Janice Dickinson got drunk off her ass at Nobu Wednesday night and decided to give the paparazzi a little show. This, of course, would’ve been awesome if she didn’t look like Steven Tyler and Madonna had a love child – then raised it under power lines.
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Axel | May 15, 2009 at 12:25 am
First Maybe. She’s gone as
first | May 15, 2009 at 12:25 am
first!!!!!!!
whomever | May 15, 2009 at 12:25 am
i hate this bitch so much.
dicklint | May 15, 2009 at 12:31 am
I think I’d still do her.
Obi Wan | May 15, 2009 at 12:36 am
Classy.
gerard vandenberg | May 15, 2009 at 12:38 am
What do you exactly mean by “DATED”, folks?
LPB | May 15, 2009 at 12:47 am
How can she be drunk off her ass when she is an ass?
Joel Morgan | May 15, 2009 at 12:53 am
Rachael Bilson when she’s older …
Melly | May 15, 2009 at 12:58 am
I don’t know, i still love this bitch!
justifiable | May 15, 2009 at 1:31 am
Alcohol’s a preservative, right?
Cartman | May 15, 2009 at 1:43 am
What the hell, she looks like she needs a good assfuck.
Fati | May 15, 2009 at 2:09 am
Drunk women are disgusting. A drunk Janice Dickinson is even more disgusting.
Dice | May 15, 2009 at 2:58 am
Her body is really quite good considering her age. What is she, like eighty, right?
Randall | May 15, 2009 at 3:11 am
She looks beautiful and is enjoying life. She has a great fashion sense and her hard work as an entrepreneur in the modeling world and has earned her the right to enjoy a night out. We all should learn from her positive energy and zest for life!
Randall
Fati | May 15, 2009 at 3:45 am
??????, ? ????? ????.
friendlyfires | May 15, 2009 at 5:04 am
I hate all drunks – disgusting, out of control, ruins others lives, – very few enjoy alcohol, most ABUSE ALCOHOL – there is a difference – god that women probably smells of stale booze, nicotine and vomit – no class – just a total hee-haw ass.
pure.ticking | May 15, 2009 at 5:48 am
what the f***
Michelle | May 15, 2009 at 6:57 am
How much crack did you smoke b4 you wrote that Randall
Michelle | May 15, 2009 at 6:57 am
How much crack did you smoke b4 you wrote that Randall
Michelle | May 15, 2009 at 6:57 am
How much crack did you smoke b4 you wrote that Randall
Darth | May 15, 2009 at 7:01 am
Old post.
1moreidiotintheworld | May 15, 2009 at 7:11 am
EASIEST FUCKING JOB IN THE WORLD:
Stand outside Nobu every night with a camera. Snap pics of drunken celebs. Sell pics to Tabloids. Laugh all the way to bank.
Unub | May 15, 2009 at 7:13 am
Can we euthanize this aged cow?
Unub | May 15, 2009 at 7:16 am
Looks like someone sliced a grapefruit in half & glued the pieces to her chest. Just plain fucking sad.
Justme | May 15, 2009 at 7:32 am
Haven’t we ALL done something off the wall crazy in our life’s? We don’t know her life nor do we walk in her shoes. She is just giving some people something to talk about.
Keeping it real.
Matrim | May 15, 2009 at 7:41 am
I’m fairly certain that Dickinson is a complete waste of flesh (and silicone). My opinion has nothing to do with her being drunk, it has to do with the fact that every time I’ve seen her she’s generally being a total fucking scumbag.
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 15, 2009 at 8:11 am
Move along folks nothing to see here! I’m still scanning the news for duel suicide by her offspring and believe me, the world will sympathize!
mikeock | May 15, 2009 at 8:19 am
Stay classy, Janice.
Oh, and just so it’s said: I’d still let her gargle my balls.
Nightbringer | May 15, 2009 at 8:27 am
Gross…
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
lala | May 15, 2009 at 8:29 am
she’s hot even drunk
Learn How To Make $100/Day Profit with PPC | May 15, 2009 at 8:36 am
she is gross, but I would still bang her doggy if i was as drunk as she is here.
devilsrain | May 15, 2009 at 8:47 am
MASK
RichPort's Ghost | May 15, 2009 at 8:50 am
Just imagine that face panting over yours…
(shudder)
Deacon Jones | May 15, 2009 at 8:51 am
I was fine until the implant ripples in last pic.
FACE | May 15, 2009 at 9:21 am
If this bitch wasnt a D list celeb, she would just be called a fucking lush
steven | May 15, 2009 at 9:22 am
HORRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!
She makes me puke.
HOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!!!!
havoc | May 15, 2009 at 9:22 am
No thanks….
.
#1h8ter | May 15, 2009 at 9:27 am
I get tired of reading that headline……
kelly | May 15, 2009 at 9:38 am
Love the dress and shoes.
lynn | May 15, 2009 at 10:06 am
She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
____T a l l h u b . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models there. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.
Lucia | May 15, 2009 at 10:16 am
Godzilla..!!!………. I mean…. JANICE ????/
gigi | May 15, 2009 at 11:13 am
ah Janice, the model in you will never be put down — even drunk off her a** she’s still fieeeeeeeerce [w/ index finger shake]
Verez | May 15, 2009 at 11:20 am
I don’t know… I’d still pound her ass if she offered it to me.
F | May 15, 2009 at 11:43 am
“Janice Dickinson Drunk Off Her Ass”- Isn’t that redundant???
dude | May 15, 2009 at 11:55 am
Which brings us to our lesson today kids: Don’t smoke crack.
Btw #14, you give good Randal, but you gave yourself away and misspelled his name. It’s not “Randall”, It’s “Randal”
(because I beat the “L” out of him once)
Zanna | May 15, 2009 at 12:05 pm
@33- that’s what doggy-style is for!
Sport | May 15, 2009 at 12:14 pm
my eyes MY EYES. Get the bleach ahhhhhhh.
Britney's weave | May 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I love how newcomers reply to Randall.
Schmange@schmange.com | May 15, 2009 at 12:41 pm
blech…. yup… that pretty much encapsulates my feelings about her.
Maybe add some capital letters and some exclamation points to get my point across.
BLECH!!!!!!
Amy | May 15, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Breast Implant Ripples. Dear Lord.