Janice Dickinson opens modeling agency

April 20th, 2006 // 144 Comments
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  1. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Now, I’m not a man, and I don’t have a penis, but if I was a man this picture would make my penis hurt very badly. SOM.

  2. Jacq

    I fucking hate this man/woman! Why won’t he/she go away? What a train wreck.

  3. londonlady

    Ouch, she’s scary.

  4. tits_on_snack

    She’s a crazy old hag. I liked her story last night on ANTM about falling off the runway because she was plastered. Yeah I watch ANTM.

  5. Jacq

    Her dress looks like those smock-thingys that they make you wear when you get your haircut.

  6. CruisingForCock

    Osh – You literally took the words out of my mouth about the penis!

    She is one ugly and scary bitch!

  7. mamacita

    Jacq, you fat muff diving lesbian!!!! Check your satandamn email!!!! By the way, I picked up that satandamn trick from Stallion so I can’t take credit for it.

  8. Hara

    Wait, there’s a woman in these pictures? All I can see is very hot very naked man flesh.

  9. Chrystal03

    I watch ANTM too, I love it how she says she’s beyond that now but she keeps appearing as a guest on the show. What a loser…

  10. mamacita

    So about Janice Dickinson, did she have a stroke when I wasn’t looking? Also, in that first pic, she’s making a face like “Oh, this is so disgusting” and you know that guy is thinking “Bitch, don’t make that face at me!! I want you to use those giant scissors to cut my dick off because I’d rather bleed to death than have your face this close to mine!!!”

  11. shoop

    #5 I agree, it does look like one of those smock things. Me thinks it’s for all the drool and what not…cause she can’t close her mouth for some reason.

  12. ellaminnowpea

    Janice do’in the Bobbit LIVE on TV?!?! Shoot!!! I missed it!!!!

  13. arthurfonzarelli

    Please tell me they’re casting her as the Joker in the next Batman movie.

  14. Doc

    No way in hell does that crazy ass biatch get anywhere near my johnson with some scissors…

  15. krisdylee

    Who’s this Janice Dickinsider? All I know is that tatoo’d model could bend me over my kitchen table and spank me with a pancake, papa style.

  16. TaiTai

    Look everybody, it’s Norma Desmond!

    And I would never let that woman/thing come at me with scissors. Never, never, never.

    By the way, can anybody give me the info on how to sign up with her modeling agency? I want to learn how to look Just Like Her. Or Him. Whatever It is. She’s great advertising for her agency, don’tcha think? I bet they’re lining up at the doors.

  17. gogoboots

    That’s probably the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. And why is she making such a fugly face in the first picture, she acts like she’s never seen a man in underwear…which means she’s in fact a sexless being who thinks sex is dirty and might make her look fat.

  18. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I like it when Papa spanks me with oliveloaf. Drrrty.

  19. A Nobody

    I actually accidently confused her as a dummie for quite a while.

  20. today janice dickenson opened a MODEL NEUTERING SERVICE…taking a page from bob barker…whom she’s starting to kinda look like…

    janice…we need you stand in our garden in a couple of months…thanks, doll.

  21. LaydeeBug

    Scuse me while I wipe the puke from in between the keyboard buttons.

  22. This seems pretty obvious to me. She is too ugly to get laid by quality cock anymore and she isn’t famous enough to pull in a really high ranking trophy boy, so whats an old ugly woman to do? Easy! Start a modeling agengy. Desperate, insecure, yet hot men all there waiting to service her to get modling jobs. She’s pretty smart for a 300 year old whore.

  23. jkough

    I’m with #8, I didn’t even see a woman…

    Those guys are so hot I couldn’t take my eyes off of them.

    Thanks, Superficial, you’ve given my something to daydream about while I’m supposed to be working… drool…

  24. snark

    I love her. She is a lip explosion of good, clean, crazy fun.

  25. ThatsHot

    You know what? I LOVE Janice. She’s so harsh and severe on so many levels. I enjoy the fact that she makes people squirm at the very sight of her. The fact that she evokes such a strong response, as evidenced here, means she must be doing something right. Like it’s been said, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. So keep ragging on her. The more you do it, the longer she’ll stick around.

  26. Land-Man

    #10 you are the most unfunny fucker on superficial.

  27. mamacita


    A maggot-covered corpse that’s oozing bodily fluids and smells like a salmon fillet that’s been sitting in the hot sun for 2 weeks also evokes a strong response, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good thing. You defended Paris Hilton in that thread about her and Nacho, which means that no one will ever care what you think or respect you EVER.

    P.S. When I say no one, I mean your parents too.

  28. mamacita


    Let’s see. Would I rather be unfunny OR a man with no penis? Hmmmm. Unfunny, man with no penis. Unfunny, man with no penis. I’ll take unfunny please!!!

  29. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Land-Man please take your Air-Penis to the Free-Clinic. Your Cheese-Dick smells like Tom Cruise’s Ass-Hole and the stench is burning our eyes.

  30. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh


  31. Land-Man

    You’re not helping your case with shit like that mamacita.

    Oshkosh, get the fuck back to Crapville and fuck u.

  32. D-Rock

    She has enough botox in her face to paralyze an elephant. I’m amazed she can even move her mouth to speak. It probably takes her like 10 mintues to force her facial muscles to change expressions. Also, did she raid Joan Rivers’s closet?

  33. mamacita


    Do I have a case? Well, shit, I didn’t know I had a case!!! Maybe I should get an attorney or something then.

    P.S. Quit saying fuck so many times. It doesn’t make you any funnier. It only works like that if you’re ALREADY saying something funny, not if you’re saying it INSTEAD of something funny.

    OMG!!!!!!!! SOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! MLOB!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Jacq

    #31 – It’s Mamacita that lives in Crapville. She’s the scatologist. Oskhosh lives next door to me in Shit Town. Come for the smell and stay for the plesha. And you are the most unfucked, unfunny person here.

  35. smokin

    mommy that man is scaring me!

  36. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Didn’t you hear? We have internet access in Crapville now so I can be in my dear sweet home town of Crapville, USA, and post on the Superficial at the same time! Thank God, because I was getting tired of driving all the way to your mom’s house in Detroit and using her computer, although she does give the best head in Motown.

  37. megana

    first: who is this woman…what is she known for?

    second: am I crazy, or does she sort of look like Teri Hatcher?

    third: why do these threads seemed full of people who like to fight? over the internet? on a snarky gossip site?

  38. ranesing

    I wonder if Lorena Bobbitt made that face when she cut off her husband’s wee-wee.

  39. Aimtrue

    Moedling agency-Bullshit- It looks like she is opeing a gay bath house- nothing wrong with that, just be honest about it.

    Jan DICKinSON Bath for Boys.

  40. Is it a modeling service, or a personal dating service? I can just see Janice now, all high off vicodin and vodka, ripping into some young buck model wannabe as he’s pumping into her surgically enhanced vagina. Insulting the poor boy as she does America’s Next Top Models, spurring him on to greatness by making gross faces and acerbic comments. When finished, she tells the spent youth who sacrificed his penis in the altar of her abomination that he’s no Sly Stallone.

  41. angelatbone

    god, it looks like she’s wearing a house curtain and popcorn garland necklace.



  42. prideofchucky


    1. Tarted up, Old Queen Tranny- CHECK!
    2. In a long sleeved gray dress with hideous pearls- CHECK!
    3. Surronded by burly tanned man flesh- CHECK!


  43. CoJo

    I also have to admit, I like this crazy bitch. I think she would fit in well in Superficial-land. And you gotta give her some props for being unique – she could have just started her own pathetic clothing line or worse – perfume line or restaraunt like every other Hollywood poser…worse yet, she could of just gotten pregnant by Angelina Jolie to rejuvenate her flailing career…oh yeah, I forgot, then she would have to change her name to Brad Pitt.

  44. sara1beth2

    Did anyone see that old Angelina Joile movie “Gia”? Supposedly, the girlfriend character was based on Janice and her relationship with Gia back in the day.

  45. Libraesque

    OH ….MY….GOD my eyes are bleeding, what a hidious monster, she looks like Betty Davis in Whatever HAppened to BabyJane

  46. jugsgirl

    Isn’t Janice aging gracefully?

    She looks so beautiful.

    Janice, how do you do it?

  47. SuperSpence

    #8 HARA wrote: Wait, there’s a woman in these pictures?

    REPLY: I don’t think that’s been confirmed. And no, don’t look at me to confirm it.

  48. Libraesque

    #44….really? Did Janice start off as a make up artist? because that was the girlfriends job, she wasn’t a model….just wondering

  49. caddachrome

    My gosh, Janice’s lips are like floppy meat curtins.

  50. dimestoredetective

    Janice Dickenson makes me clench my ass

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