January Jones Has A New Boyfriend

Despite her penchant for birthing spite babies and making the maid pretend they’re hers, January Jones apparently has a new boyfriend and don’t worry, I had the same questions as you: Who’s he’s married to? And when’s the new baby coming? Here’s what I found out: 1. No clue. 2. January Jones really doesn’t like being surprised in the shower even if you wear a fake wedding band and open with, “Excuse me, miss, are you ovulating?”

UPDATE: Surprise, he’s the director of her new movie.