Of Course January Jones Eats Her Placenta Every Morning Before Breakfast

The Superficial / March 26, 2012

If a stranger I’d never met before in my life told me that January Jones needs to devour the hearts of children so she can smile on cue because she’s dead inside, I’d believe them without a second thought. Which is why I’m not all surprised to learn she apparently freeze-dried her afterbirth and literally pops that shit like vitamins. People reports:

Jones’s secret to staying high energy through the grueling shooting schedule? “I have a great doula who makes sure I’m eating well, with vitamins and teas, and with placenta capsulation.”
You read right: Jones is eating her own placenta. “Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins,” she explains. “It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas.”
Jones has taken the capsules every day since right after she had her son, and also anytime she feels tired or down. Jones insists, “It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!”

“It’s so not witch-craft. You’re simply eating the discarded remains from your child’s birth thus magically infusing you with his energy so you have the strength to stare into his soul and demand to know why he’s not cute enough to make his daddy leave his bitch of a wife, Xander. Seriously, if that’s witch-craft, then call me ‘Ice-arella, Sorceress of the North.’ Actually, you know what, don’t call me that. I’m not supposed to let mortals know my true name. Can I just see your tape recorder?”

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