And Now a Compliment For January Jones

DAT ASS! *tips hat* Ma’am.

I’ve been saying a lot of (true) things about January Jones lately: She can’t act, she’s a bitch, she sleeps with married men and then keeps the baby when he won’t leave his wife because she’s most likely Claudia Schiffer; the list goes on and on. But what I haven’t mentioned is how she’s literally photographed every single day going to yoga class (above) because she’s dedicated to not letting her little bastard ruin her figure. I might just be some guy with an erection who’s thinking about e-mailing it to people now that the media’s glamorized it and made it sound sexy, but that level of commitment should count for something.

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