Here’s Mad Men star January Jones doing the ol’ walk of shame yesterday after being spotted in the same clothes she wore to the Oceana World Party the night before, and you gotta respect a woman stumbling her way out of a taxi after a night of drunken, promiscuous sex. Not only did she put out, she had the courtesy to not make the dude drive her home. If you told me she doesn’t laugh hysterically at small penises, I’d probably stab you in the face for stealing my dreams and turning them into a woman without my consent. (But appreciate the thought.)
Photos: Pacific Coast News
FIrST Bitch!
Ha ha ha, what a dumb little whore. Maybe she picked up a disease or a baby along the way.
At least we know her part in Mad Men must be up for renewal. Guess we’ll be seeing her in the upcoming season now?
Eat a sandwich, January. Your bones are clacking against each other.
Just please eat Aniston to gain a few pounds. I think I see some sort of abortion on the lawn in front of her. That was quick.
WTF happened to her feet?
wowwwwwwwwwwwww ?! wtf is this about
take your shoes off before walking across the lawn.
You don’t want those heels to sink in the grass.
Love her.
What I want to know is, was the dude Adrien Brody?
Where are her feet?
This photo is fake, that’s why she doesn’t have feet. I guess the person doing the Photoshop work isn’t good enough to be able to do feet in grass.
Betty Draper, you sexy little vixen. Come here!
There’s no shame in this.
January… call me :-)
WHORE!
OMG The new site looks brilliant!
Glad to see her getting some. We all love to fuck, people – no shame in that!
pic quality is horrible.
Wow
Man… I’ve done this walk a few times.
Class act!
I mean, FRIST!
She has such an amazing body… I’m so jealous.
having a good time – all for it .
not brushing your ratty sex hair after – eeeewww…
Why does it look like her feet are buried in the ground in the pics where she’s standing on the grass (in heels no less)???
Seem photoshopped…
I just noticed that too, it’s weird cause the grass doesn’t even look that long!
She looks horrible! Her legs and arms look all gangly like a 14-year-old, and her hair looks like absolute straw. Nothing on Christina Hendricks!
OJ’s mom – fuck you I am not a soccer mom
I’m with you. Sounds like somebody hasn’t had to perform the walk of shame since, ummmmm, what’s OJ’s father’s name again? Damn, bitch needs to get laid.
the new site is clean, fellas. sieg heil.
Her hair looks bad, probably some man-chowder pomade in there…
slag.
Ms. Jones is doing the Walk of Fame. We love this kind of women!
Is that you Randal?
fake shopped, look at her legs in the grass. unless this girl has no feet
um since when is she soooo freaking skinny? Her shoulder/arm looks gross and gaunt
That’s definitely an attractive woman! I would make a stop!
GAY
Anyone else think this is just a bad photo shop job? I mean what the hell happened to the bottom half of her legs. Did they just dink into the grass?
She is nice topless
……….I PREFER MARCH, folks!!
Should have positioned yourself for an upskirt out of the cab. Likely she wasn’t wearing any panties.
Jesus, some of you people are dumb. Her feet aren’t visible because she’s standing on a pathway that’s below the grass line. If you bothered looking at some of the other pics you see the entrance to that path as she steps out of the cab.
I was about to say the same thing. What a bunch of idiots on this site!
XD
Either the ground is swallowing her feet or she has a lot of heavy booze in her stomach weighing her down and implanting her in the ground.
If you haven’t heard yet, she crashed into 4 cars last night. And funny thing is Bobby Flay showed up. Guess who’s having an affair?? Go to the tmz website and you’ll see the whole story!! Its juicy!
Seriously NO FEET? No feet at all? Photoshop FAIL. OR is it quick grass WIN…Like quick sand but greener. Duh…
This site is more vile than Lady Gaga’s shit! You’re all a bunch of retards and you need to kill yourselves!!!!
YA ASSHOLES!!!