‘Well, In Whoville They Say That The Grinch’s Small Heart Grew Three Sizes That Day’

December 6th, 2013 // 23 Comments
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“This shouldn’t be the only time I get to see my son.”
“Just smile and take the picture, you red fuck.”

Here’s January Jones taking Xander to see Santa Claus yesterday where I’m fully prepared to be the only who enjoys the juxtaposition of her face with Santa and outside where she doesn’t have to give a fuck. I also like how January Jones keeps touching him in the head, so if he does happen to fall into traffic, there’s at least a picture she can point to and go, “See? Right there, I tried to stop him. The kid, um.. January! January Jr. Yes, that’s it.”

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  1. January Jones Son Santa Claus
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that smile! I take it all back: she is a good actress!

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck is that on her face?? Is that a smile?!? Its a Christmas miracle of love and joy! Wait a minute, just where is Santa’s right hand . . . awww, dammit!

  3. January Jones Son Santa Claus
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    Oh, that’s why she kept the baby. After 2 years, they’re old enough to carry your shopping for you.

  4. January Jones Son Santa Claus
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    He seems like the kind of kid who knows how to find his own fun and happiness. Which is very, very lucky for him.

  5. January Jones Son Santa Claus
    Deacon Jones
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    (………what did that bastard *mean* when he said he was going to leave her…..did he really mean it……was it me?….)

  6. January Jones Son Santa Claus
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Remember what Mommy told you, Xander? This is happy time. You’re going to look straight ahead and smile, or I’m going to pop your fucking head off.”

    (looks up, grins wildly)

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “You did well, Xander.”
    (whispers to assistant)
    “Lock him in the car, we’re going to Kenneth Cole. Put him in the trunk this time. I need you to carry bags for me today, my shoulder is killing me.”

  8. It’s called Spite-Baby remorse

  9. January Jones Son Santa Claus
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well, Miss Jones, you certainly look happy to be with your young son there.”

    “ACTING!”

  10. This kid got a normal Santa, when I was his age the bearded bastard i met, was sporting a chubby, had a wrap sheet a mile long and wore Elizabeth Taylor perfume.

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    Mohawk Disco
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    Psst, January. When we’re done here could you come to the North Pole? We have this global warming thing and thought you could lend a hand.

  12. Yes Virginia, January Jones can move her face.

  13. JimBB

    Santa, can you use your magic to make nanny momma into my real momma?

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “This year, Santa, you’re the one getting a present!”

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    crb
    Commented on this photo:

    NOOOOOOO!

    That’s not a smile. That’s her murderface!

    RUN YOU FOOLS! RUN OR YOU’RE ALL DEAD!

  16. January Jones Son Santa Claus
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    Ok, on the count of three everyone say, “Paternity Suit!”

  17. When being Red John’s bastard child is the least of your worries…

  18. January Jones Son Santa Claus
    What?
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t blame Santa for keeping a little distance. January might claim that the kid’s his and wanted child support.

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    Carson
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    Has Santa been crying?

  20. yenjvoy

    I seriously don’t get the hatred hurled at this woman everytime she and her kid are on this site. She’s not the first woman in history to have a child out of wedlock. Surely not the first one to refuse to name the father. For all intents and purposes she seems to be bringing up the kid normally. Kid seems happy in every photo, goofing off. Both seem very comfortable around each other. There was even some fotos where he was rolling around on the pavement and she stood over him indulgently not angry at all. Whats with all the hating? What am I missing that is obvious to every other douche here.

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