January Jones Looks Like This Already
If you thought to yourself, surely January Jones’s body will pay the price for her adultery and carrying a bastard child to term, clearly you missed all those pics of her doing 25 hours of yoga every single day along with pretty much every post on this site that proves God doesn’t exist. So here’s January walking around with baby Xander looking just fantastic probably because that’s a nanny behind her, so you’re going to want to stop thinking, “Ha! At least that bitch isn’t getting any sleep.” Because she is. Tons of it.
God hates you.