Damon Lindelof: ‘January Jones Can’t Act’

June 7th, 2011 // 48 Comments

“I’d be so angry right now if I were capable of human emotion.”

Lost creator Damon Lindelof has officially joined the distinguished ranks of Ashton Kutcher and myself – Wait, what? I want out. Let me out! She can act! OH, GOD, LET ME OUT! – and tweeted his opinion of January Jones‘ acting after seeing X-Men: First Class:

Emma Frost’s THREE mutant powers: Telepathy, Transformation to Solid Diamond and last but not least, Sucking at Acting.

You know what the sad part about all this is? At one point, you know January Jones went, “I’m such a good actress, no one will care if I carry a married man’s baby to term.” Ah, well, at least she has her look- Oh, right, the kid. Christ. This is like a “What Not To Do” guidebook for aspiring actresses. Minus wearing lots of lingerie and having diamond boobs, of course. You’re gonna want to do that a lot. Almost exclusively if I’m being frank, and that’s advice I normally charge for, so don’t say I never give you nothin’.

Photo: Flynet

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  1. LEviC

    “Lost” was a giant waste of fucking time. That guy shouldn’t be talking.

    • Uncle Caw-yin

      Amen. Lindelof fucked up his show and then blamed the fans for not eating up it’s sappy slapdash finale.

  2. Racer X

    But she has a corky name and is white!

  3. It had to be said

    Fun fact: January Jones also cannot size clothes.

    • TomFrank

      Tell us how *you* do when the time comes for you to shop for maternity clothing.

      • It had to be said

        Well, I know that my wife (especially when pregnant) had her pants hemmed. Besides, since Jones probably wore a size zero before she got pregnant, she’s not even wearing “women’s” sized clothes yet.

  4. January Jones Emma Frost
    Commented on this photo:

    January Jones, auditioning for her next role.

  5. Fiends

    wunderbar!

  6. MarkM

    I don’t get her…she’s like Anna Nicole Smith without all the drug fun and wackiness!

  7. Anonymous

    Who the hell is January Jones?

    • Don’t pretend like you don’t know.

      • Nopers

        Before XMen First Class, I didn’t know who the hell she was either, and it’s no wonder since apparently she’s known for Mad Men, which is not a show I watch (along with millions of other people). And it turns out, the only reason I know her now is because she sucked so bad in XMen.

    • Jovy

      Yeah I didn’t know who the whore was until The Superficial. Go figure, she can’t act.

  8. LJ

    I can’t wait for the kid to pop out with a head full of red hair.

  9. Sugar

    HAHAHAHAHA. And she’s about 1/10th as pretty, important and fascinating as she thinks she is. I loathe this cunt.

  10. Bow Chica Wow Wow

    January Jones has boobies. Lost was complete and utter total tripe. I’ve no idea who this ‘damon’ guy is but I love me some boobies! Ergo, he should stop running his mouth and she’s a great actress.

    • axistogrind

      Very curious what flaw anyone can find in her physical appearance, when she is not pregnant, at least. LOL. She is one of the world’s most beautiful women, she has her own money, she didn’t run to the man who knocked her up, and she is keeping her mouth shut about it. I’d sell all your pets to the North Korean culianary institute for a cup of coffee with her. To say she is not one of the most beautiful women in the entire world means you are in complete denial and probably flipping rolls of fat out of the way of your caps lock key, ya hateful househags. I love that girl even more now for being a tough bitch and not kissing any ass in Whoreywood. perfect 10. BTW, What is a Damon Limpdick, and why do we care he is Lost?

      • Ok

        That was just lame. Try to hide your two inch hard-on while talking about your nasty bitch of an actress. She’s plastic: the same face every time, in every shot, in every movie. That’s what makes her ugly and unbearable to watch. No personality. I’m sure for a necrophiliac, a personality doesn’t mean shit. So whack your donkey to the horrid, no talent bimbo, Jan Jones.

  11. But her sister, February Jones, can.

  12. TheJediVirginLoser

    these are by far the hottest pics of a pale white woman with a distended belly, picking up dog shit, EVER!

  13. In other news, fire is hot. Film at 11.

  14. Abby Normal

    Looks like we’ll still have to wait a couple months before the obligatory naked pregnant actress cover shoot. Dang it!

  15. January Jones Emma Frost
    Commented on this photo:

    I can tell from this angle it’s going to be a boy. A gay one.

  16. Armando

    January is beautiful, has nice boobs and I suspect, carpeting that match the drapes of smooth tile and thats all she needs- quit hating the playa’s

  17. I’ve never liked her since that song ‘Unbelievable’ came out. Fucking hated that song.

  18. can’t act and has a crappy, bony body.

  19. anon

    LOL @ some of you guys basing the quality of her acting skills on the size of her boobs. I guess that’s why Lindsay Lohan still finds work.

  20. Willravel

    What?! You mean someone in Hollywood has a career not based on their incredible acting ability, but their beautiful appearance? Stop the presses!

  21. Dr Ha-Ha

    So a guy who can’t create for shit thinks a certain gal can’t act for shit. Takes one to know one.

  22. January Jones Damon Lindelof Twitter
    Peter Shithead
    Commented on this photo:

    lol Lost was shit though

  23. Math

    Wait a second, how was she supposed to play a cold, emotionless character?

    • Karl

      Emma Frost is anything but a cold, emotionless character. She’s bitchy and witty most of the time, indifferent to people she doesn’t care about.

  24. cc

    You really missed out by not inserting a little ‘dun-dun-DUN’ .wav file after that headline.

  25. Just a Guy

    She was the only reason I spent Money on watching the Movie.
    I will see Cowboys & Aliens not because of Damon Lindelof, but in spite of him.

  26. D Talmadge

    He’s jealous of her 4th power…being able to grow hair.

  27. Nikiii

    Well the movie sukedddddd so no suprice the actin is in ecual terms

  28. January Jones Emma Frost
    Heartless Cunt
    Commented on this photo:

    Her shitty acting really ruined Mad Men for me.

  29. anonym

    has anyone seen january’s other shit?

    does she ever show any emotion?

    or is she robotic like a stepford ?

    • axistogrind

      actually, in american pie wedding she was likeable and funny, but she doesn’t get deep roles; probably because she is not a great actress, but nobody hires her because she’s the second coming of meryl streep.

  30. 808

    I actually liked January Jones alot on Mad Men. She’s mad hot too. Superfish is just hating right now….but I haven’t seen X-Men yet.

  31. Greg

    She’s a fucking terrible actress with great boobs. Great boobs > Terrible acting.

  32. Mike Hunt

    The ending of LOST was a fucking disaster. Lidelof should look in the mirror.

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