“And they still recognized me while I’m holding the brat. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.”
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being a ginger fits her soulless ice queen persona… very fitting
In every picture of January Jones, there’s a baby saying, “Who’s that chick over there? Will she be my mommy?” with his eyes.
Unfortunately for January, she is now out of season
That gap has my tongue written all over it!!!!!!!
I thought it said festering unhealed episiotomy wound but I don’t have my glasses on.
Tell me, little turtle head, have you ever heard the folk tale of the “Vagina Dentata”? Put anything there and you’ll learn it the hard way.
“It’s OK Baby Van Der Beek. Mommy’s here.”
She has the appropriate pallor; she can carry this off.
I’ll bet she didn’t go the whole distance and dye the batch down below. For those looking for the genuine article that’s an easy way to check so that fakers can be spotted & disqualified.
Haha! Fakers! I think redheaded women are beautiful, even the fakers. Sometimes, it can look really pretty if it’s done right. Like Florence Welch! Natural brunette but I think she looks better with red hair, personally. Goes well with her eye color and her skin tone.
It’s the beginning of her transformation into the She-Demon of the Apocalypse
“I wish I knew who your daddy was too “
She looks plainer than ever. This chick is sooo overrated.
“Guess who’s free for lunch this afternoon! Who? Oh, he’s fine, some lady just came up and took him. I don’t know. Who gives a fuck? Did I tell you I dyed my hair?”
Can you actually say it’s January Jones with her son Xander when she barely lets him in the frame?
Oh shit wait, the paps are still there, hand him back, hand him baaack!!!
Totally Matthew Vaughn’s kid, totally. Poor Claudia Schiffer. But then again it’s her choice to stay married to the guy, gah.
By the look on his face, it’s clear the first word this kid is ever gonna say will be ‘Help’
Start taking responsibility Sudeikis because that is your rugrat.
I buy him or Bobby Flay more than the married producer dude. When they asked Jason about the kid once, he gave this weird ass response and stuttered. If you are not the baby daddy, then you would normally be pretty clear and confident in saying that isn’t your kid. Plus, the kid kind of looks like Jason. Kid’s also a redhead, like Bobby Flay. So it could be either one. I know it’s pretty hard to tell at that age, but the kid looks nothing like the producer dude.
Step it up Sudekis.
Wow. So it was Sudekis.
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