January Jones Totally Wants Jon Hamm, Needs To GET UP OFF MY MAN, BITCH

Uh, Photo Boy wrote that headline.

Here’s the cast of Mad Men ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morning where you’ll notice January Jones spent the whole time making googly eyes at Jon Hamm because she’s an adulterous whore who’s apparently too drunk all the time to find her way to the abortion clinic in case Jon didn’t know that. Did you know that, Jon? God, you’re dreamy.

Did I say headline? I meant post. Photo Boy wrote this whole post. I should probably have a talk with him.

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