Janice Dickinson was spotted on a Malibu beach in her bikini looking pretty amazing for a 93-year-old. She is 93 right? 130? I mean, most mummies I see are wrapped in bandages, have purple flesh, and are behind a glass case in a museum. So she’s doing pretty okay for herself. Besides, her driver’s license photo looks like this. And that’s worth an automatic one million bonus points right there.
NOTE: I can’t tell if this is her boyfriend, husband, or dad. What I can tell, however, is that he’s a Grade A fox.
Girl behaving badly | July 20, 2007 at 2:49 pm
1st to cum last to leave!
Jewel | July 20, 2007 at 2:51 pm
SECOND
Jewel | July 20, 2007 at 2:51 pm
yay. im totally going to be first one day.
my dreams are so hardcore.
Jewel | July 20, 2007 at 2:54 pm
by the way.. she’s too damn skinny if you ask me. she needs to put on 5-10 pounds.
SWMO | July 20, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Man, this old lady is hot. I would totally knock the dust off that ass!
Donkey | July 20, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Is that the dude that owns the Moonlight Bunny Ranch?
Blade | July 20, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Cantstandya
HuzaaNations | July 20, 2007 at 3:05 pm
I’d hit it.
Donkey | July 20, 2007 at 3:06 pm
She is a decent looking Granny.
But, if I had to spend even one entire day with her I would probably end up either killer her or myself.
She has possibly the worst personality in history…. and that includes Hitler, Hussein, & Pol Pot.
sal | July 20, 2007 at 3:08 pm
That’s not her boyfriend – it’s Naomi Watts’s fetus. It sneaks out once in awhile.
Sydney Bristol | July 20, 2007 at 3:12 pm
She has a tummy yet almost no visible cellulite on her thighs? That means she’s A) An anomaly on par with the underlying premise in Back To The Future 1 (i.e. going 88 mph in a De Lorean allows one to travel back in time); B) Had some work done by Dr. 90210; C) A man baby! Yeah!
p0nk | July 20, 2007 at 3:13 pm
how sweet, she’s providing escort service for Jerry’s Kids.
Screw you Superfish | July 20, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Not even bothering to change the number “93″ before plagiarizing from TMZ. Are you really that stupid and worthless that you can’t come up with your own content? How about you steal some more jokes from Bernard or Jack Handey again?
Dizzybenny | July 20, 2007 at 3:15 pm
she has a better butt then Britney now imagine when Brit will be her age?
ouch!
Splinter | July 20, 2007 at 3:16 pm
An 80 year old woman with a 50 year old’s body and a 20 year old’s tits?
Only in American.
Big Daddy | July 20, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I’d tap dat
DeltaHouse | July 20, 2007 at 3:19 pm
What is with the beach shots? Wasn’t Britney out on Malibu beach a few days ago looking for attention? Is this the new thing?
I wish old people would act their age. Granted she looks good for an old bag, but the fat dude she is with has a face you want to punch. Turn the hat around and try tanning your back. Anyone else notice the tan line that runs down the side of his body?
p0nk | July 20, 2007 at 3:21 pm
wait… Dad, is that you?!
screw you all tab blogger | July 20, 2007 at 3:22 pm
All pale in comparison to that of Gawker and its superior writing team.
Viva Nick Denton and his semi-pro softball team!
Italian Stallion | July 20, 2007 at 3:23 pm
If that dude paid her for a day at the beach, nigga deserves a refund…………
Chauncey Gardner | July 20, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Isn’t it funny/sad that the five minutes spent posing for some paparazzi on a beach was probably the highlight of this woman’s day? And they probably thought she was one of Charlie’s Angels, or something.
wayouttatune | July 20, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Who is she? Are they making a Levitra commercial?
Cubicle POW | July 20, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Sometimes science goes too far.
I don’t like the fact that I’m attracted to this old woman’s gazongas.
costamar | July 20, 2007 at 3:38 pm
She looks better than Tara Reid, at least.
But then again, who doesn’t?
maeby | July 20, 2007 at 3:42 pm
At least if she drowns , she can count on the Skipper from Gilligans Island to save her.
ts | July 20, 2007 at 3:46 pm
FIRST = DORK
BGC TODAY | July 20, 2007 at 3:51 pm
What an accomplishment for herself. Check out what is really happening at http://www.bgctoday.com
MeatSack | July 20, 2007 at 3:52 pm
That’s not a mummy bro, that’s a Vampire.
lambman | July 20, 2007 at 3:55 pm
I haven’t seen Janice in a while, good to know she hasn’t OD’d yet.
silverdollar | July 20, 2007 at 3:59 pm
@23— hahahaha best comment ever.
i bow to you.
Bern | July 20, 2007 at 4:17 pm
That chick is fucking batty.
Alex | July 20, 2007 at 4:18 pm
#6
I do believe you are correct. That’s a couple I would have never guessed.
ph7 | July 20, 2007 at 4:21 pm
TMZ and thesuperficial.com has created a whole new program for agents to use…tell for forgotten, ignored client to go to beach in a bikini, frolic around, call the papparazzi, and BINGO!
Free Publicity.
Petite | July 20, 2007 at 4:22 pm
That body has not seen a gym in years! No muscle tone anywhere!
Her stomach could look so much better with sit-ups. The muscles she has around the top of her hips always looks bad on a woman.
pyrrho | July 20, 2007 at 4:22 pm
all that dick in her must keep’er young
d.cuban | July 20, 2007 at 4:23 pm
i can only hope to look like that when i’m her age. i can only hope i don’t have that as a boyfriend.
Shelly | July 20, 2007 at 4:34 pm
She’s a major bitch, but she looks hot, especially for her age. I’m 22 and wouldn’t mind having her body.
eXtasyStef | July 20, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Damn…you really do get what you pay for.
flavio | July 20, 2007 at 4:53 pm
nick denton is an idiot
j.d.’s tits look fresh out the oven. tasty…though she is scary, overall.
smegma | July 20, 2007 at 4:57 pm
I thought the dude was a disgusting old beachball-belly fat pig, but then I saw the backwards cap and realized he’s really cool.
RoboHobo | July 20, 2007 at 5:01 pm
@31 Where you been Bern? You haven’t begged us to click your shit for Boobs in a while. What is up?
Bern | July 20, 2007 at 5:06 pm
#41 – RoboHobo, I could ask you the same. You stopped commenting on my site a while back.
Regardless, I just didn’t feel like pandering for clicks, anymore.
It felt dumb and I think people were getting annoyed. Plus, it was an incredibly lame practice.
Hopefully people know that my website has boobs.
If I write funny shit, it will spread. I’m resolved to that.
Spindoc | July 20, 2007 at 5:11 pm
I’ll say the exact same thing that people have said about this women for her entire life…..Who?
Corndog | July 20, 2007 at 5:15 pm
THOSE FAKE TITS ARE FUCKING HUGE.
THOSE AREN’T BUOYS YOU OLD SLUT!
Love, Corndog.
LL | July 20, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Why can’t all the attention whores frolic in traffic instead of the ocean? The odds of a shark attack are just not high enough, but with Lohan, Paris and Nicole running around loose, the odds of being hit by one of them are significant. How great would that be, if Britney was stripping down to her undies in the middle of a busy street (it’s just a matter of time) and got run down by Lohan? That’d be awesome.
Cubicle POW | July 20, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Thanks silverdollar.
Superfish | July 20, 2007 at 5:24 pm
First supermodel ever = uncontrollable hard-on. I don’t give a damn if she’s a thousand years old with warts surrounding her toes and boogers on her lips, she’s fucking HOT!
star69 | July 20, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Her boyfriend is UberHOTT!
And really thin and and really in shape.
star69 | July 20, 2007 at 5:31 pm
She really has goo taste in men.
Athletic and sexy.
star69 | July 20, 2007 at 5:32 pm
I meant “good Taste” haha.