Considering she has a history of sleeping with whoever she works with and Bryan Singer has a history of saying, “Bitch, I know you didn’t try to rub that nasty ho business on my man-pop,” it really shouldn’t be a surprise that January Jones won’t be back as Emma Frost in the X-Men: First Class sequel X-Men: Days of Future Past. Not to mention, if they tried to pull a Mad Men and make her wear a fat suit the whole time, the CGI costs for her boob diamonds would be ridiculous and they need that money to edit out Michael Fassbender‘s penis so people actually pay attention to the movie. Collider reports:
“I don’t know that I’m in it, I don’t think Emma’s in this one. Well they haven’t told me if I am (laughs). I wouldn’t put it past them though, I got the script for the first one on the airplane on the way there. It’s called Days of Future Past I think, and I think it’s more about James [McAvoy] and Michael [Fassbender] and then Patrick [Stewart] and Ian [McKellan], and I think it’s gonna go back and forth with those so I don’t think Emma’s in those bits. I don’t know, I really don’t know.”
When reached for comment the writers said, “Wait, you mean she’s not pregnant again with another married co-star’s baby? Because we just assumed… wow, this is embarrassing.”
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This one is expressing emotions, IMPOSTER!!!
I honestly didn’t recognize her.
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
Aqua Teen for the win. Good day sir.
“Thousands of years ago…”
Has anyone seen her smile like this before, ever? I’m generally loath to make assumptions—like, say, that only getting laid brings out that smile in her—but the last time I put January Jones together with a married man, I birthed a baby-daddy rumor that went viral all over the Interwebs. So yeah, let’s assume they’re screwing.
Fire whichever stylist told you that big eyebrows were in, doll.
You know what else she’s not in? My masturbatory fantasies.
Well, of course not… When I fantasize about masturbation it’s just my cock and my hand. Maybe some candles and a glass of wine.
Yeah, except in mine, it’s Kate Beckinsale who lights the candles and brings the wine. And then promptly gets the fuck out. This is me time, bitch!
PS: I understand that I worded my original post badly… I’m just trying to save Internet face.
The smile makes her barely recognizable.
She resembles a young Lou Ferrigno.
I’m pretty sure that’s pornstart Totally Tabitha
*pornstar
For years we wanted her to smile.
Now I want her to stop.
She looks so much friendlier with eyebrows.
No loss….was that even technically “acting” that she did in first class?….I’ve seen more life in a funeral home.
Who the fuck is this? I thought this was a January Jones post. I was bracing myself for icy bitch face. I also do that for Kristen Stewart posts.
I think they are cutting back on the budget this time around and just using a stand-in cardboard cut out of January Jones in white lingerie. I mean, you get the same performance for the price of a taco, and nine months later no bastard children. Everyone not named after a month wins.
Not a great picture of her..Even with the ever present frown she does it for me
Now, if they would kill her off Mad Men!