January Jones Is Too Beautiful To Carry Her Baby

Action-packed day, I know.

Here’s January Jones taking her son Xander for his two month check-up, although you wouldn’t know it because she makes the nanny carry the baby ten feet behind her at all times lest someone actually thinks the little bastard is hers. No, no, she’s far too beautiful for that.

XANDER: Mommy, can I have a toy?
JANUARY: *nervously looks around store* Whoa! I’m not your mommy. Are you lost, little boy?
XANDER: Oh, right, sorry. *walks over to nanny* Fat lady mommy hired, may I have a toy?
JANUARY: You should teach your son not to talk to strangers! ‘Believe this woman?

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