January Jones Isn’t In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

Considering she has a history of sleeping with whoever she works with and Bryan Singer has a history of saying, “Bitch, I know you didn’t try to rub that nasty ho business on my man-pop,” it really shouldn’t be a surprise that January Jones won’t be back as Emma Frost in the X-Men: First Class sequel X-Men: Days of Future Past. Not to mention, if they tried to pull a Mad Men and make her wear a fat suit the whole time, the CGI costs for her boob diamonds would be ridiculous and they need that money to edit out Michael Fassbender’s penis so people actually pay attention to the movie. Collider reports:

“I don’t know that I’m in it, I don’t think Emma’s in this one. Well they haven’t told me if I am (laughs). I wouldn’t put it past them though, I got the script for the first one on the airplane on the way there. It’s called Days of Future Past I think, and I think it’s more about James [McAvoy] and Michael [Fassbender] and then Patrick [Stewart] and Ian [McKellan], and I think it’s gonna go back and forth with those so I don’t think Emma’s in those bits. I don’t know, I really don’t know.”

When reached for comment the writers said, “Wait, you mean she’s not pregnant again with another married co-star’s baby? Because we just assumed… wow, this is embarrassing.”

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