January Jones’ New Boyfriend Is The Director Of Her New Movie, Of Course

If little Xander Dane has taught us anything, it’s that January Jones likes banging dudes she works with and also really hates kids. So it shouldn’t be a surprise to find out her new boyfriend is Noah Miller the director of her latest movie once you get past the shock that he’s not married, of course. *tries to stop bowtie from spinning* Via Life & Style:

“They met on the set of the film Sweetwater,” a source tells Life & Style. “January’s one of the stars, and Noah’s co-directing with his twin brother, Logan.”
January and Noah seem to be getting serious, too! The two were spotted holding hands in Santa Monica on Aug. 20, with January’s 11-month-old son, Xander, in tow.

In related news, January Jones has just been cast in every movie ever. “She’ll make a terrific, new Snow White,” says Rupert Sanders, “and I’m not just saying that because I’m married and not sterile the way she likes. Honey, bring the kids in here, wouldya? I want January Jones to see I can make sperm.”