January Jones is Kind of a Bitch

April 7th, 2011 // 105 Comments

January Jones appears in the latest issue of Marie Claire UK where she gives the kind of answers that make her portrayal of Betty Draper look like not that much of a stretch and also leave you wondering if she grabbed a small child afterward and beat it into the wall for not using a coaster:

On Mad Men:
“Financially, we don’t get paid very much on the show and that’s well-documented. On the other hand, when you do television you have a steady pay check each week, so that’s nice.”

On ex-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher who said she’d never make it as an actress:
“I don’t comment about that,” she replies in clipped tones. “And I never commented about him.”

On rumors she became a model to prove to “bitches” in high school she’s pretty:
“Where are you getting this shit? It sounds like something I might have said when I was, like, 15. The bitches in high school were bitches because I was pretty.”

I really wanted to go to town on that last comment, but I can’t stop looking at this photo and mumbling, “Those filthy bitches. Why I oughta…” That’s how she gets ya.

Photos: Marie Claire UK

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  1. DogBoy

    Fuck you and your knockoff boots. Buyers beware.

  2. January Jones Marie Claire UK
    gross
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s attractive?

  3. cc

    I would have to say that she does not look like a women to whom a smile comes naturally.

    Naturally, I’d try to make her cum.

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    Lucy
    Commented on this photo:

    Listen, they asked her about some touchy subjects, the kind that would piss off anyone, and these are select quotes. I’m not saying she’s a good actress (she isn’t) or that it was a good idea for her to complain about how much she gets paid. But this just seems like a effort to make her look as bad as possible. I’m pretty sure if Marie Claire had pursued a less sensitive line of questioning, she wouldn’t have reacted in such a way. Also, it seems like she is just an outlet for guys who wish they could sleep with her and girls who wish they could look like her to get out their resentment. Girls can be cruel and bitchy, it’s true and I’ve experienced this firsthand. But guys can be thoughtless, callous, insensitive dicks just as often. Being an asshole isn’t limited to one sex only, and good looks and popularity can lead to nasty behavior whether you’re a girl or a guy. Non-alpha males pin their hopes and dreams on incredibly hot girls who will never go for them (because they like dickish alpha-male types), ignore all the other girls out there who they deem not attractive enough, either get rejected or allow their resentment to simmer long-term, and then decide that all girls are coldhearted, shallow bitches who like douchebags. And from that single conclusion, misogyny flows unchecked.

    • Very good points, Lucy. Spot on. She’s not the prettiest girl out there and I can’t comment on her acting skills cause I’ve never seen any of her performances. She just alright to me.

      Seems like on a show that features Christina Hendricks and Jessica Pare she would be lost in the crowd to me.

  5. Lucy

    Listen, they asked her about some touchy subjects, the kind that would piss off anyone, and these are select quotes. I’m not saying she’s a good actress (she isn’t) or that it was a good idea for her to complain about how much she gets paid. But this just seems like a effort to make her look as bad as possible. I’m pretty sure if Marie Claire had pursued a less sensitive line of questioning, she wouldn’t have reacted in such a way. Also it seems like she is just an outlet for guys who wish they could sleep with her and girls who wish they could look like her to get out their resentment. Girls can be cruel and bitchy, it’s true and I’ve experienced this firsthand. But guys can be thoughtless, callous, insensitive dicks just as often. Being an asshole isn’t limited to one sex only, and good looks and popularity can lead to nasty behavior whether you’re a girl or a guy. Non-alpha males pin their hopes and dreams on incredibly hot girls who will never go for them (because they like dickish alpha-male types), ignore all the other girls out there who they deem not attractive enough, either get rejected or allow their resentment to simmer long-term, and then decide that all girls are coldhearted, shallow bitches who like douchebags– not true. Yet from that single false conclusion, misogyny flows unchecked.

  6. January Jones Marie Claire UK
    The Ugly Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    Tranny cunt.

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    erkie8
    Commented on this photo:

    On an unrelated subject, I

  8. Chaz Bono

    Mad Men sucks deez nuts

  9. tata

    Sounds like a bitch to me. All the articles that she is one and a terrible actress, sure that’s not a yearly assumption that keeps going. She’s an average looking blonde, nothing special. Being from Sioux Falls, SD and her attending the same school as myself she was known as a friendless bitch. She has always been known as a bitch. Fame is fleeting for her, bitch

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