Janice Dickinson told The Book Standard that Britney Spears is in desperate need of a makeover and should dump Kevin Federline. She says:
Janice Dickinson thinks Britney Spears is a hick
May 17th, 2006 // 89 Comments
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downshine | May 17, 2006 at 10:31 am
first!!!!
downshine | May 17, 2006 at 10:32 am
wow-shes one to talk…
Tracie | May 17, 2006 at 10:32 am
You know you’re f-ed up when Janice Dickinson criticises you. Who’s next…O. J. Simpson?
Agatha | May 17, 2006 at 10:35 am
She may be a hick, but at least she’s not a fish.
kittiesarecute | May 17, 2006 at 10:35 am
Umm. third. or fourth. or fifth.
Fisher55 | May 17, 2006 at 10:36 am
Angelina Jolie is lookin a little beat
Jacq | May 17, 2006 at 10:36 am
Talk about pschological heirlooms and Janice Dickinson – wowza. That’s worse than MeganHarris telling you that you’re ugly. Or me calling someone else a whore.
Fisher55 | May 17, 2006 at 10:36 am
Angelina Jolie looks a little beat up here
Fisher55 | May 17, 2006 at 10:37 am
Angelina Jolie looks a little beat up here
Fisher55 | May 17, 2006 at 10:38 am
Angelina Jolie looks a little beat up here
gossipmonger | May 17, 2006 at 10:41 am
Off topic here but..
HAHAHA Good ol’ Edna is over at PerezHilton with this:
I am glad to see this site is not nearly as vulgar as the superficial, which I lobbyed to install a filtering system. Keep it clean! I am reporting all disgusting posts!
Posted by: Edna Bambrick | May 17, 2006 09:30 AM
pinky_nip | May 17, 2006 at 10:41 am
PLEASE LET ME COMMENT!!!!!!!!
BrianMolko | May 17, 2006 at 10:42 am
Is she related to David Dickinson?
http://www.jla.co.uk/images/Artists/DickinsonDavid1P.jpg
I think they’d make a good couple.
Edna Bambrick | May 17, 2006 at 10:42 am
It seems things are going my way, which is GOD’s way. Bless you all and keep it clean.
sharkbite | May 17, 2006 at 10:42 am
Surprise, surprise. Old news. Everybody knew Britney was a hick.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
86 | May 17, 2006 at 10:43 am
From Janice Dickinsons lips to Gods ears.
crunchy_wasabi | May 17, 2006 at 10:43 am
Apparently advice from silicone-ville is A-OK…
gossipmonger | May 17, 2006 at 10:48 am
Unbelieveable that all comments are now being “moderated”… So much for free speech. When the SF starts bowing to pressure from some religious biatch instead of allowing the regular readers to post their thoughts, it is time to move on to a website that allows free speech. Too bad, SF, I was enjoying your site immensely.
mmmBitch | May 17, 2006 at 10:48 am
Well, Britney Spears used to be the hottest little thing for a while. How do you go from Justin Timberlake to Kevin Federline in less than a year? And turn into a snagglepuss? Romp around barefoot?
Maybe she like iambic pentameter names a lot.
LRonHoover | May 17, 2006 at 10:49 am
I’d Hit It!
Edna Bambrick | May 17, 2006 at 10:50 am
Jesus loves you.
(s)AINT | May 17, 2006 at 10:50 am
whooo 3rd post……there both hella ugly…except brit would look good if she droped a dfew pounds
Fatty Boom-Batty | May 17, 2006 at 10:50 am
True story;
I got high in the back of a van with Mario Lopez a.k.a AC Slater. He said that “Saved by the Bell”, ruined his life. He didn’t even give me his autograph…
speechless | May 17, 2006 at 10:55 am
she just said what we were all thinking. way to state the fact, captain obvious!
Dr.Rokter | May 17, 2006 at 10:57 am
Janice Dickinson was at a party I was at and she weaved up to me and called me “snapperhead”, and told me to get a haircut. Which would have been funny, but she was also really drunk and kept offering the bartender a “wet blowjob for a dry martini” even though the bartender kept explaining to Janice that the bar was open, and that she was a girl anyway and didn’t have a penis. I really felt bad for Janice.
Edna Bambrick | May 17, 2006 at 10:58 am
Jesus loves the Superficial filters.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 17, 2006 at 10:58 am
What she says is completely true, but….too bad it’s not coming from someone who looks like an old tranny.
LRonHoover | May 17, 2006 at 10:59 am
I’d Hit It!!
SpazzCat71 | May 17, 2006 at 11:00 am
I don’t even recognize her–wasn’t she one of the Price is Right chicks???? She looks like an old worn out Madam of some brothel somewhere…..talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
Mr. Fritz | May 17, 2006 at 11:00 am
Her comments make sense. However, she used to screw Rambo and doesn’t have good taste in men either. She is looking more like that Aerosmith dude.
abc123teach | May 17, 2006 at 11:01 am
Britney may be a hick – but I think Janice Dickinsen has a dick.
BigJim | May 17, 2006 at 11:01 am
In related news, Saran Wrap announced that Janice Dickinson will be their new spokesmodel.
krisdylee | May 17, 2006 at 11:02 am
Hmmm… hick or freak? I just wouldn’t be able to decide.
ptprez | May 17, 2006 at 11:04 am
i thought karen black was dead??????
ptprez | May 17, 2006 at 11:05 am
i thought karen black was dead????
Edna Bambrick | May 17, 2006 at 11:07 am
hmmm… Superficial hates Jesus? You are REPORTED!
ptprez | May 17, 2006 at 11:07 am
…the filtering nazi’s are at work…awaiting post results…WHAT’S UP DUB’YA!!!!
gammanormids | May 17, 2006 at 11:07 am
Janice Dickinson is desperate case
waterranger | May 17, 2006 at 11:07 am
Haha slater has a mullet!
hotintempe | May 17, 2006 at 11:08 am
And I think Janice is an ugly,washed up, sometimes funny whore.
ptprez | May 17, 2006 at 11:12 am
O.K SF…IT’S BEEN 5 MIN. AND STILL NO POST…REALLY?????
playahater101 | May 17, 2006 at 11:14 am
Janice Dickinson is the last person who should be commenting on people’s appearances. When she gets her original face and body back, then she can talk.
saltpeanuts | May 17, 2006 at 11:19 am
Uh, just checking to see if my post goes through, and also wanted to mention that the right breast cleavage in that shot of Janice is really cool. Yay.
Italian Stallion | May 17, 2006 at 11:20 am
I’d hit it…..
prideofchucky | May 17, 2006 at 11:20 am
And next on TODAY we’ll have Janice Dickinson with her special parental segment “When Should My Child Get Botox”
Proteon | May 17, 2006 at 11:21 am
That guy has a boob!
Spacedog | May 17, 2006 at 11:24 am
Tough call on this one.
Janice is a washed up, played out fag hag cougar who probably has started mainlining embalming fluid in the mistaken notion that it will help her keep her “beauty.”
On the other hand, Federlame is a drain on humanity and must be stopped from any further reproduction, for the sake of us all.
ptprez | May 17, 2006 at 11:28 am
…”due to recent issues with commenters, we’ve put in a system to filter out inappropriate commenters”…
i’m trying to comment on that “fag-hag” and i have to wait to be approved??? worry about the jew-hater eden or the holy-rolling edna…by the way, too weird the names are so close…are they the same person???…according to edna’s book, did’nt the jews kill her lord and savior?…way to go edna/eden!!!!
ptprez | May 17, 2006 at 11:38 am
hello….
Dr.Rokter | May 17, 2006 at 11:38 am
Insert innocuous, inoffensive comment about Janice Dickinson here. Or unrelated comment based on running themes using language/ideas suitable for PG audiences.
1) Gosh! Janice Dickinson looks like a man!
2) Golly, she has strange looking lips!
3) She is old and unattractive now!
4) Her behavior is abnormal!
5) Britney Spears enjoys consuming Cheetohs!
6) Tom Cruise is a homosexual that pretends he’s a heterosexual.
7) Tom Cruise’s religion is really a cult and involves aliens, which is really weird!
8) Paris Hilton is a woman of loose morals and may possibly have contracted a sensitive disease!
9) Lindsay Lohan uses illegal substances!
10) Jessica Simpson does not look as good as she used to!
11)(A celebrity’s) plastic surgery is unconvincing. (A celebrity’s clothing/accoutrement) are (desireable/fake/ugly)!
etc.,etc. ad nauseum…