Despite her penchant for birthing spite babies and making the maid pretend they’re hers, January Jones apparently has a new boyfriend and don’t worry, I had the same questions as you: Who’s he’s married to? And when’s the new baby coming? Here’s what I found out: 1. No clue. 2. January Jones really doesn’t like being surprised in the shower even if you wear a fake wedding band and open with, “Excuse me, miss, are you ovulating?”
UPDATE: Surprise, he’s the director of her new movie.
Photos: CARE/AKM-GSI
He no looka like a mon?
I wonder if the kid will gow up calling Jones ‘Auntie’.
Or maybe ‘January’.
Next photos are of him shitting on a police car.
* Cue hipster douche response
NICE HAIR DUDE!!!!
I like that car park. You have 2 hours free parking there.
She certainly seems happy about it.
I don’t know who he is. But I can tell you that if he’s ever wondered what it would feel like to stick his penis in liquid nitrogen–today’s his lucky day.
heheheh
I guess all I needed was some wranglers, a black t-shirt, a fresh pair of old people nikes, a lame hair style and a pair of glasses.
If this guy can do it…
I’d use my strap-on with her. No doubt about it!
She must have a time machine because apparently she went back in time to 1996 to start dating a member of Collective Soul.
New Trend: Cankle Cut Jeans
Nice glasses, Scarlett. Wait, who?
Does she pay him extra to pretend that she [s]is funny[/s] has a personality?
Can it possible be that she’s dating not just a complete unknown, but a GINGER complete unknown?
Well, if South Park has taught us anything it’s that gingers have no soul. That puts him very high on her compatibility index.
Are not you ginger?
As in a younger, ginger, non-jewish Dr. Ruth?*
*TF ain’t the only one with a good memory round here.
Confirmation of ginger status.
IMO gingerness is much more of a dating handicap for the XYers than for the gals. Plenty of guys have a ginger fetish but how many women crave freckled ginger peen?
I think Dr. Ruth is a bigger burden than ginger, but you know i’d give u the beef all night.
Gingers are hot … Wait what? They have freckles in the peen? I had no idea.
LOL, McBeef.
Sorry baby, i can’t push your stroller, i’m holding my boyfriends hand. Conchita will stroll you….in the back.
Great taste in clothes and men
Her shirt should read, “I let Charlie Sheen fuck me and all I got was this stupid hat.”
“Why is that bitch with the stroller following us everywhere?”
look, she’s smiling! haha, j/k!
Carrot Top could do better.
Hope he gets her pregnant so we can see fat Betty again.
Did she steal that outfit from the set of Full House?
It’s LOGAN or NOAH Miller (writer/director twin brothers) from Touching Home fame. They just shot SWEETWATER, a western in July and January starred in it…looks like she left with more than a paycheck.
He’s gonna get brain freeze the second he penetrates her.
This guy is a hipster doofus.
Jeez, the company IT guy is hitting that?
She’s extraordinarily AVERAGE.
Dude must have a horse dick.
“…so I said to the Dungeon Master there’s no way I could be kept in a cell. I’m a Level 83 Arcane Mage with a +3 Staff of Virtue! I mean, doesn’t he know I could hotkey the Spell of Dragon Eyes to the G1 key? I could spawn an Elf of the Flowing Rivers to open the lock, and then I could don my Cloak of the NeverSeen and totally leave the dungeon! What a moron!”
“So, can you help me reset my Gmail password, or what?”
“Of course, my fair maiden! What do I look like, a Level 1 Orc of the Mud Basin Tribe?” *snort snort snort*
She’s obviously thrilled with the new love of her life. Look at that happy shining face.
Pony tail? It’s 2012 man…..
She proves moms everywhere right when they say “if you keep making that face, it’ll get stuck that way.” Her bitchface is permanent.
They look soooo happy together!
She has the face of a smacked arse.
Awww, its hipster Mr. Sensitive Ponytail guy.
Permanent bitchface. If she smiled it would shatter into a million little pieces.
How does it feel, going out with the single mother of a hated child?
He’s starting to look pissed off by proxy.
dude looks just like Mark McKenney playing Darril.