Uh, Photo Boy wrote that headline.
Here’s the cast of Mad Men ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morning where you’ll notice January Jones spent the whole time making googly eyes at Jon Hamm because she’s an adulterous whore who’s apparently too drunk all the time to find her way to the abortion clinic in case Jon didn’t know that. Did you know that, Jon? God, you’re dreamy.
Did I say headline? I meant post. Photo Boy wrote this whole post. I should probably have a talk with him.
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Looks like they both just left the after-hours club.
Hahahaha. Hello, new Facebook profile picture.
Dainty.
Shit, sorry Fish. I meant to say “Check out how small that phone looks in his hands!!!!”
“Goddammit, where’s the defroster app?”
Now I KNOW you want the Hamm sandwich if Christina Hendricks was there and all you included were these two posed shots.
He just better be damn glad his last name isn’t Connor.
Maybe she’s looking at him like that because she’s got her finger up his butt.
Apparently the blogger likes the square jawed lunkhead type….the type who would believe a person if they told him “I’ll only put it in a little bit” or “I’ll stop whever you say so”.
I think somebody may of been shot down by Skarsgard and we know the truth now…
I like The Superficial.
And I like “Fish” and “Photoboy”.
So if sometimes Fish likes to have a wank while Hamm’s or Skarsgard’s bulges are on his monitor, I’m cool with that.
Keep up the great blog, dudes!
toe-riffic!
Gawd you know he’s just making those faces for that website that posts his screwy ones!
Christina! Thanks for the topless pics. Took you long enough.
Ah, another child of an unwed TV actress who will grow up thinking he is as Costa Rican as the illegal alien housekeeper. Which is better than knowing the truth that his Mother is a drunken slut who doesn’t actually remember birthing a baby.
He’s totally fucked her. Several times.
No black people? Racist.
Holy fuck, she’s smiling… it must be serious.
So he is the dad?
I literally have never seen her smile around anyone else but him. Unreal.
He totally looks like the cat just dragged him in from the gutter!
When did the SW retire and get replaced by either a gay dude or a chick?
Dear Fish,
when I said you haven’t been funny since the bertney stuff I lied, I forgot about the Eric Northman and Don Draper. I guess I forgive you for the communist propaganda. My question is, does Jon Hamm know of your thing with the Skar?
Haha after reading the comments I can see I’m not the only one that noticed the Hamm/Skars correlation. Question is, where does the imp fit in? SEASON 2 STARTS NEXT WEEK!!! That little bastard single handed raised my opinion of all midgets by several notches!!!