January Jones is My Kind of Girl

Here’s Mad Men star January Jones doing the ol’ walk of shame yesterday after being spotted in the same clothes she wore to the Oceana World Party the night before, and you gotta respect a woman stumbling her way out of a taxi after a night of drunken, promiscuous sex. Not only did she put out, she had the courtesy to not make the dude drive her home. If you told me she doesn’t laugh hysterically at small penises, I’d probably stab you in the face for stealing my dreams and turning them into a woman without my consent. (But appreciate the thought.)

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