Taking into that account within the past 10 months she’s been photographed making a drunken walk of shame, got into a drunken car accident and banged Jason Sudeikis (presumably while drunk), tonight’s announcement that January Jones is pregnant really shouldn’t come as a surprise. Although, it does put her recent interview with Marie Claire into a less bitchy perspective. People reports:
“January Jones is happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall,” her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.
While Jones is keeping quiet for now on any other details, a source close to her says, “She’s really looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom.”
Setting aside the fact Jason Sudiekis and January Jones look exactly like two people suddenly realizing they never used a condom in this photo, I’m going to go ahead and assume Jon Hamm knocked her up just by looking at her. Granted, some people might say that’s just the insane ramblings of a frighteningly blatant hetero man-crush, I say, stay out of my diary, I’m not a little kid anymore! *runs away crying*
Photos: Getty
So you see kids suffering through a walk of shame or two can actually pay off.
Congrats! (Let’s not forget she’s still kind of a bitch)
big boobs about to get bigger
You, sir, are obviously unaware of the identity of January Jones. This is the skinny blond bitch, not the pasty ginger with the knobs.
……………..AT THIS AGE????
she wished for a mongol?
she’s 33. what the fuck are you talking about?
So when did she have a sex change?
well she’s off my free 5 list
Who in the Hell fucked this Ice Queen and didn’t end up with his dick frozen?
Had to be artificial insemination because anything else is just against the laws of physics.
this is what happens when you are a dirty, dirty slut
Woe unto him who has lain with the one called Anniston for he will remain tabloid fodder forevermore.
Random!
I’m guessing this why they had to do last minute re-shoots of X-men:First Class; to make Emma Frost’s tits even bigger.
I hope the child gets the safe, stable environment he/she deserves. I think she should go to parenting classes. And I don’t mean that as an insult, I just believe they should be required by law!
I have always found Ms. Jones and her show to be just average at best.
‘Single mom’. Great example to set people. It’s one thing if your relationship breaks up but it’s another to just get knocked up with a random person. I love the American sluts! :D
Jason Sudeikis….Really? That’s just nasty.
Come on, who the hell gets knocked up these days?
She’s hot and all, but obviously lacking in the brains department
Only crazy gets knocked up these days.
She’s got the crazy.
she has weird gums
hope they both make it healthy and wealthy
This makes my penis sad.
The first time JayJo decides to breastfeed, she’ll look down on that thing chowing down on her nip and scream “Oh, my God I’ve made a horrible mistake” and run off some where to throw up. In that moment, the baby and Jason Sudeikis will never be more alike.
“Looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom” is code for “There is no way I’m raising this baby with Jason Sucksdicks even if it IS his!”
This is confusing/incorrect:
“Taking into that account within the past 10 months she’s been photographed making a drunken walk of shame, got into a drunken car accident and banged Jason Sudeikis (presumably while drunk), …”
This makes sense/is correct:
“Taking into account that within the past 10 months she’s been photographed making a drunken walk of shame, gotten into a drunken car accident and banged Jason Sudeikis (presumably while drunk), …”
I really don’t think she would make a good mother at all. Too uptight and bitchy. She’ll be spending more time trying to lose the baby-weight than actually being a mom.
January, I had to find out this way? Couldn’t you have just come and told me?
Abort the fetus please skank. I’m sure all the taxpayers will be taking care of it after your 15 minutes are done.
Btw, the role of “Mystique” has already been taken, so lose the dress.
Hey all you old dudes?Do you remember a Tranny singer of the 80s called “Marilyn?” CHECK PIC #5 AND ENJOY!
http://www.bittenandbound.com/2009/04/22/british-singer-marilyn-claims-gay-affair-with-gavin-rossdale-photos-and-video/
You make it sound like the banging of Sudeikis was random. They were in a relationship, according to reports, and unless you know better. To suggest otherwise is to depict her as sluttier than she is. Shame on you.
Oh happy happy joy joy!!!!!!!! Let’s celebrate another single mother hollyweird pregnancy.
she looks fuckable in the “not sure if she’ll stab me in my sleep” category. you pays your money, you takes your chances.
pan face
Oh look ! Another knocked up skinny blonde white bxtch . And I’m bored and a honkey.
So much hate. And I can’t figure out why. All I have to say is that she’s hauwt, alot less now that she got knocked up tho which is a shame, so I don’t really care if she’s acts like a b**** or not. Btw her acting isn’t that terrible as everyone seems to think. Haters will hate I guess.
The thumbnail reminded me of Ashley Olsen, then I realized it wasn’t