January Jones Is A Witch!

February 26th, 2013 // 12 Comments
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Here’s January Jones outside Chateau Marmont Sunday night, and there’s only two explanations for what the hell’s happening with the lower half of her body: She’s pregnant with another married man’s baby or she’s been one of those those messed up vampire chicks from Bram Stoker’s Dracula who can twist their torsos completely around this whole time. Which actually makes the most sense because that’s not something you leave your wife for. Cheat on with, but never leave for. “And now to do this from behind so I don’t have to make eye con- JESUS! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ eh, who am I kidding? This is still happening.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. January Jones Baby Bump Lazy Eye
    Commented on this photo:

    Nah this model just had some structural issues. So instead of acting for money they installed the Blowjob CSLohan program in it and sent it out hooking. Got to break even somehow.

  2. “Is a witch”? Yeah, and? *reads paragraph* Oh, Fish means literally.

  3. January Jones Baby Bump Lazy Eye
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Yeah… “

  4. I can’t wait to see her and Miley in an all out bleach blonde cat fight.

  5. January Jones Baby Bump Lazy Eye
    Commented on this photo:

    She never recovered from that one time she saw Jon Hamm’s penis on set

  6. January Jones Baby Bump Lazy Eye
    Yo Momma
    Commented on this photo:

    Slavoj Zizek is looking rought htese days.

  7. Grand Dragon

    She’s challenging Paris to a Skinny Woman FUPA war.

  8. January Jones Baby Bump Lazy Eye
    mavis davis
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    Is she related to Rihanna or Sade?

  9. emma watson's Vagina

    wonder if she going make Fox news apologize?

  10. January Jones Baby Bump Lazy Eye
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    this motion capture shit sucks! the eyes are always so DEAD!!

  11. January Jones Baby Bump Lazy Eye
    Mista Snazzy
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s smiling on the inside!!!

  12. January Jones Baby Bump Lazy Eye
    blah
    Commented on this photo:

    WHO IS THIS DUDE. FIX YOUR CAPTION.

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