I don’t care if Janice Dickinson actually is the world’s first supermodel like she claims she is, or if she’s the thirtieth. With a driver’s license photo as spectacular as hers, she can say pretty much anything she wants and people will believe it. She could call herself the world’s first Emperor of Rome, and if anybody doubted her she could just whip out her license and say, “If I’m not the world’s first Emperor or Rome, then how did I get a driver’s license photo that looks this fucking amazing?” And then everybody would gasp in awe and mutter among themselves that maybe she was the first Emperor of Rome.
Janice Dickinson has best driver’s license photo ever
August 12th, 2005 // 14 Comments
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Sara=hater | January 24, 2006 at 7:06 am
The fuckers at the DMV wouldn’t let me even tilt my chin a little…much less slip the sleeve of my shirt off.
Fifth Stooge | July 20, 2007 at 4:27 pm
SECOND
Superfish | July 20, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Damn. And she’s a donor? How about this: She can donate her boobs to me ANY DAY…I could surely use them…
ncebula | July 20, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Who can do that?
Kelly | July 20, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Hate it. She has no neck in her picture and a piece of hair in her face.
nicole | July 21, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Fa. bu. lous.
skeptic | July 21, 2007 at 10:31 pm
hmm… perhaps her DMV operates differently, but at mine, I was forced to push the edge of my bangs OFF MY EYEBROW. I think they would have kicked me out if I’d actually turned my back to the camera. Or had my bangs covering my MOUTH, for that matter. I call shenanigans.
Hemlock Queen | July 22, 2007 at 11:25 pm
photoshoot at the DMV. Weird.
adrianac | July 23, 2007 at 2:59 am
why is it that you can’t see where her driver’s license number was blurred out? i also think this is a fake license.
cory kennedy | July 23, 2007 at 3:38 am
wait? shes someone special?
haha i think not
america's next top sanitation worker | July 24, 2007 at 3:44 pm
so THAT’s why the line at the dmv is always so long.
john | July 27, 2007 at 7:31 am
Dude, 1956? Does that make her older than Henry VIII’th?
Like. if he was still alive. today.
allbeautymustdie | October 17, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Imagine if she’d have been a porn star. What pisses me off is she has a nice signature of that digital pad piece of shit.
digital camera memory cards | June 2, 2010 at 6:24 am
I wonder what a few years ago when I have mine! .. I look absolutely horrible in it! and about 20 kilos more .. not a pretty picture! I can not wait until I get a new one!