Janice Dickinson probably shouldn’t draw attention to her face. Ever.

January 27th, 2009 // 153 Comments

Former supermodel Janice Dickinson made faces for the paparazzi yesterday while getting a touch-up at MAC on Robertson Blvd. I don’t know what I’m more shocked by: Janice Dickinson’s death-like man-face, or that her make-up isn’t applied by a spray gun in an auto body shop. Which reminds me, you know what they should bring back? Veils. Just putting it out there.

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Comments (153)

  1. Zack | January 27, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    My penis is Swedish when looking at her. Or is it Swiss?

    No, wait…it’s definitely French (retreating as fast as it can).

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  2. Your_a_snooty_booty | January 27, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    come on, give her some credit, she looks good for being 80

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  3. p0nk | January 27, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    AFLAC!

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  4. Aja | January 27, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    I think she looks good. She IS in her fifties you know.

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  5. shifty | January 27, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    YIKES!!!

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  6. shifty | January 27, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    IT MOVED!!! SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT!!!

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  7. Bruce | January 27, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    I think it is a sad commentary, that dispite the fact that she has a personality like course sandpaper, Janice would not be bad looking and could have aged gracefully, but noooo, she has to go the cologine lip / sucker fish route and contort her face into a grotesque figure to stay current in the business. How Sad.

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  8. jimmy | January 27, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    OH, MY…
    never thought she’ s beautiful, never, b/c she’s not!!!
    Check ==== AgelessMate.com=== out, to meet and mingle with hot and beautiful cougars there! The world is still beautiful out there….

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  9. hmna | January 27, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    Are you sure that isn’t Steven Tyler?

    Oh, wait, you can tell them apart by the breasts.

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  10. Jimbo | January 27, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    In pic #11, is she showing us she can still suck a golf ball through a straw?? I have a Harley if she wants to try and start that…

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  11. dude | January 27, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Why can’t these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any women that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.

    I still can’t believe she found a surgeon willing to transplant a cow’s vagina on her mouth.

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  12. dude | January 27, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    Why can’t these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any woman that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.

    I still can’t believe she found a surgeon willing to transplant a cow’s vagina on her mouth.

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  13. Valkyrie | January 27, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    #3 lol

    it’s janice. janice’s idea of graceful and classy is wearing underwear and NOT burping hello.

    see? gotta lower the bar for what you’re dealing with, people.

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  14. anon | January 27, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    I think it’s comical that the guys are the first to ask a woman to age gracefully yet also the first to tell someone like Carmen Electra….wow, look at those crows feet & she looks old for her age…such a mixed message being sent!

    I don’t care…I’ll probably look like her too…who wants to see wrinkles & saggy things when you can fix it with a lil nip tuck here & there…and everywhere after a certain point…who cares…to each his/her own!!!

    xoxo

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  15. lulu mcgee | January 27, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    biggest forehead ever!

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  16. slut | January 27, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    She kind of reminds me of Courtney Cox. If I were on a light hallucinogen.

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  17. lulu mcgee | January 27, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    biggest forehead ever!

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  18. wet newspaper | January 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    She looks okay when she’s smiling.
    The lips are over done but apart from that I think she looks fine.

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  19. axel | January 27, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    average american lifestyle perversion

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  20. kkk | January 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    white people are dumb

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  21. World | January 27, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    Typical shallow childish irresponsible degenerate American.

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  22. Deacon Jones | January 27, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Look!

    It’s the Nazi in the final scene of the Radiers of the Lost Ark.

    I’d let her suck it.

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  23. Free Premium | January 27, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    average american lifestyle perversion

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  24. kaan | January 27, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    thanks you admin
    very good

    http://eftelya.org

    Reply
  25. Spurious | January 27, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Orr her armpits, yick.

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  26. Müzik ?ndir | January 27, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Look!

    It’s the Nazi in the final scene of the Radiers of the Lost Ark.

    I’d let her suck it.

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  27. i ll say | January 27, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    She looks like shit.

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  28. Lain | January 27, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    Did she get a neck lift? I think so.

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  29. PROOF | January 27, 2009 at 6:43 pm

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  30. PROOF | January 27, 2009 at 6:43 pm

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  31. Kitty | January 27, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Looking directly at stills of this total cunt is only tolerable because it is amusing and repulsive, in equal measure! I like a little wedge of repulsive every now and then, if affords me the opportunity to peek over the scary e-edge….I also enjoy the rush of relief that I’m not looking into a mirror.

    Thanks Superficial!

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  32. Ummm...yeah... | January 27, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    Ummm…yeah,
    You can’t fool me Fish, that’s a MAN!!!

    Reply
  33. Gabby. | January 27, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    She’s pathetic. IF she was the worlds 1st soooooooper model then she wouldn’t have to remind people constantly. I’ve never heard of her before The Surreal Life.
    When I think of Supermodels, I think of Twiggy, Veruschka L, Cindy C, Linda E, Naomi C, NOT Janice Dickinson. She’s delusional and repulsive.

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  34. Jason Krezure | January 27, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    she has gone from a super model to what ever a person with a face like that is

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  35. hikaye | January 27, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    hi, Oh, wait, you can tell them apart by the breasts. :)

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  36. Belinda | January 27, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    She seems to enjoy giving the paparazzi something to photograph…

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  37. j | January 27, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Jes-Duh, read the reset of the wikipedia page Switzerland was not exactly neutral. Typical hollywood elites communist mentality!!! Stick to what you are good at acting and not world politics!

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  38. j | January 27, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    @37 …and evidently I need to learn how to use the internet that Al Gore created ;p

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  39. lala | January 27, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    …And why isn’t this the main picture for this story?

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  40. Jerry Hall | January 27, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    When did Mick Jagger get tits?

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  41. Jerry Hall | January 27, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    When did Mick Jagger get teats?

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  42. shop | January 27, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    very good photo

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  43. Ralph | January 27, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    In most of the pictures, she is making faces but in a few (#’s 6,10,14 & 16) her face is natural. She looks like a old, tired broad much older than her actural 53. She is no longer a super model and needs to get over it.

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  44. Holly Golightly | January 27, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Lets all sign in as celebs

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  45. Binky | January 27, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    (Sometimes I think this fish guy is a little bit mean)

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  46. Jupiter Girl | January 27, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Eva Longoria in 30 years!!!!

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  47. Mama Pinkus | January 27, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    she looks embalmed

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  48. John | January 27, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    Wow! Steven Tyler sure has a nice set of tits! ohh, thats not Tyler…

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  49. p*vixxxen | January 27, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    She is totally Steven Tyler in drag

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  50. Fernando Narcos | January 27, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    #29,30-You frigging idiot.She has kids.

    Reply

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