January Jones is Kind of a Bitch

January Jones appears in the latest issue of Marie Claire UK where she gives the kind of answers that make her portrayal of Betty Draper look like not that much of a stretch and also leave you wondering if she grabbed a small child afterward and beat it into the wall for not using a coaster:

On Mad Men:
“Financially, we don’t get paid very much on the show and that’s well-documented. On the other hand, when you do television you have a steady pay check each week, so that’s nice.”

On ex-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher who said she’d never make it as an actress:
“I don’t comment about that,” she replies in clipped tones. “And I never commented about him.”

On rumors she became a model to prove to “bitches” in high school she’s pretty:
“Where are you getting this shit? It sounds like something I might have said when I was, like, 15. The bitches in high school were bitches because I was pretty.”

I really wanted to go to town on that last comment, but I can’t stop looking at this photo and mumbling, “Those filthy bitches. Why I oughta…” That’s how she gets ya.

Photos: Marie Claire UK