January Jones is Pregnant
Taking into that account within the past 10 months she’s been photographed making a drunken walk of shame, got into a drunken car accident and banged Jason Sudeikis (presumably while drunk), tonight’s announcement that January Jones is pregnant really shouldn’t come as a surprise. Although, it does put her recent interview with Marie Claire into a less bitchy perspective. People reports:
“January Jones is happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall,” her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.
While Jones is keeping quiet for now on any other details, a source close to her says, “She’s really looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom.”
Setting aside the fact Jason Sudiekis and January Jones look exactly like two people suddenly realizing they never used a condom in this photo, I’m going to go ahead and assume Jon Hamm knocked her up just by looking at her. Granted, some people might say that’s just the insane ramblings of a frighteningly blatant hetero man-crush, I say, stay out of my diary, I’m not a little kid anymore! *runs away crying*