Janice Dickinson has best driver’s license photo ever

Superficial / August 12, 2005

jdickenson_license.jpgI don’t care if Janice Dickinson actually is the world’s first supermodel like she claims she is, or if she’s the thirtieth. With a driver’s license photo as spectacular as hers, she can say pretty much anything she wants and people will believe it. She could call herself the world’s first Emperor of Rome, and if anybody doubted her she could just whip out her license and say, “If I’m not the world’s first Emperor or Rome, then how did I get a driver’s license photo that looks this fucking amazing?” And then everybody would gasp in awe and mutter among themselves that maybe she was the first Emperor of Rome.