Janice Dickinson defends Jennifer Love Hewitt

Dickinson: 'Hewitt is a healthy girl'

The creepy corpse known as Janice Dickinson appeared on The Today Show (pic above links to video) yesterday and defended Jennifer Love Hewitt. Janice flapped her collagen lips while describing Jennifer as “healthy” and claiming she was photographed in her bikini at “unflattering angles.” Then Janice dropped the bomb on who she really thinks is fat:

“You want to see someone who’s fat, I’m sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat.”

Somewhere Tyra Banks put down a turkey leg and went, “Oh, no, she di’int!” Meanwhile, across the country, Jennifer Love Hewitt awoke from her nap. Someone dropped a turkey leg. Where are her keys?!