Janice Dickinson was spotted at the Christian Audigier Fashion Show acting like her usual self, which means flashing her underwear and desperately flailing around for attention. It’s just so refreshing to see an ex-supermodel age with dignity. She should travel around the nation and give speeches at schools about how to stay classy. And at the end of her speech she’ll get all serious and point at the crowd and say, “Just remember, you can never be too classy.” Then she’ll pull a midget out of her vagina and start doing the Macarena.
Donkey | March 21, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Nasty Bitch!
mobilus | March 21, 2007 at 1:33 pm
That R1 looks pretty sexy…
uberfrau666 | March 21, 2007 at 1:33 pm
well, at least she not flashing her middle aged puss
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Damn, I wanted to be first
imran karim | March 21, 2007 at 1:33 pm
how old is she
Donkey | March 21, 2007 at 1:34 pm
What’s up with the dude in the first picture?
It looks like he’s fingering his taint.
favrav | March 21, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I don’t think those are panties so much as it is the cotton crotch of a cheap pair of nylons. In any case…ick.
danielle | March 21, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I bet if you slashed her stomach with a jacknife, plastic would fall out and the only thing left would be the leathery exterior.
gossipmonger | March 21, 2007 at 1:36 pm
It’s that cotton crotch in her hose that makes
these pictures so sexy!
schack | March 21, 2007 at 1:37 pm
that guy she’s sitting on is a cUtiE. and he looks like he’s into it, too. as long as you haven’t lost your powers of seduction, you are not yet OLD. kudos, janice!
ponk | March 21, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Her farts smell just like jrzmommy’s.
sikofdis | March 21, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I hate this cunt!
(consider the previous comment copied & pasted onto the Tom Cruise thread as well…it is my birthday and there are beverages to be decimated!)
schack | March 21, 2007 at 1:40 pm
probably, but i bet she’s crazy in bed and just has orgasms as often and as easily as she farts.
BarbadoSlim | March 21, 2007 at 1:41 pm
She just oozes classiness.
schack | March 21, 2007 at 1:43 pm
what is classiness; can someone tell me? i forget.
Binky | March 21, 2007 at 1:43 pm
She never fails to put the ‘dick’ in Dickinson
Donkey | March 21, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I didn’t even know who she was until she was on that stupid reality show.
And, I don
wedgeone | March 21, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Mr. Fish – take note of #7 and get with the friggin’ program.
And why does every goof holding a microphone or TV camera have to look like a complete douche?
I like how she and Jessica Simpson share that same “gaping pie hole in every photo” characteristic. NOT!
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Who the is this bitch and what make her worth putting on this web site? Maybe if she put a strap-on on and used it on Tom, that would be worth posting he. But it would have a be a BIG strap-on
Jslash | March 21, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Looks like she put collagen in the wrong lips.
Schnuggie | March 21, 2007 at 1:53 pm
@#8 I think the only thing she has more of in her than plastic is blow. How stoned does she look in these photos???
kamihi | March 21, 2007 at 2:04 pm
ERRR WHO is she?
Hollywood headache | March 21, 2007 at 2:07 pm
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Janice Dickinson will do anything to hold on to her 15 seconds of fame! she is a joke and a waste of our time.
tiggerhoohoo | March 21, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Dewd, she needs some new shoes. Last pic… how old are those bad boys?
sikofdis | March 21, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Holy Shit!!!
In the first(frist?) of the thumbnail pics, I think you can see her clit dangling from the back of the roof of her mouth.
DEEP THROAT LIVES!!!
p911gt10c | March 21, 2007 at 2:13 pm
she’s like a skeleton wrapped in Saran Wrap really.
^Jenna^ | March 21, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Ok… THIS…. THIS is what’s going to give me nightmares… and she should wear overalls to cover the scars and match those crow’s feet
guymorgan | March 21, 2007 at 2:20 pm
What wonderfull scabby shoes she has on in the last picture.
I have no idea who she is, the only ‘Dickinson’ I know in the Uk is a 60 year old guy with a oumpalumpa fake sun tan who does antiques roadshow on TV.
hotredhead | March 21, 2007 at 2:22 pm
depressing to see such a pretty woman being so… ‘paris’ =/
Adult Underoos | March 21, 2007 at 2:23 pm
those are pantyhose, not panties. and thus concludes the evolution of the superfish:
funny –> boring –> retarded
guymorgan | March 21, 2007 at 2:27 pm
#30
Thank you, I think you have summed up the superfish well.
FRIST!!! | March 21, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Gotta love that loud mouthed tramp! “I’m the world’s frist supermodel!!!” I had never even heard of her til I watched The Surreal Life, but MAN was she a trainwreck. I’m not a violent person, but she makes me want to hit her repeatedly with a sack of scissors.
sharpei dude | March 21, 2007 at 2:33 pm
You’re all wrong! That’s a fucking take-out menu she’s hiding.
teetee | March 21, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Her face is pulled so tight that she didn’t realize her muff was hanging out!
Spindoc | March 21, 2007 at 2:41 pm
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Ok, again, she was NOT the first Supermodel. She and a bunch of drunk friends used to say “It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s SUPERMODEL!” Not the same thing.
Also, she had maybe three major magazine covers and they were in Europe, not here. Cheryl Tiegs had maybe 50 or 100. Christie Brinkly the same, Twiggy was around years before Janice and was WAY more well known. Kim Alexis, Renee Simonson all these women were 20 times more famous than here, she was a 2nd, maybe 3rd tier model at best.
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.Nice that no magazines point this out. I mean heck if you can just make up history, then I am a superhero and was the first person in the world to learn to swim.
jillybean | March 21, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Thank god for that panty shield.
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Hey Veggi, how long is that lunch??
woodhorse | March 21, 2007 at 2:48 pm
she sure doesn’t want anyone to steal that green purse
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 2:51 pm
That is where she keeps her dildo
schack | March 21, 2007 at 2:52 pm
which green purse?
schack | March 21, 2007 at 2:52 pm
i see 3, maybe 4 of them
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 21, 2007 at 2:52 pm
WTF is wrong with her??? I guess she felt outdone by Paula Abdull. (misspelling intentional)
guymorgan | March 21, 2007 at 2:54 pm
The second picture look in the corner at the skull scarf and shoes, it’s http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/jenna_jameson_is_uh_sexy.php !
daylin | March 21, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Those pictures kind of makes me wonder how many cocks and vag holes have been in that face? and what which one out ranks the other one? i’m on a quest to find this info-mation!
NEEDS TO KNOW!
lambman | March 21, 2007 at 2:59 pm
The Superficial forgot to mention the story that goes along with these pics on every other blog.
JANICE WAS BANNED FROM FUTURE LA FASHION WEEK FASHION SHOWS!
schack | March 21, 2007 at 3:00 pm
ba baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaahhhhhn banned?
julyper | March 21, 2007 at 3:05 pm
#43, nice catch! it is, lol.
kamihi | March 21, 2007 at 3:05 pm
OK i looked her up so shes an ex model actually for 52 she is looking pretty damn hot – BITCH, but really is she WORTHY of being on here, I mean what d’ feck did she do in the last 20 years?? OK scratch that you could say that bout most of the skanks who appear on the superficial!
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 3:14 pm
I agree with Kamihi. For 52 she looks pretty good.
Glunp.com | March 21, 2007 at 3:25 pm
The bitch is just asking for it!
I bet she doesn’t even realize that she has panties on. She wanted to pull a “britney”