Janice Dickinson defends Jennifer Love Hewitt

December 10th, 2007 // 114 Comments
Dickinson: 'Hewitt is a healthy girl'

The creepy corpse known as Janice Dickinson appeared on The Today Show (pic above links to video) yesterday and defended Jennifer Love Hewitt. Janice flapped her collagen lips while describing Jennifer as “healthy” and claiming she was photographed in her bikini at “unflattering angles.” Then Janice dropped the bomb on who she really thinks is fat:

“You want to see someone who’s fat, I’m sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat.”

Somewhere Tyra Banks put down a turkey leg and went, “Oh, no, she di’int!” Meanwhile, across the country, Jennifer Love Hewitt awoke from her nap. Someone dropped a turkey leg. Where are her keys?!

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  1. *Yawn*

    Is she being anal sexed by interracial mopeds? I saw her profile on leather douche-bags.com. Wow!

  2. Ted from LA

    Now that I see Janince Dickinson’s neck, I just realized I forgot to order my turkey for Christmas. She needs a gobblectomy next time they work on her “face.”

  3. Yes and No

    funny post. number 28 is accurate about tyra and JLH. Except I never liked JLH’s body either. Her chest is way too big for her size….well at least before.

  4. steve

    I saw her profile on CrazyAssClowns.com. Jennifer Love Hewitt has a profile at I’veNeverWorkedOutInMyLIfe.com. Tyra has one at MegaloManiaBlackChick.com. Check it out!!

  5. PorkyMcPorkerson

    LOL #52

    JLH: STOP THE LIES, YOU ARE NOT A SIZE 2! Maybe on planet fatass you are a 2, but not on Earth.

    I agree with whoever said Jessica Biel is a great example of someone with curves that manages to put down the tub of ice cream and hit the gym once in a while.

  6. Lowlands

    It must be frightening to have a conversation with Janice dickinson.Because you’d expect her face to crack any moment.

  7. #43 I’m right here!!! Oh, you can’t see me because I’m so SKINNY!!!!!!!

    Just kidding. I am not repulsed by fat people. I just don’t want to become one..

  8. Kim

    50- that video is funny! Why do women not know their own bodies? Tyra=dumb

  9. JLH Shut Your Pie Hole

    Dear Hollywood Whiny Betches:

    You’re FAT in the off-season. It’s never been a secret.

    If you didn’t want to be made fun of for that you should have gone to college like the rest of us and gotten a real job. Then you’d be fat but you’d command at least a modicum of respect for accomplishments other than working two months of every year for enough money to feed all of Honduras.

    We’re not sorry for you. That’s why we love reading mean things like the Superfish.

    Love,
    Nonfamous Regular Also Fat People

  10. Sauron

    She must be the first Neanderthal operative turned into a Homo Sapiens?Is she in the Guinness book of records?

  11. Auntie Kryst

    Who was the dumbfuck producer that exposed this Medusa on national television? She has a face that needs to be kept in the bowels of low rated late night cable. She’s like a stupid reverse Dorian Grey. There is a self portrait of her in her attic that keeps getting prettier as she continues to devolve into a leathery demon.

    This thread is boring me. Fish, can you throw up some pictures of Kim Kardashian so I can make fun of her fans? Thanks in advance.

  12. Chauncey Gardner

    In a related story, famed Egyptologist Zahi Hawass has come out in defense of Janice Dickenson.

  13. Just Sayin'

    Ring. Ring. Ring.

    “Hi. I’m not here right now. Leave your message after the beep. Thanks”.

    “Uhhh, Jen, this is Jennie, Jennie Craig. Call me. Kisses”.

    Click……

  14. Kirsten

    All you people that claim you aren’t fat, that’s what you think. Maybe because you live in one of the other 49 states. Move to Los Angeles and you will realize what a heifer your size 2 ass is, when everyone around you is a double zero.

  15. Ted from LA

    That’s fascinating Kirsten. See #42. LA isn’t a state.

  16. CJ

    Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone. JD is yesterday and she isn’t going out gracefully and never did have dignity. We’re so used to being fed digitally edited images in magazines and on the screen that seeing anyone is their ‘untouched’ glory just stimulates the gag reflex and it’s on. Very few women eagerly look forward to swimsuit events, but try doing it knowing you’ll have cameras poised to snap you in the most unflattering postions with optical zooms that zero in on every dimple and crease.

    I’m waiting for the swimsuit catagory for the presidential candidates.

  17. sophia

    Oh dear. My size 12 ass is moving to LA next August :(

  18. shallow val

    57 FRIST, On point as usual.

    BTW, I had a nice sexy dream with our boyfriend Clive Owen. Weren’t you and I sharing Clive at one point?

  19. shallow val

    52 FRIST, On point as usual.

    BTW, I had a nice sexy dream with our boyfriend Clive Owen. Weren’t you and I sharing Clive at one point?

  20. shallow val

    64 – It’s always people named Kirsten, Cindy, Pixy, DD’s, or fucking cunt that write shit like that. SHADDAP!!!!!

  21. LayDeeBug

    64 – It’s always people named Kirsten, Cindy, Pixy, DD’s, or fucking cunt that write shit like that. SHADDAP!!!!!

    TED, on point as usual. YOU ROCK MAN!

    67 sophia – my condolences. Do you HAVE to? You’re gonna hate it if you’re a REAL person.

  22. sophia

    well, I’m wanting to go to USC. All the stuff I’m hearing about LA is scaring me.

  23. kirsten

    70. I was being sarcastic to illustrate how fucked up perspective it is out here in la-la-land.

    Ted-I know Los Angeles isn’t a state…you got me, I should have just said Southern California.

    Sophia-I’ve lived in Los Angeles for 8 years now, and I still an not in love with LA. There is a highly concentrated population of superficial assholes and phoney-types. There are some real people too. Just make friends with the real ones and you’ll be fine.

  24. sophia

    Thanks for the advice :) I’m glad to here there are at least some real people

  25. Ted from LA

    Kirsten,
    I was only joking, but Southern CA isn’t a state either… it’s part of a state. Still joking. I’ll bet you’re a nice person. I am too, but I come here for comic relief and to be sarcastic and bombastic. I don’t know what bombastic means, but sometimes my fingers do things that my head can’t explain. Especially when I was drunk in college…

  26. Kirsten

    I am a nice person. That’s why I felt I had to come back and clarify things for Sophia. Don’t want someone to give up their college goals, in fear some bullshit.

    On a sarcastic note again, if you’d rather “fit in” then I suggest you get breast implants, dye your hair blonde, eat Pinkberry, hang out at Les Deux, drive a Range Rover, and take acting workshops. Oh, and get some Ed Hardy clothes, because tacky over embellished clothes are cool out here.

  27. Gerald_Tarrant

    Bullshit, just hang out in the Valley.

  28. PunkA

    NEWSFLASH:

    Tyra Banks is now fat. Not like it is a surprise. She went right from the catwalk to the chuckwagon and strapped on a saddle bag of chow. Not that this is a story. Our eyes tell the truth. But thanks for the confirmation, JD.

  29. PunkA

    NEWSFLASH:

    Tyra Banks is now fat. Not like it is a surprise. She went right from the catwalk to the chuckwagon and strapped on a saddle bag of chow. Not that this is a story. Our eyes tell the truth. But thanks for the confirmation, JD.

  30. Whiskey99

    Hahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaa @ the creepy corpse remark.
    Brilliant.

  31. antoinette

    Can’t wait to hear what Tyra is going to say. I don’t think she’s fat, she’s a gorgeous woman (the prototype of the modern woman: WITH CURVES) .
    And i don’t think JLH is fat either, maybe she was close to her period or maybe someone used photoshop. who knows…..

  32. shaggy

    wow. she actually called tyra banks fat and thinks that jlh was “shot at bad angles”? jesus h. you white people are always sticking together! jlh is cottage cheese with a little bitta ricotta.

  33. shaggy

    wow. she actually called tyra banks fat and thinks that jlh was “shot at bad angles”? jesus h. you white people are always sticking together! jlh is cottage cheese with a little bitta ricotta.

  34. Ript1&0

    Hey D R, can I have dibs on the skull??

  35. D. Richards (Biologist.)

    Ript. Yes you may. You can have the skull as long as you promise to grind your pussy on the nose’s bridge; until orgasm. That is all.

    I changed my mind. I am now planning on wearing Janice’s face like a gigantic skab and referring to myself as “jesus”. I wanna be a beautiful Janice Dickinson. Tranny!

  36. Chele

    Half of the people commenting on here are more than likely larger than a size 2. Jennifer Love Hewitt fat? Tyra Banks fat? Even that coke whore horrible mother Britney Spears isn’t as fat as everyone makes her out to be. Is she bigger than her heyday, of course! She just had two kids in two years, and she worked with trainers (right after she gave birth) but it just shows you what having a child can do to one’s body. Yes granted Heidi Klum can push em out and be back to supermodel glory in weeks, but the woman’s got some awesome genetics as well as amazing willpower. Of course Tyra isn’t as little as she was when she was still modeling……she retired, let the woman eat the cheeseburger she avoided for 15 years. You all say it as if they are Star Jones pre-surgery or something. So what if JLH has some cellulite….she’s human. We all have our flaws, and one of hers showed one day. Boo hoo. Go take a picture of yourself in a bathing suit, go for every unflattering and flattering angle, now go post it on a random site and watch how many people you don’t know tear you down and point out things that you’ve never had a problem with because you are comfortable with yourself, and see how not pissed off you would be.

  37. Ript1&0

    jesus!!!

  38. Powergirl

    #86 – wow – you take things personal…..
    I just hate Tyra. That is all!

  39. Darth Hater

    1) Fishdude, wake up and delete posts from these tards advertising their lame-ass websites.

    2) Someone who has had too much bad plastic surgery shouldn’t be criticizing others’ appearance.

  40. Sapphire

    I KNOW I’m fat, a size 10 is BIG as far as I’m concerned. Size 12 and higher is HUGE. That’s why I know JLH is NOT a size 2, because that’s how nasty I would look if I put my fat ass in a bathing suit. I look like THAT on the beach, that is why I do not go to the beach, very simple rocket science. That’s why I can say JLH is fat. If she weren’t so fat she wouldn’t be continuously trying to pick her bathing suit bottom out of her ass, she’s doing that in two pictures. Get a bathing suit that FITS that fat j-lo booty or get off the beach because you do look BAD, JLH. If you call the way JLH looks ‘womanly’ and ‘curves’ then that’s just nasty and you men must like plus sized BBW. There’s no way I’d ever want be curvy and rubenesque like that, that’s not attractive in the least!

    Trya Banks is also quite large. She’s beautiful though so it doesn’t matter and she doesn’t have that bumpy awful looking cellulite, not that I’ve seen in any ‘unflattering’ pics of her.

    This Janice Dickinson hag on the other hand is NASTY! Who IS this old fuck? I’d rather be fat than to look like her, any day!! I guess when you see that scary old bat you should count your blessings and have a cheeseburger to celebrate!

  41. do not like Tyra. A guy disclosed her naughty personal life to interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. It caused huge discussion there

  42. Ted from LA

    do not like julee with 2 ees. She is a spamming asshole. A guy disclosed her naughty personal life to juleehasthebiggestcuntinnorthamerica.com It caused a HUGE discussion there

  43. What is this old bitch prob? If she doesn’t know the meaning of fat, don’t simply call others who are not fat, fat. I don’t like Tyra but to call her fatter than Jennifer Love Hewitt is totally wrong. Tyra’s body is more proportionate when she gained weight but Jennifer’s body is not proportionate, her hips are TOO big. But on the bright side, Jennifer should be happy for developing bigger ‘assets’ on the proper places.

  44. Dee

    Remember Janice Dickinson’s Drug Day’s. I really think she does not have had many brain cells left.One minute she is defending women that are overweight and the next she is encouraging women to be anorexic. I believe her brain cells are gone!!!

  45. Janice, you DICKHEAD, please go back to bed!!

  46. Tsi

    #59, I laughed out loud at your comment…literally.
    You’re funny

  47. Tsi

    #59, I laughed out loud at your comment…literally.
    You’re funny

  48. Kris

    Tyra to Janice: http://i19.tinypic.com/6uhsitw.gif

    KISS MY FAT ASS!

  49. Ela

    That was freakin’ hilarious! You are probably the smartest celebrity gossiper ever! Really really great comments :D

  50. whatever

    WHOA! Shit! Who the fuck would have guessed that the Crypt Keeper would come out in defense of Jennifer Love Hewitt?

    I guess he knows what she ate last summer. Ha ha ha ha…. Seriously now kiddies, next up is a ghoulish tale of a mother’s love gone horribly wrong. I like to call it: “The Spears”

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