Here’s January Jones posing nude for Violet Grey where she reveals if she could bang any celebrity dead or alive it’d be Paul Newman or Rihanna. Except that’s not even the most incredible thing January Jones said because that honor goes to this exchange:
What is the single greatest night of your life and why?
The night my son was born for so many reasons.
AHAHAHAHAHA! Sure, it is. Sure, it is. Then again, if anyone feeds on pure hate, it’s January Jones, so imagine her surprise when a never-ending, renewable source fell right out of her vagina. “Immortality is MINE,” she probably said before telling the nurse, “Nah, you do it,” when asked if she wanted to hold her son.
Photos: Violet Grey