Janice Dickinson continues to assault my eyes

By: The Superficial / April 1, 2008

JESUS! That ain’t right. Janice Dickinson really needs to knock this shit off. Yeah, when you’re old you should be able to do whatever the hell you want because, let’s face it, death is stealing your pills. (Or in Janice’s case, crying in a sandy Port-a-John.) But this is getting out of hand. Sure, she looks somewhat better than yesterday’s pics; I’ll attribute that to the lower resolution and the presence of shorts. Also these photos look to have been shot from a safe distance – like space. Why would NASA aim satellites at Janice Dickinson? Unless she really did see who shot JFK from her nursing home window. I bet it was Kevin Costner. Looking all shifty-eyed in that movie. I’m onto you!