Janice Dickinson is gorgeous

I think I saw her in one of the background scenes from “Night of the Living Dead.” She was eating someone’s calf bone.

I don’t think she looks that bad there…

A little like she might eat your face. But hey! Who are we to judge

ugh that totally scared the crap outta me. who is this drag queen?!

The good news is, my collagen futures just went up! Dickinson used so much on her lip implants, she caused a worldwide shortage.

She’s hideous! Why does she poke her lips out…is she channeling Mick Jagger?

Her boob looks like it’s about to attack her face. That’s one round titty on a 50 year old!

And the left pic for some reason reminds me of Sandra Bullock…

But really she just slightly overdid it with eye-shadows and mascara (even though my friends claim that after more than 4 layers it starts to fall off, it seems not to be true in this case). and who counts – half-a litter collagen more, half-less..

In the first picture, she’s doing the same face as the Cowbell chick–

And as a afterthought, her lower lashes look like they are drawn on her face, Clockwork Orange style.

Wow, she looks like she is taking make-up lessons from Kelly Osbourne.

http://www.togawp.com/main/kelly_O-thumb.jpg

Jolie time warp

I guess there is no growing old gracefully in Hollywood.

…and she has the nerve to put her 2 cents in on America’s Next Top Model. Looks like she needs to judge herself first…

Shaun
lol
Kelly Osborne looks like Ursula from The Little Mermaid… XD

This isn’t a man? Seriously….

That’s SO not her.
When’s Alice Cooper finally going to retire ? ‘School’s out ‘ buddy.

Annoying old crazy lady!!!! I read that she tapes her saggy neck back, with pieces of tape behind her neck, underneath her hair. (it must be true because i read it in a magazine!)
Annoying old crazy lady clinging to the past. Reminds me of hearing about rich old dudes from Dallas whose wives used to be Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and introduce themselves as “Hi my name is Cheryl and I was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader” every single time they meet someone.. Still clinging to their 15 minutes of fame.

how much collagen can be pumped into one’s lips before they just explode?

Annoying or not I think she looks good for a senior citizen.

Um, the ego on this woman may rival the size of her lips. How can she honestly look at this pic and believe she is so hot? She looks like a scary gila monster FA-REAK!!! And ladies of Hollywood, there is such a thing as too much collagen!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! that’s all I have for this one. she’s horrible!

Don’t foget about the fake boob implants – she needs more of those too. How about saving the botox moneyand putting it toward the turkey flesh neck???

Just the same, can you imagine having her as a friend??? Someone offends you, you tell her and she goes psycho on their ass, while you sit back with a big coke and a box of popcorn. How great would that be????

I think she looks sexy plus nice rack do we have a full pic of her

Ah, the eternal dilemma… beyond what point of plastic surgery can you no longer call yourself human?

I thought it was that Jordan chick for a minute there.

Nice DSL’s – but there’s the danger that she might use her teeth to tear it off.

Are her eyes melting? They can pool on her upper lip. I feel sorry for her left boob, because of that dress not just cause it happens to be part of her (actually – crammed in her body).

See? This is how Angelina Jolie is a scourge on humankind! Since she came up and was pronounced “most beautiful woman of all time ever in the history of the universe” everyone’s been running out and getting these big, silly fish-lips. In a few years, VH1 will do a retro show with clips and snippets of people making fun of everyone who fell for the Jolie-fish-lip craze.

She sort of looks like Sandra Bullock after a motorcycle accident.

I really hope she is not getting on a plane soon. Her lips and boobs will explode. Collagen and saline all over the place, ewwwww.

I love how she feels it’s necessary to tell every person who comes within a mile of her that she’s the self proclaimed world’s first supermodel. Must be scary for models to see the mess that they, too, can become one day.

A friend of mine snapped her a while ago! http://www.flickr.com/photos/bigvern/47906602

Did anybody notice how her boob just looks… wrong. I know it’s fake but…..damn. Girlfriend should sue a ton of doctors. And can somebody please tell her to just let the lip thing go!….Just ‘let ig go.’

gross. who is she?

32. HA

She looks a little scary, but thats nothing a bag wouldnt fix. I’d put it in her butt.

It looks like she has one big boob right in the middle of her chest

# 32 lol!! I am trying to picture the yellow lipstick as we speak!

ummmm not so much carp lips….. more trout pout…

Someday Collagen will be like oil and wars will be fought over the control of Janice’s lip reserve.

Look, everybody! She’s making her “fierce” face. That’s “fierce”.

Signed, Tyra Banks.

That’s a big ol’ bag of unfortunate.

oh yeah, she’s REAL attractive

http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2005/08-28/people_janice_dickinson_216.jpg

Collagen,fake boobs, WHO CARES?
It’s all about the the bone structure honey.
Janice just has that je ne c’est quois!
She is gorgeous and funny as hell..

She used to be beautiful:

http://www.netglimse.com/images/celebs/bio/sn_janicedickinson.jpg

http://v64.com/gallery/port-20.html

She’s a different being now….

Oops, the first link didn’t come out. This will:

http://v64.com/gallery/port-4.html

Yeah, but those photos haven’t been new since Duran Duran released Rio.

The new ones, on the other hand…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG-
GGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH-
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

THAT’S THE SAME WOMAN? Her befores look like Jessica Alba if not better and now…she’s this?? I understand a woman that was ugly before and had to wear alot of makeup and get plastic surgery to look good. But she looked AMAZING before…how HOW the fuck did she turn into this Teri Hatcher wannabe??? It’s too hard to watch.

Oh wow…I looked at pics before and I am stunned by her beauty. Here’s a tribute to the old her.

http://www.geocities.com/dana_alias/janice1.jpg

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0060009462.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

and now…

http://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlboulevard/2005/07_juli/entertainment/images/juliette_lewis.jpg

eek…talk about the ugly duckling, except the other way around

grandma with collagen and fake boobs!

Yuck, why can’t people look their age and not like a plastic freak show. It;s so obvious, who do they think they are fooling?