Janice Dickinson probably shouldn’t draw attention to her face. Ever.

January 27th, 2009 // 153 Comments

Former supermodel Janice Dickinson made faces for the paparazzi yesterday while getting a touch-up at MAC on Robertson Blvd. I don’t know what I’m more shocked by: Janice Dickinson’s death-like man-face, or that her make-up isn’t applied by a spray gun in an auto body shop. Which reminds me, you know what they should bring back? Veils. Just putting it out there.

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. Zack

    My penis is Swedish when looking at her. Or is it Swiss?

    No, wait…it’s definitely French (retreating as fast as it can).

  2. come on, give her some credit, she looks good for being 80

  3. p0nk

    AFLAC!

  4. Aja

    I think she looks good. She IS in her fifties you know.

  5. shifty

    YIKES!!!

  6. shifty

    IT MOVED!!! SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT!!!

  7. I think it is a sad commentary, that dispite the fact that she has a personality like course sandpaper, Janice would not be bad looking and could have aged gracefully, but noooo, she has to go the cologine lip / sucker fish route and contort her face into a grotesque figure to stay current in the business. How Sad.

  8. jimmy

    OH, MY…
    never thought she’ s beautiful, never, b/c she’s not!!!
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  9. hmna

    Are you sure that isn’t Steven Tyler?

    Oh, wait, you can tell them apart by the breasts.

  10. In pic #11, is she showing us she can still suck a golf ball through a straw?? I have a Harley if she wants to try and start that…

  11. dude

    Why can’t these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any women that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.

    I still can’t believe she found a surgeon willing to transplant a cow’s vagina on her mouth.

  12. dude

    Why can’t these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any woman that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.

    I still can’t believe she found a surgeon willing to transplant a cow’s vagina on her mouth.

  13. Valkyrie

    #3 lol

    it’s janice. janice’s idea of graceful and classy is wearing underwear and NOT burping hello.

    see? gotta lower the bar for what you’re dealing with, people.

  14. anon

    I think it’s comical that the guys are the first to ask a woman to age gracefully yet also the first to tell someone like Carmen Electra….wow, look at those crows feet & she looks old for her age…such a mixed message being sent!

    I don’t care…I’ll probably look like her too…who wants to see wrinkles & saggy things when you can fix it with a lil nip tuck here & there…and everywhere after a certain point…who cares…to each his/her own!!!

    xoxo

  15. lulu mcgee

    biggest forehead ever!

  16. slut

    She kind of reminds me of Courtney Cox. If I were on a light hallucinogen.

  17. lulu mcgee

    biggest forehead ever!

  18. wet newspaper

    She looks okay when she’s smiling.
    The lips are over done but apart from that I think she looks fine.

  19. axel

    average american lifestyle perversion

  20. kkk

    white people are dumb

  21. World

    Typical shallow childish irresponsible degenerate American.

  22. Deacon Jones

    Look!

    It’s the Nazi in the final scene of the Radiers of the Lost Ark.

    I’d let her suck it.

  23. average american lifestyle perversion

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  25. Spurious

    Orr her armpits, yick.

  26. Look!

    It’s the Nazi in the final scene of the Radiers of the Lost Ark.

    I’d let her suck it.

  27. i ll say

    She looks like shit.

  28. Lain

    Did she get a neck lift? I think so.

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  31. Looking directly at stills of this total cunt is only tolerable because it is amusing and repulsive, in equal measure! I like a little wedge of repulsive every now and then, if affords me the opportunity to peek over the scary e-edge….I also enjoy the rush of relief that I’m not looking into a mirror.

    Thanks Superficial!

  32. Ummm...yeah...

    Ummm…yeah,
    You can’t fool me Fish, that’s a MAN!!!

  33. Gabby.

    She’s pathetic. IF she was the worlds 1st soooooooper model then she wouldn’t have to remind people constantly. I’ve never heard of her before The Surreal Life.
    When I think of Supermodels, I think of Twiggy, Veruschka L, Cindy C, Linda E, Naomi C, NOT Janice Dickinson. She’s delusional and repulsive.

  34. she has gone from a super model to what ever a person with a face like that is

  35. hi, Oh, wait, you can tell them apart by the breasts. :)

  36. She seems to enjoy giving the paparazzi something to photograph…

  37. j

    Jes-Duh, read the reset of the wikipedia page Switzerland was not exactly neutral. Typical hollywood elites communist mentality!!! Stick to what you are good at acting and not world politics!

  38. j

    @37 …and evidently I need to learn how to use the internet that Al Gore created ;p

  39. lala

    …And why isn’t this the main picture for this story?

  40. Jerry Hall

    When did Mick Jagger get tits?

  41. Jerry Hall

    When did Mick Jagger get teats?

  42. very good photo

  43. Ralph

    In most of the pictures, she is making faces but in a few (#’s 6,10,14 & 16) her face is natural. She looks like a old, tired broad much older than her actural 53. She is no longer a super model and needs to get over it.

  44. Holly Golightly

    Lets all sign in as celebs

  45. Binky

    (Sometimes I think this fish guy is a little bit mean)

  46. Jupiter Girl

    Eva Longoria in 30 years!!!!

  47. Mama Pinkus

    she looks embalmed

  48. John

    Wow! Steven Tyler sure has a nice set of tits! ohh, thats not Tyler…

  49. p*vixxxen

    She is totally Steven Tyler in drag

  50. Fernando Narcos

    #29,30-You frigging idiot.She has kids.

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