Damon Lindelof Regrets Telling The Truth About January Jones

June 8th, 2011 // 24 Comments

(Trivia: If you look carefully at her cameltoe, you’ll see the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42.)

Thanks to a painfully slow news day, Lost creator Damon Lindelof‘s tweet regarding January Jones‘ acting in X-Men: First Class, or lack thereof to be exact, spread like wildfire yesterday prompting him to issue a quasi-apology late last night:

I am only slightly less disgusted with the amount of play my X-Men comment got than I am with myself for making it in the first place.

Maybe you’re only disgusted yourself because – GASP – you’re the father of her baby!

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!

I kid. Clearly, her not getting kicked out of the movie proves it’s Matthew Vaughn. I don’t even need to see a DNA test at this point. “Hey, Matt, you realize this chick can’t act?” “Uhh… no, I didn’t even notice, but let’s see how it plays out. I mean, how hard is it to say words, when you think about it? I don’t get all the fuss.”

Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Abby Normal

    She actually looks pretty good in these shots compared to most of her recent photos in which she looked like she just had and/or was just about to puke

  2. Durr

    She does a pretty good job of ignoring the paps. Good on her.

  3. Ed

    She wasn’t bad, she was supposed to be a cold-hearted bitch with no emotional range except for confidence, evil, contempt, and arrogance. She nailed it.

  4. h0pe33

    Honestly, she was Betty Draper acting as Emma Frost. I was hoping I could see a different type of acting range with her (such as her co-ed character who was pretty hot btw in “Love, Actually”) but alas, stone-cold Betty Draper on the set those takes.

  5. Mandi

    Aw maaaaaaaaan. I HATE when people are honest and then take it back because their balls fall off.

  6. Just a Guy

    She was the only reason to watch Xmen.

    My guess id she just would not F Damon Lindelof.

  7. Jake

    Se seems so pleasant.

  8. Venom

    Who the fuck is this chick and why should we care?
    I have seen about a 100 posts about her now so obviously you want us to care, but she just seems like some boring blonde bitch with a not so great body.

  9. Keyser A. Soze

    I don’t care how bad her acting was in the movie, she was hot and nice too look at. I’ll trade alright acting + Ugly chick for Poor acting + Super hot chick any day of the week. Its the only reason I saw alot of movies, like that one where jessica biel gets naked, what was it called again? Then again, I didn’t really watch it, I just fast-forwarded to the good bits ;)

  10. dflytiger

    Aren’t pregnant woman supposed to be happy and glowing? Ever single picture I”ve seen on here so far she looks miserable. Oh right she’s carrying a bastard child, that’s why.

  11. Jebadiah

    Camel toe?

  12. January Jones Cameltoe
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    i thought she was like 3 or 4 months along??? She’s at least 6 here

  13. They only gave her a bunch of five-word lines anyway. It’d be hard for anyone to pull an Oscar out of that hat.

    Still, the movie was really good imo. Apart from the CONSTANT FUCKING ONSLAUGHT OF TENSE, DRAMATIC MUSIC THAT HARDLY EVER LETS YOU FUCKING BREATHE FOR A FUCKING MINUTE it was quite a bit of fun :)

    Also, two words: Blue Cleavage

  14. the captain

    ……..even “The Truth” is a lie in L.A., folks!!

  15. Lynx

    I guess I could get into that pregnant fetish with her.

  16. Rancid

    “Camel-toe”? You can’t have camel-toe with a busted up vag like hers. Her meat curtains probably flap around from the air conditioner.

  17. Charlie

    I banged her in march and do to my supernaturally powerful sperm she was already 6 months pregnant by june. She´s expected to deliver my spawn somewhere around august, after which she will fade into anonymity and occasionally do a Playboy shoot to remind people she´s still alive.

  18. Chicken Chickenovich Chickenova

    What??!! She was ACTING in X-Men? Next thing you’re gonna tell me there’s no Easter Bunny….

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