“Maybe if you weren’t such a little lesbian, that shark wouldn’t be eating you!”
Jared Gilmore is only 10-years-old, but he’s already bounced on his role as Bobby Draper on Mad Men and heroically decided to warn his replacement, and the entire acting community, that January Jones is a frigid icebox of hate and adulterous child-bearing. TV Guide reports:
“Be careful around January [Jones]. She’s not as approachable as the others. She’s really serious about what she does. Everyone else is so nice.”
In January’s defense, her Mad Men character actually is a frigid icebox of hate and adultery, so maybe she’s insanely method. I dunno, I’m not a gynecologist. What I do know is that it says something when child actors who might as well be extras feel comfortable trash-talking an actress because technically you’re allowed to treat those kids like luggage. In fact, I’ll be genuinely surprised if this doesn’t embolden the Lollipop Guild. *picks up thimble* Elf Tickler to Dinklage. Elf Tickler to Dinklage. Come in, Dinklage. Is Dwarfkrieg a go? Repeat. Is Dwarfkrieg a go? Over.
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