Nope, No Signs of January Jones Getting Hammboned Here

If January Jones is trying to keep it a secret that Jon Hamm’s penis is turning her uterus into frappe (What’s good, E.L. James?), she’s doing a shitty job of it because here she is smiling her ass off again instead of firing icebeams out of her face directly into the hearts of children. Then again, a giant dick is routinely touching her brain stem, which can’t be healthy and probably explains why her face is visibly saying, “Haha! January’s a month not people! BLURGALURGALUG.” *drools into shoe*

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