Considering Sweetwater already premiered at Sundance so there’s no way she can be edited out of it now, it should’ve been expected that January Jones would immediately ditch Noah Miller and presumably move on to turning Bryan Singer straight so she can get her old job back. “I promise you can go right back to penis after the Blu-ray hits.” Us Weekly reports:
The 35-year-old actress — whose exes include Jason Sudeikis and Ashton Kutcher — recently reunited with Noah and his twin brother, director Logan Miller, during the Sundance Film Film Festival in Park City, Utah. “They were completely fine in each other’s company, so it didn’t seem like it was an ugly breakup at all,” a source says of the exes.
Of course, the more likely scenario is this dude got tired of hearing, “Mmm, make that dick marry someone else and put a baby in me,” every time they had sex. I mean, talk about pressure. You have to find a priest, pick out wedding invitations and, Christ, the seating chart? Fuck all that. Now you know why I stay celibate. Entirely because of this. *shoves Batman LEGOs under desk*