Kirstie Alley, Kelli Osbourne, Jennifer Coolidge
Too hung over to be funny this morning. Gotta stop that whole bottle of Jim Beam mixed with one Coke ™thing. Could someone please make a looks like a man, transvestite, embarressed gays, work-out video joke for me? That’s want I wanted to do, but I think I’ll spend a few quality moments with my family instead. And by family, I mean clutching the porcelin god.
His baby sitter was Tom Cruise?
Jennifer Capriati, Mariah Carey, Biatcho
Women: Are big balls sexy?
Picture number three. Gay guy #1 – “What the hell is she doing Barry”? Barry – “She’s trying to grow a penis. It’s so disturbing I think I just grew a vagina”.
Only if they’re big because they’re filled with diamonds. Or gold coins. Or gold ingots. Or just cash.
i have a plethura of comments to make on recent events.
1. where in the mother fuck is mamacita? who does she think she is leaving us all alone to fight the edna?
2. i had a nightmare last night about edna and sherrycock. edna sat on me and wouldnt let me up while sherrycock tried to molest me and brainwash me with scientology bs. edna’s cunt smelled like swiss cheese and day old bread. sherry cocks breath smelled very much the same. i woke up screaming.
3. i applaud janice dickinson. shes got umm… err… confidence (i guess). either that or an insane unbased uncontrollable ego. but at least shes helping the environment. when she dies, shes going to be recycled. 75% post consumer waste was used in her face.
4. biatcho, i <3 u. wanna go out? in a highly lesbian way?
I’m so glad Land-man is back. Please don’t ever leave me again.
oh, there she is. yay.
Land-Man looks younger in that picture though…….
whats an ingot and can i please have one, or more?
I know I’d be drunk every DAY, if I woke up and saw that reflection staring back at me.
Wow, my name says it all. And it is HUGE.
Ding Ding Ding Fishcake! I totally win!. I pegged it about 30 minutes ago that you were going to write “Biatcho” and call me a faghag, you’re just a little slow. Guess you’re really busy with grad school and all. Can you change your name to “QueenofObviousandSuperLameJokes” because that is all you really are.
Buttfucker! And MeganHarris lover!!
Not for the faint-of-heart, but I found Janice’s baby pictures:
She looks like a goddamn chimp!
Sorry #58: My heart belongs to Fisher55 because It is so witty & entertaining and super-smart too! You know, It’s getting it’s PHD!! I mean, I can’t shake a stick at that.
“whats an ingot”
“can i please have one, or more?”
I don’t know. Ask Land-Man. Supposedly, his huge balls are stuffed to bursting with them.
#68, Thanks Trotter, even though you warned me, I clicked and just puked up my lean pocket.
Do the lean ones also get the cheese-sprinkled exterior or do only the REAL hot pockets get that?
To the tune of “Love Shack” by the B-52′s:
I know a girl named Edna, she’s as big as a whale, and she’s about to set sail!
BigJim did Fisher55 ask you to write that?
My penis is regular sized, and because of this I get to stick it in every orifice. And ladies, my tongue is quick and light, like the hummingbird, and yet strong enough to lift a piano.
Like anyone wants to hear you talk about your penis.
#68 you are a fucking bitch and i hope you rot in hell.
I’ve seen that no-face little girl before, it’s sad. Thing is, I’d rather stare at her all day, than be in the same room as Janice. Has nobody ever smacked that woman before?
I like how she veils the fact that she’s a vapid old plastic surgery freakshow sad bitter annoying cunt, with this “I’m a tell-it-like-it-is, party hardy, strong willed, ‘cool’ bitch who don’t take no crap from nobody!” facade. It takes about 0.000002 seconds to see through that crap.
Being prejudiced against people based on ethnicity, religion or sexual orientation is simply not cool.
For example, were I to call mamacita a bible-thumping spic dyke, then that would be uncalled for. So I won’t.
However, it is okay to hate fat people for the simply reason that they choose to be fat.
That’s why I hate you, Edna. You and Lush Rimjob. You two are a couple of walking myocardial infarctions waiting to happen.
I wish someone would hide your Lipitor and nitro.
I guess her momma never told her not to make an ugly face because it could freeze that way!
Damn, that’s one ugly drunk bitch!
Uh, no. And if “he” had, the answer would have been no. Did I miss something?
I love Janice. She was the best part of ANTM, and the Sureal Life, and I’m so excited that she’s going to have her own show.
Quality TV, I tell you. Quality.
82: Sorry, just making fun of the lameness of Fisher55 and that joke you made. You’re usually funny but that one about loveshack, I don’t know, it just didn’t do it for me.
No offense… it’s all aimed at Fisher because It’s a cockbagger.
“For example, were I to call mamacita a bible-thumping spic dyke, then that would be uncalled for. So I won’t.”
Awww. I thought we made up the other day. Remember when I said cock and balls about eleventy billion times and you said that I may indeed rock? I guess you changed your mind :( As ning-ning would say–MAMACITA ARE SAD.
First of all, who is this Edna and why does she keep saying she’s going to report us all? I must have missed something. Help me out here!!
Second, Janice Dickinson needs to realize she’s 85 now and isn’t sexy anymore. And that her lips are ridiculously huge and not appealing at all. She’s gotta cling to gay guys. They’re the only ones who’ll give her any effection since she is now officially a man. The transformation is now complete.
mamacita: You misundertand me. I said I wouldn’t say those things about you. And I didn’t.
Biatcho: you think I’m usually funny? You ma new friend! I’ll try to do better.
She’s a bible thumper who is hell bent on ridding the internet of “smut and filth” and she is reporting all “vulgar” posts to some FBI/Homland Secerity/Jesus humping website.
She’s just a cock juggling thunder cunt, looking for attention.
Land man go masturbate with a cheese grater
i still think edna is uglier…
How many cocks would a cock juggler juggle if a cock juggler could juggle cocks?
Ask Megan, he jugglers cock all the time.
Sorry, can’t. Married to a CJTC.
Cruella DeVille scares me.
not a clue who she is but she looks like a total tool in all those pics..
Thanks #88. I have been wondering.
#97, Janice Dickinson is a self proclaimed world’s first supermodel. She introduces herself as “Janice Dickinson, the world’s first supermodel”. No joke. She’s a total bitch. So making fun of her is OK.
Careful Janice, you might break a hip with all that activity at your age.
who the fuck is this woman and what the fuck is wrong wit hher lips…i wouldnt get anywhere near those
She had to pole dance at the gay bar because no hetero man wants to waste good beer by throwing up after watching her.
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