Here’s January Jones parking in a handicapped space yesterday, and while normally we like to call out rich celebrities for being inconsiderate shitbags who are too beautiful to walk a few extra feet, in this case I’m sure January just wanted to make sure she could get home to her son as quickly as- Pffffttttt! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m sorry, I tried. I really tried. She fucking hates that kid.
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Not having a heart IS a handicap. What’s the fuss?
emotionally disabled.
Doesn’t matter how much of an icy bitch she is. Would still go to town on that butterscotch flavored cinnamon ring I imagine she has.
I had dibs on the vadge . Are you talking about the Pail?
That vag is a wreck bro! I’m going for the backdoor on this one.
After I was through with my spectacular lovemaking , she would be walking as if she were handicapped
MMMMmmmm, Butterscotch
Wonder if ol’ Don Draper spent anytime back there , drillin for oil ?
Obviously , if he did , it sure didn’t loosen her up
Emotionally handicapped doesn’t count, Emma Frost.
Since evidently you reached The Superficial imposed 5 Thumbs Up limit here is one more.
You, sir, are a worker of miracles.
she was delivering ice for the handicapped !
Who has left their genetic blueprints in her cooch?
Show of hands ?
If so , we they immediately flash – frozen ?
Why ,did her kid come out a popsickle?
In Hollywood I believe the parking designation is
“disabled / celebrity” since it’s so hard to tell the difference these days.
her ‘disability’ is she cant smile
She’s ginger, she’s entitled to park in a disabled spot.
She’s being a responsible humanitarian. Honestly, ask yourself. Do you really want a retarded celebrity searching for a space in a crowded parking lot while driving a 2 ton automobile. Do you really?!
She always looks constipated, always.
The queen of all bitchfuckery strikes again. Are we sure it wasn’t her that stole those DVDs from those sick kids a few weeks ago?
Where did her Emma Frost titties go? Damn you advances in brassiere technology!
January Jones is such an asshole. Never mind the fact she dated- and was dumped- by Ashton Kutcher, but she’s so much of a bitchface that someone doesn’t even want to raise a child with her. Either that, or she has no bloody idea who the father is.
I wonder if a photograph would suffice to send her a citation…???
There is no excuse for an able-bodied person parking in a “disabled person’s” parking spot. What a selfish cunt!
Too bad most of the people I see with those stickers are fatasses whose handicap is wheezing getting out of their SUVs.
she better get over herself because outside of mad men, she has no career.
Freakin Liberals
They have a word for people who do that…. If only I could remember what it is…. I really have to PUNT this one around to try and remember… Even with the RUNT of hers, there really is no excuse… No matter how hard I HUNT for that word, I just cannot remember it… It’s… It’s…
Plain fuckin’ Jane.
In her defense she thinks the signs are pictures of self absorbed white people shitting on the rest of the world and figured she qualified to park there.
She must think that the sign applies to the kind of mental handicap she has.
got the license plate number.
Now it’s time to find this bitch’s car and key the shit out of it for the sake of the truly handicapped.
why is she so hated?
pssssssst: PLEASE BREAK HER BACK & BONES!!
how does someone as genetically gifted as this somehow still appear to be unattractive?
I thought she had a Rolls!!!!
I see it somehow as very politically uncorrect and contemporary dadaist act. That is plus these days, in my opinion.
This is why I could never make it as a publicist. I wouldn’t be able to prevent myself from bitch slapping my clients while screaming “You must be some kind of stupid to park in a handicapped spot after I told you I arranged for paparazzi patrol today!”