After five years, by my count, January Jones has finally birthed her illegitimate child forged in a hotbed of adultery and whatever you call stuff behind Claudia Schiffer‘s back. People reports:
Mad Men star January Jones, 33, welcomed her first child on Tuesday, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.
Son Xander Danes Jones and mom are “doing great,” the rep says.
Oh, how cute. Her baby’s name starts with an X just like X-Men: First Class the name of the movie she conceived him on with a married man. Now when he asks, “Mom, why does my name start with an X?” She can say, “Why it’s from the name of the movie I conceived you on with a married man.” And then when he asks where this guy is, she can explain to him how revenge pregnancy works. So to answer your question, the kid’ll be fine.
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poor bastard’s going to grow up getting his ass pummeled every day
Is that what happened to you? So sorry.
nah i got picked on for being american.. fuckin foreigners overseas they’re weird like that
Susan, you’re becoming just like everybody else on this website, yet earlier you were asking what’s wrong the people here. Maybe its time to go find another website, honey. Ok? Ok, thaaa-aaanks!
Wait, what’s with the speculation? The baby’s last name is, Jones. Clearly the father is Vinny Jones.
WHAT? You mean Santa Claus didn’t kill all of the Woodland Critters so that the lion cubs could give her an abortion before the antichrist was born? WE’RE ALL DOOMED!
Judging by the looks of her you can just tell that a TON of mung sprayed out when she gave birth.
How OLD are you people making such cruel remarks about a baby’s birth? I read the article, because I could NOT believe the headline! Just for everyone who doesn’t know:
Gender: Male
Origin: Greek
Meaning: The Greek name Xander means – a short form of Alexander
Some of them must be over 300 years old, Bobbie. They sound just like the Puritans who judged Hester Prynne in “The Scarlet Letter.”
Yeah, ‘cos unprotected sex with multiple, often married men in the age of rampant STDs should never be considered unwise. I mean, who wouldn’t want herpes, right?
why are abortions forbidden?
So moronic fuckwits like you can inhabit the earth. Next question.
i think bobby flay was hittin it but it looks like it’s some other poor bastards responsibility.
What if…what if January Jones just told us who the father is—Xander Berkeley (George Mason from Seasons 1 and 2 of 24), her married co-star on the movie “Seeking Justice,” which they filmed late last year.
Boy, she sure looks happy to have ejected the little darlin’, doesn’t she?
I know I should be up on it, but I haven’t seen Mad Men yet, but I just watched First Class the other day, and holy crap is her acting terrible.
I’m all for unique names. January is somewhat unique, used to know a girl named January but, Xander? How could you do that to someone? I mean, obviously she fucking hates this poor child. Xander?! Seriously??
Pretty sure Angelina and Brad aren’t married so Shiloh, and the twins are bastards too. Hate on January all you want, but leave the kid alone.
Adultery is offcourse not a good thing,but at least she is not on of the women who has an abortion to hide their acts,because its not convenient for them(accept when spreading your legs for sex
is very conveined).
So let’s not criticize her for keeping her baby.
Given how long she was pregnant, I suspect the child walked out of the hospital under his own steam and drove himself home.
Who writes these titles? are you retarded?
Seems to be a lot of hatred on her, and none on the guy. I find that weird.
+1!
*Eyes roll backward violently in their sockets*
Aaargh!! I can see my brain!
Why so petty? You obviously understand exactly what he was saying. He doesn’t have to be formal. This is not composition class.
Because she’s a BITCH
Oprah’s website crash or something? Why are you here?
Hi, Susan, you must be new here!
Vadges are nothing but trouble. *Stern side-eye directed at my vag.*
Good show old chap! +1000
She’s worth over 5 million and she’s in demand in film. Why would she ever need child support?
@CranAppleSnapple: we get it, you have a vagina, you’re acknowledging it on a gossip website. happy attention fishing.
Bitch got burned.
It was a joke. Good lord. You must be bored today.
Oddly enough last night I dreamt about providing oral sex to a lovely brunette I used to know…so, vag’s have their virtues.
+1
Unfortunately her acting isn’t that bad. And she’s so fucking hot, it’s too bad she’s a goddamn ice queen. She’s the kind of chick that seems fun to stalk.