If little Xander Dane has taught us anything, it’s that January Jones likes banging dudes she works with and also really hates kids. So it shouldn’t be a surprise to find out her new boyfriend is Noah Miller the director of her latest movie once you get past the shock that he’s not married, of course. *tries to stop bowtie from spinning* Via Life & Style:
“They met on the set of the film Sweetwater,” a source tells Life & Style. “January’s one of the stars, and Noah’s co-directing with his twin brother, Logan.”
January and Noah seem to be getting serious, too! The two were spotted holding hands in Santa Monica on Aug. 20, with January’s 11-month-old son, Xander, in tow.
In related news, January Jones has just been cast in every movie ever. “She’ll make a terrific, new Snow White,” says Rupert Sanders, “and I’m not just saying that because I’m married and not sterile the way she likes. Honey, bring the kids in here, wouldya? I want January Jones to see I can make sperm.”