Janice Dickinson escapes her tomb, gets manicure

@44 My metric weight is what? Fuck, I don’t mind being trolled but does it have to be from some fucking foreigner?

Here is a short tidbit from her bio:

At age seventeen, Gia Carangi was working the counter at her father’s Philadelphia luncheonette, Hoagie City. Within a year, Gia was one of the top models of the late 1970′s, gracing the covers of Cosmopolitan and Vogue, partying at New York’s Studio 54 and the Mudd Club, and redefining the industry’s standard of beauty. She was the darling of moguls and movie stars, royalty and rockers.

Gia was also a girl in pain, desperate for her mother’s approval and a drug addict on a tragic slide toward oblivion, who started going directly from $10,000-a-day fashion shoots to the heroin shooting galleries on New York’s Lower East Side. Finally blackballed from modeling, Gia entered a vastly different world on the streets of New York and Atlantic City, and later in a rehab clinic. At twenty-six, she became on of the first women in America to die of AIDS, a hospital welfare case visited only by rehab friends and what remained of her family.

Gia’s Stats:

Height 5’8″

Dress Size 6-8-10

Bust 34 Waist 24 Hips 35 1/2

Shoes 8 1/2

Hair Brown

Eyes Brown

January 1960 Born in Philadelphia
1975-1977 Lincoln High School , David Bowie fanatic
April 1978 Moves to NY City. 350 E. 62, Apt. 3G
April 1979 Cover, British Vogue, by Chatelain
April 1979 Cover, Cosmopolitan
May 1979 Cover, French Vogue, by Newton
July 1979 Cover Cosmopolitan
August 1979 Cover of Vogue
1978/79 Poster girl Studio 54
January 1980 Cover Cosmopolitan
April 1980 Florida shots by John Stember
July 1980 Cover Cosmopolitan
August 1980 Cover, French Vogue, by Watson
November 1980 Last great Vogue shots of Gia, by Piel and Scavullo
1983 20/20 focuses on Gia in attempt to portray the dark side of modelling
February 1981 Cover, Italian Vogue, by Grignachi
1982 attempts comeback after battle with heroin addiction
April 1982 Cover of American Vogue, a gift from Scavullo
1984 makes another comeback attempt in Modelling
Nov 18 1986 Dies of complications from AIDS at 10:00 AM
Funeral. “Beloved Daughter” is her epitaph.
July 1996 Paramount begins pre-production on story of her life

Bye everybody. I’m NEVER coming back..

FRIST don’t ever let yourself get like Janice. She’s dieted and coked and lipo’d away her ass, and I don’t think you’d be satisfied with “to mouth” only.

OK. Maybe I’ll come back tomorrow. Or later tonight..

98 nicknames of Janice Dickinson

1. America’s Leading Tourist Resort
2. America’s Mecca
3. Father Knickerbocker
(referring to the type of trousers worn by the early Dutch settlers)
4. Gotham
(name given to New York City by Washington Irving in the Salmagundi Papers, 1807)
5. The Bablyonian Bedlam
(allusion to the confusion of tongues at Babel, described in Genesis XI)
6. The Bagdad of the Subway
7. The Bagdad on the Hudson
8. The Banking Center of the World
9. The Big Apple
10. The Big Burg
11. The Big City
12. The Big Town
13. The Biggest Gateway to Immigrants
14. The Burg
15. The Business Capital of the Nation
16. The Business Capital of the World
17. The Capital of Finance
18. The Capital of the World
19. The Center of the World
(Trygve Lie, first United Nations general secretary, on Sept. 7, 1962)
20. The City
21. The City at the Crossroads of High Diplomacy
22. The City of Cities
(book by Hulbert Foother)
23. The City of Friendly People
24. The City of Golden Dreams
25. The City of Islands
(the borough of Manhattan and numerous other small islands within the city limits)
26. The City of Light
27. The City of Orchestras
(music center and ‘Tin Pan Alley”)
28. The City of Skyscrapers
(the tallest building in the world; the Empire State Building, the Chrysler Building, 60 Wall Tower, etc.)
29. The City of Superlatives
30. The City of the World
31. The City of Towers
32. The City that Belongs to the World
33. The City that Never Sleeps
34. The City with Everything
35. The Cleanest Big City in the World
36. The Coliseum City
37. The Commercial Capital of America
38. The Commercial Emporium
39. The Corporate Capital of America
40. The Crossroads of the World
41. The Cuisine Capital of the World
42. The Cultural Capital of America
43. The Cultural Center of the Nation
44. The Cultural City
45. The Empire City
46. The Entertainment Capital of the World
47. The Fashion Capital of the World
48. The Fear City
49. The Financial Capital of the World
50. The Financial Hub
51. The First City of the World
(the most populated city in the United States, approximately 8 million)
52. The Friendly City
53. The Frog and Toe
54. The Front Office of American Business
55. The Fun City
56. The Fun City on the Hudson
57. The Greatest All-Year Round Vacation City
58. The Greatest Industrial Center in the World
59. The Headquarters of World Banking
60. The Hong Kong of the Hudson
61. The Host of the World
62. The Hub City of the World
63. The Hub of Transport
64. The Information City
65. The Land of Surprising Contrasts
66. The Mecca for Young Adults
67. The Media City
68. The Melting Pot
(drama by Israel Zangwill, 1908)
69. The Metropolis
70. The Metropolis of a Continent
71. The Metropolis of America
72. The Metropolitan City
73. The Mighty Manhattan
74. The Modern Gomorrah
(one of the cities if the plains destroyed by fire and bromstone because of wickedness, mentioned in the Old Testament)
75. The Money Town
76. The Most Colorful Exciting City in the World
77. The Movie-Making City
78. The Nation’s First City
79. The Nation’s Greatest City
80. The Nation’s Largest Communications Center
81. The Nation’s Largest Port
82. The Port of Many Ports
83. The Printing Capital of the World
84. The Restaurant City
85. The Science City
86. The Seat of Empire
(named in 1784 by George Washington)
87. The Super City
88. The University of Telephony
89. The Vacation City
90. The Wonder City
91. The Wonder City of the World
92. The Wonderful Town
93. The World Capital of Fashion
94. The World’s Capital City
95. The World’s Fair City
96. The World’s Financial Capital
97. The World’s Metropolis
98. The World’s Most Exciting All Year Round Vacation Center

Once I laid eggs in Doald Trump’s hair.

Why the sweet fuck are people still walking around my workplace? It’s well after quitting time. Don’t they have places to be? Lives to live? Unlike me.

Once I ate eggs from Donald Trump’s hair.

just a moment – were they yours?

I see one of my many posers is back. Yes, how does it feel to be a cripple wading in a pool of my all encompassing verbal glory? Keep it coming, I love when people take even 3 seconds out of their daily life to sit here and worship me. People I don’t even know for that matter.

Is this like a national kids-off-school-day? It’s troll central. But #57 did make me lol!

I see one of my many posers/jockers is back. How does it feel to be wading in a pool of my all encompassing verbal glory? Yes, worship me like the Jesus I am. Instead of a crucifix I’ll just be hanging out on Kim K’s ass just to anger your secret pedophile attraction to 12 year old boys.

I bet that cell phone is carrying around more STD’s than phone numbers. She lost whatever it was she had.

THIS is the real me. Last weekend I caught my BF getting frisky with another friend of mine at a garage party and he publically said to about 1/4 of the peeps there that my crotch reaked like sooshi. Nice. So I left but didnt leave HIM.

My mum always said that only nice girls get fingered (/)

I see one of my many posers/jockers is back. How does it feel to be wading in a pool of my all encompassing verbal glory? Yes, worship me like the Tit I am. Instead of a nipple I’ll just be hanging out on Kim K’s ass just to anger your secret pedophile attraction to 12 year old dwarfs.

Ah, yes, kids are on spring fucking break..

See ya fuckers. I’m getting a drink..

Christ. Is THIS going to be the very last post of the day?

@65 Third time was the charm, verbal glory indeed douchefucker.

That person posing as me isn’t some 12 year old out of school for spring break, it’s actually a 45 year old man that thinks I’m some young underage girl with some kind of prepubescent body that he wants to cover with hot sexy Flax seed and lick it up just like he licks up his diabeetus medication. Wilfred Brimley over there, why don’t you quit being a pussy and if you want to fight me because your blood sugar readings were way too high this morning, that’s fine and all but don’t be a total pussy about it, i.e. trying to pose as me. Alright then Oldie Hawn?

Does anyone know anything about her sunglasses?

#26 Meghan….

she actually was a knock out….
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=janice+dickinson&gbv=2
check out pic #2 french vogue….

She is absolutely heinous now, but she has not always been. When you see how she looked back in the day, it is easy to understand why she is trying to cling to her youth so desperatly, albiet, not doing a good job of it.

#26 Meghan….

she actually was a knock out….
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=janice+dickinson&gbv=2
check out pic #2 french vogue….

She is absolutely heinous now, but she has not always been. When you see how she looked back in the day, it is easy to understand why she is trying to cling to her youth so desperatly, albiet, not doing a good job of it.

sorry for the double post…………..

THIS is the real me. Last weekend I caught my BF getting frisky with my father at a garage party and he publically said to about 1/4 of the peeps there that my crotch reaked like sooshi. Nice. So I left but didnt leave HIM.

My mum always said she likes to finger me while i sleep :)

Aunti Kryst, you remind me of Jason, Michael Myers or any other cheesy hollywood “boogie man” in the sense that no matter how many times I fart on you with my verbal arsenal, you just pop back up like a fucking shooting target and try to insert some wanna be witty/cliche/generic comment. You think you’re really going to be able to fucking touch my originality with that vomit you call wit? As other person said, you totally wreak of 500 pound housewife. Either way, as you can see, that wasn’t really me that posted that 3rd thing, that was the poser.

Wreak?

Hey! That’s how I’m sitting in my chair at work a lot of the time. Only it’s not an asian girl in front of me, it’s my boss.

Other person said “wreak” and I liked it so I used it when quoting them, minus quotation marks. Not my problem. Either way, whether it be reek or wreak, the jist of it was just fine. Since when did any brit/english person become the authority on anything pertaining to the English language? You people don’t know how to speak English, even though you ARE English. You speak English in the same way Mexicans try to speak English. It all sounds butchered as fuck and annoying. Now, go smoke a fag and talk about how your ballix itch..haha. I will say though, Ballix is some funny ass shit.

When Janice got up, there was a carefully sculpted, very low-calorie dookie on the chair.

damn, she WAS hot back in the day!

Grrr get angry! Keep farting your verbal assault, because you do talk out of your ass. Just keep cramming up these posts with all your long winded comments that everyone here has given you shit for. Just keep posting until you actually grow a pair of ballix.

PS, isn’t it around 10PM in the UK? Go out and have a pint, talk to a real person, be something other than a sad little english troll.

What the fuck is with the low-rent nail place? That plastic-bag-lined bucket is a wonderful touch. I guess she really did spend all her money on blow….or whatever they called it back in the twenties.

She is still beautiful. Janice is an intriguing TV personality for sure.

This is a new blog but it already has a lot of features and contents.

If you visit

http://carahurley.blogspot.com

You are most likely going to find something interesting, either in the main blog itself or the extensive side bar.

Bye for now.

I despise douche bag celebs who wear their sunglasses indoors.

#83-A lot of features and contents, you say? Why, that sounds like just the place for me! I love nothing more than to sit here at my computer and peruse various features and contents, in either a main blog, or (if I’m feeling kinky) the extensive sidebar.

Yet reading comprehension fails to be used again. You know what, unless you know how to understand what it is you’re reading, don’t even bother responding to me, you fucking cunning linguist Auntie Kryst. Tell me, genius, why the fuck would I make fun of England, Britian, or the entire UK if I was one of them? Lmmfao. Mongoloid, I live in Southern California, which would be America..hence the “English people don’t know how to speak English comment”. So much for being long winded. Tell me, how did you come to the conclusion that I was long winded without even understanding 99% of all things I say there, Auntie Kryst? Owned.

Looks like she can’t afford a good salon. She’s just a woman in her 30′s face on a 70 year old body who’s acting as if she’s still the shit. She’s just a shit now.

@86 The conclusion that you’re long winded is that the screeds you write take about 10 minutes to scroll past. I’ll admit I didn’t read that closely, but should have. But you’re the dumbfuck calling the kettle black. How the could you confuse me for a brit? Now ask your parents nicely if you can go outside and play. You’re a soft troll.

Meaghan, you are the very scum of the earth you criticize on a daily basis. It’s very obvious how unhappy you are, not to mention, well, “chubby/pudgy” or, in other words, fat. Laugh all you want that we all call you fat over the internet. At the end of the day, YOU are the one crying in fron of the mirror wishing you were as sexy as the women with tiny waists which you call “12 year old boy bodies”. Go get a damn life.

I’ll say it again…Leathery. This is what happens to sun-raped skin.

Enjoy those tanning beds, ass lickers.

If only she would take a crap on my chest.

Auntie Kryst, I came to the conclusion that you were in fact British from your own previous post, you know, the one where you were crying about how you felt fat because you ate a big meal? That was probably someone posing as you, but either way it made sense to me because you being British explains why you’re annoying as fuck, and why you annoy the fuck out of me. So Auntie Kryst, if you don’t bother reading anything very closely (and I’d like to add that you said that as if reading anything on here was actually hard) maybe you should start reading things more “closely” because you go and respond to posts without even fucking reading them all the way, and then you come across as a total moron because of it. I read all of your stupid ramblings in like 3 seconds, which is why I’m able to have a “long winded” response to every stupid statement you make. How stupid, because generally all writing is long winded. That’s normally what good writers do, because they enjoy writing. Long winded is only annoying when it’s applied to actual speaking, not typing. Blah Blah Blah, do you spend your day tracking down every post I make on this website or something? You’re talking all of this shit about me, yet fail to see how you look like a total hypocrite moron. If that was the case, you would have shut up 10 days ago instead of going out of your way to find me and try to “knock me down a few pegs”. None of you will ever knock me down in any sense, because you’re inferior. I’ve rendered ALL who tried to pose any kind of argument with me obsolete, and I did it on my own. 20 of you, against me, yet even with 20 of you, you can only come up with one collective insult? And that is, “YOU’RE FAT”. Check my “how to insult someone over the internet 101″ post and learn how to apply the right insult to the right situation. Haha, this time I owned two birds with one stone.

My god… somebody shoot her and make a purse. She looks like she was bitten by a shark in the legs. This Joan Rivers idol shit needs to end.

I hope some PETA/GREENPEACE psycho runs her over with a bulldozer.

What’s her nickname…”Tooth-pick Legs”….???

Meaghan

It would take you at least 1 month to realize the rubik’s cube you were trying to solve was yellow on all 6 sides.

And, so it is with your life. do you think that coming here and writing long-winded (YES

you melodramatic sour faced cow.

What do you want to know?

so i guess the thing is to ask questions? so back to question asking. unless it is intensely awkward.. i will most likely answer any question you ask..

I help people to achieve their life dreams through the love of God. Want money, health, a relationship, a business or career of your dreams, it is not hard to do… It only requires that you learn to live your life through the love of God and Jesus Christ.

So, let me ask you, are you living your dream life?

I doubt it.

Janice Dickerson,
Chucky’s unfavored daughter.
Why must we lick her?

@95 That’s not me either, and I’m done feeding you. Time for a new character Mr. Hemmingway.

mike,

The “to mouth” comment was fucking hilarious!

I too have a work environment like this. The Asian girl’s face is a little closer to my crotch though.

HOLLY SHIT who is this zombie !!! I’m out of here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!