January Jones is Pregnant

April 28th, 2011 // 34 Comments

Taking into that account within the past 10 months she’s been photographed making a drunken walk of shame, got into a drunken car accident and banged Jason Sudeikis (presumably while drunk), tonight’s announcement that January Jones is pregnant really shouldn’t come as a surprise. Although, it does put her recent interview with Marie Claire into a less bitchy perspective. People reports:

“January Jones is happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall,” her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.
While Jones is keeping quiet for now on any other details, a source close to her says, “She’s really looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom.”

Setting aside the fact Jason Sudiekis and January Jones look exactly like two people suddenly realizing they never used a condom in this photo, I’m going to go ahead and assume Jon Hamm knocked her up just by looking at her. Granted, some people might say that’s just the insane ramblings of a frighteningly blatant hetero man-crush, I say, stay out of my diary, I’m not a little kid anymore! *runs away crying*

Photos: Getty

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  1. Cam

    So you see kids suffering through a walk of shame or two can actually pay off.

    Congrats! (Let’s not forget she’s still kind of a bitch)

  2. Dave Barnes

    big boobs about to get bigger

    • It had to be said

      You, sir, are obviously unaware of the identity of January Jones. This is the skinny blond bitch, not the pasty ginger with the knobs.

  3. the captain

    ……………..AT THIS AGE????
    she wished for a mongol?

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    John S January
    Commented on this photo:

    So when did she have a sex change?

  5. Tony

    well she’s off my free 5 list

  6. The Critical Crassness

    Who in the Hell fucked this Ice Queen and didn’t end up with his dick frozen?
    Had to be artificial insemination because anything else is just against the laws of physics.

  7. dont get it

    this is what happens when you are a dirty, dirty slut

  8. Woe unto him who has lain with the one called Anniston for he will remain tabloid fodder forevermore.

  9. Clarence Beeks

    Random!

  10. fiends

    I’m guessing this why they had to do last minute re-shoots of X-men:First Class; to make Emma Frost’s tits even bigger.

  11. Mommy

    I hope the child gets the safe, stable environment he/she deserves. I think she should go to parenting classes. And I don’t mean that as an insult, I just believe they should be required by law!

  12. I have always found Ms. Jones and her show to be just average at best.

  13. Bob

    ‘Single mom’. Great example to set people. It’s one thing if your relationship breaks up but it’s another to just get knocked up with a random person. I love the American sluts! :D

  14. Jason Sudeikis….Really? That’s just nasty.

    Come on, who the hell gets knocked up these days?
    She’s hot and all, but obviously lacking in the brains department

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    morga
    Commented on this photo:

    she has weird gums

  16. Doc Schweinstrudel

    hope they both make it healthy and wealthy

  17. Honest Abe

    This makes my penis sad.

  18. slappy magoo

    The first time JayJo decides to breastfeed, she’ll look down on that thing chowing down on her nip and scream “Oh, my God I’ve made a horrible mistake” and run off some where to throw up. In that moment, the baby and Jason Sudeikis will never be more alike.

  19. Ed

    “Looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom” is code for “There is no way I’m raising this baby with Jason Sucksdicks even if it IS his!”

  20. catapostrophe

    This is confusing/incorrect:

    “Taking into that account within the past 10 months she’s been photographed making a drunken walk of shame, got into a drunken car accident and banged Jason Sudeikis (presumably while drunk), …”

    This makes sense/is correct:

    “Taking into account that within the past 10 months she’s been photographed making a drunken walk of shame, gotten into a drunken car accident and banged Jason Sudeikis (presumably while drunk), …”

  21. January Jones Pregnant
    The Ugly Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    I really don’t think she would make a good mother at all. Too uptight and bitchy. She’ll be spending more time trying to lose the baby-weight than actually being a mom.

  22. cc

    January, I had to find out this way? Couldn’t you have just come and told me?

  23. It's not too late....

    Abort the fetus please skank. I’m sure all the taxpayers will be taking care of it after your 15 minutes are done.

    Btw, the role of “Mystique” has already been taken, so lose the dress.

  24. God is Black

    Hey all you old dudes?Do you remember a Tranny singer of the 80s called “Marilyn?” CHECK PIC #5 AND ENJOY!
    http://www.bittenandbound.com/2009/04/22/british-singer-marilyn-claims-gay-affair-with-gavin-rossdale-photos-and-video/

  25. TC

    You make it sound like the banging of Sudeikis was random. They were in a relationship, according to reports, and unless you know better. To suggest otherwise is to depict her as sluttier than she is. Shame on you.

  26. DogBoy

    she looks fuckable in the “not sure if she’ll stab me in my sleep” category. you pays your money, you takes your chances.

  27. ummmm

    pan face

  28. meany

    Oh look ! Another knocked up skinny blonde white bxtch . And I’m bored and a honkey.

  29. reborn

    So much hate. And I can’t figure out why. All I have to say is that she’s hauwt, alot less now that she got knocked up tho which is a shame, so I don’t really care if she’s acts like a b**** or not. Btw her acting isn’t that terrible as everyone seems to think. Haters will hate I guess.

  30. January Jones Pregnant
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    The thumbnail reminded me of Ashley Olsen, then I realized it wasn’t

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