Almost as if she sensed I needed an excuse to post more of this dress, January Jones has apparently sobered up enough to realize she’s been having sex with SNL star Jason Sudeikis, according to People who conveniently left out all the drunk stuff:
The pair, who were first linked romantically last July, are calling it quits on their relationship, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
“They’ve been on and off for a few months and then the long distance kind of ended it,” the source says. “But they could get back together. It was just hard to stay together with the distance.”
At this time, I’d like to point out to January that I’ve often been described as “a young Jon Hamm,” although most of those times I was talking to myself in front of a mirror with my penis tucked between my legs. Not that she’s anyone to judge, Miss “I Just Turned 33.” How dare you?!