What am I the resident perv…the name says it all, its curved, long, and pointing north, very rare…

  33. See Alice

    Is January Jones her real or porn Name ?

  34. See Alice

    Is January Jones her real or porn Name ?

  35. @8 – Get the fuck ot of here, you carpet munching dyke.

  36. Ruby

    @ Richport’s Ghost

    I’m no dyke, sir! But no one can accuse me of not being woman enough to admit what is the truth. The truth being that I would motorboat those bad boys.

  37. Freddo

    Great tits, she needs support though, otherwise they’ll be framing her vajay in 10 years time. But I reitterate…great tits. Oh yeah, I totally see the Claire Danes thing too. *Applause*.

  38. #28 is right

    Steve – O, you don’t know what you are talking about. I looked at the photo you claim makes it clear that they are not fake. I don’t think #11 ever said she had fake breasts, I am pretty sure he meant that what was there was enhanced by computer. I think maybe some clever taping also helped. That photo you posted only proves his point, I think. They look decent. But they look like B cups, and in these photos they look like at least D cups. And they look like B cups, maybe C cups, in every other photo I have seen of her. They are still pretty nice, just not this huge. Sorry to disappoint! If you want to believe that is what they look like, please do, because you are never going to actually see them in the flesh.

  39. #28 is right

    Oh and on last thing, Steve – O: No need to be so angry! No one is insulting her, they just are saying her tits are a bit smaller than they look in photo. And she isn’t your girlfriend, I don’t really know why you feel the need to defend her honor…opps, I mean her tits.

  40. PieCream

    She’s fantastic. She even looks hot all ‘normal’ and ‘everyday’ – doesn’t have to have a photoshoot to see that. She’s a natural beauty!

  41. dude_on

    The Fish obviously pissed off the big-boned girls (again) today. Sure, The Fish could have an occasional Matty Mac post or that vampire dude, but if they aren’t out showing themselves what do you expect the Fish to do? JJ’s breasts require our attention, that is why she posed in this manner. To ogle and defile is practically a civic duty… like voting.

  42. boysaredumb

    her boobs are obviously painted on. but if it makes the boys happy, whatever. disguisting how degrading these photos are. half naked in fron of a car about to be run over? blindfolded as if her body is all that matters? this looks like Maxim & not GQ. C’mon GQ I thought you were classier.

  43. peoplearestupid

    “The Fish obviously pissed off the big-boned girls (again) today. Sure, The Fish could have an occasional Matty Mac post or that vampire dude, but if they aren’t out showing themselves what do you expect the Fish to do? JJ’s breasts require our attention, that is why she posed in this manner. To ogle and defile is practically a civic duty… like voting.”

    #42, I think you’re quite possibly gay. Why else would you be on a site that’s mainly meant for celeb gossip? I know your comment was all about January Jones’ nice rack, but c’mon. If you were a straight guy wanting to stare at some boobs, wouldn’t you be on a porn site instead? Just sayin’.

  44. KY

    butterface

  45. Man…she is smoking…she could be a Bond girl…

  46. farty mcshitface

    why won’t people talk about oprah going to the texas state fair and eating corndogs and fried butter? that’s what this discussion is about people. time to get back on topic!!
    oprah, corndogs and fried butter!

  47. KB

    I think these are majorly Photoshopped. She looks great, but here is how she usually looks:

    http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/category/january-jones/

    She looks great, but easily way less busty.

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