January Jones Looks Like Hell

The Superficial | May 26, 2011 - 10:15 am

Here’s January Jones doing her best Darryl Hannah on drugs impression at the premiere “cast screening” of X-Men: First Class last night, and I swear to God, I don’t even know why she was invited. It’s like she’s trying to torpedo the entire movie. If she’s not awkwardly showing up to promotional events with the bastard child of a married castmember she decided to keep in her stomach, she’s giving interviews that reassure people, yes, she’s just as bitchy as she looks. At this point, she might as well just sympathize with Hitler and go for the hat trick. “Don’t like my dress? Herr Fuhrer will have your Jew blood for breakfast! SIEG HEIL!” *raises right arm, goosesteps down carpet*

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