Janice Dickinson thinks Britney Spears is a hick

May 17th, 2006 // 89 Comments

jdickinson-scold-britney.jpgJanice Dickinson told The Book Standard that Britney Spears is in desperate need of a makeover and should dump Kevin Federline. She says:


  1. This is like Anna Nicole Smith giving you Advice on College Courses…and being RIGHT! If Britaney has fallen so far that Janice Dick-anything is giving her advice that if taken will IMPROVE her life then she should realize she is two steps away from living in a trailor and selling her blood for money.

  2. SpazzCat71

    Ok, after looking it up, she was never on the Price is Right…..still, she’s pretty fugly……BIG difference from her heyday…..

  3. billabong021

    shes one to talk, thats a tranny if i ever saw one..

  4. Hello pot, this is the kettle calling, I have a few things I’d like to tell you……

  5. PapaHotNuts

    The old lady from Hee-Haw is the only person authorized to give Brittany advice.

  6. nichole

    Wow, she’s a regular Captain Obvious.

  7. Ari

    Damn, and Halloween’s not for months yet.

  8. Just one request Janice, sing Dream On for me. Oh and your daughter was pretty hot in Lord of the Rings.

  9. ptprez

    karen black should mind her own business…

  10. D-Rock

    Since when is Charo a goth?

  11. lesbodojo

    Janice Dickinson may look like a tranny hooker who’s on one too many qualueds, but she’s HONEST. The woman usually has the pulse on what we’re all thinking but won’t say. Leave it to Janice to stumble into the wedding, grab the mic, and tell the guests that she hates the groom. lol Rock n roll!

  12. blackfrancis

    Despite the messenger being of dubious moral fiber, class, looks, or intelligence the advice is actually pretty much on the mark. I mean curlers? Even though my boy band broke up years ago I still take them time to look my best when making public appearances at the County Fair.

  13. The only advice Janice should give Britney is how to take a dump on a glass coffee table while Sly Stallone whacks off underneath.

  14. mushmouth

    ooh, ooh, ooh, Celebrity Boxing – Screech vs. Urkel. I’m there, dude!

  15. libertarienne

    Yep, Brit’s a hick…and Janice is a rotten cunt. More news at 11.

  16. DancingQueen

    See Janice you should have listened to your mother, your face WILL freeze like that!!!!

  17. YAYShannysHERE


  18. dandeeman120

    karen black should mind her own business…

  19. Shelley Bonnechance

    ORANGE! Again with the orange!

    And remember building snowmen with charcoal briquets for eyes when you were little? (Well, obviously, if you grew up in a region where it snowed in the winter…)

    Well, that’s what her eyes look like: charcoal briquets. It’s just too weird.

  20. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I heard that Janice Dickinson’s breath smells like boiled pig entrails sitting outside on a hot day in a bucket of bad mayonnaise. That’s just what I heard.

  21. tsarinaamanda

    Hell, if Janice Dickinson of all people, calls you out on your appearance, you KNOW it’s gotta be bad. REAL bad. Janice probably just wants a crack at K-Fed and his super sperm. She probably thinks his baby batter is the fountain of youth or something. I just don’t get why she’d want his dick when she’s got one of her own…makes no sense!

  22. andrewthezeppo

    Well, she’s not wrong. She may be a drunken, plastic, psycho whore, but her advice is spot on.

    Also, Slater is hot, if anyone can rock a mullet its him….or Scarlet Johanson remember when she had a mullet.

  23. gogoboots

    It’s like the pot calling the kettle black, Janice is tre tacky, she has no right to criticize Britney for being a hick…she makes more money than you do Janice! Remember!?

  24. Eye Candy

    i dont like her at all. She thinks she’s so hot because she used to be a model. USED TO BE!!!

  25. dandeeman120

    hope this works!!!

  26. juicylips

    AC SLATER!!!! LOL!!!!

  27. cat

    hey, i have something in common with janice. i think britbey is a hick as well.

    but i refuse to be BFF with janice. because she is a bimbo.

  28. frenchtoaststix

    Ugh. Both Janice Dickinson and Britney Spears are nasty.I need to bleach my brain now.

  29. Fa Cube Itches

    If she licks her lips and I smash her face into a plate glass window – will she stick?

  30. LickyLicky

    She sure seems stuck on the word ‘hick’! She used it, or some form thereof, in that little blurb a lot. Is that the only word she knows to call Britney?

    This is so fucking lame. I remember how coolio the fish was just a few months ago, and here we are, being moderated and watched. Is this some big NSA conspiracy?

  31. gammanormids

    (OT) #18. I don’t think the comments were moderated because of Dear Edna, but because many people were behaving like they were 4 years old and writting nonsense stuff (like the ‘first’ thing). I’ve seen the word “fuck” in new posts and comments, so, no biggy :). I wonder why Edna isn’t banned herself, as she only posts OT too and is annoying.

  32. Amy

    how much does she look like cindy crawford there!

  33. Johnny Be Good

    Janice Dickinson is fucking train wreck. It has been a long downhill slide for her which apparently she doesn’t quite recognize. What a haggard mess, pout of hers hasn’t been hot since 82.

  34. Love her famous pose the puckered lips the new fish look.

  35. Joan Rivers looks like a beauty queen compared to this fish/fag hag. Some people grow old gracfully this it will not let it happen.

    Gravity is taking it course I wish Joan Rivers will call her ass out.

  36. kcb8

    for a while i have been trying to figure out who janice dickinson reminds me of… and i finally realized- she looks exactly like this old barbie doll i had after my brother burned her while playing with gi-joes and fire

  37. pagebetty

    Ok so Janice doesn’t look that good herself, but she is so right about Britney!

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  39. jan doernte

    Hey Edna,

    Jesus was a used car salesman. He duped part of the world into worshipping him as the son of god. The rest rightfully laugh.

    Take your religion and get out of here. Its out-of-place, obtrusive, and annoying.

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