JESUS! That ain’t right. Janice Dickinson really needs to knock this shit off. Yeah, when you’re old you should be able to do whatever the hell you want because, let’s face it, death is stealing your pills. (Or in Janice’s case, crying in a sandy Port-a-John.) But this is getting out of hand. Sure, she looks somewhat better than yesterday’s pics; I’ll attribute that to the lower resolution and the presence of shorts. Also these photos look to have been shot from a safe distance – like space. Why would NASA aim satellites at Janice Dickinson? Unless she really did see who shot JFK from her nursing home window. I bet it was Kevin Costner. Looking all shifty-eyed in that movie. I’m onto you!
Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
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At least her legs look better here than the other pics. Can distance be a virtue?
For an older woman, I must say she’s taken good care of herself, much like that of Madonna from the previous two reports earlier today. She does have a nice smile and still holds beauty in her face. Nothing to complain about on my end.
Randal
Randal, pack your shit, because your motherfucking fired..
I’d knock the dust off that pussy!
Die RANDAL. You are fucking retarded.. If you think Janice looks good, your eye balls must be inside out..
Main Photo: Why is she wearing sunglasses on her ass?
@6 I like your link FRIST. You must be in a good mood today..
Dude, WTF!!! You need to warn us first before posting that. I’m sending you a bill for a) my eye surgery since my retinas just exploded in an attempt to save my life and b) a new computer monitor since some guy ran into my office and smashed it yelling “demon be gone the power of Christ compels you!”
Fuck, my eyes hurt. I’m going to smash my testicles with a hammer to take my mind off of the pain.
I hate to say this, but I actually “kind of” agree with Randal (gasp!) Isn’t she like 54? She looks pretty good for that age. Granted, she’s been sucked and plucked and stretched within an inch of her life, but that shit only goes so far. Let’s compare her with the “normal” American girl. Does she look good for forty? Hell no! For early fifties? As much as it pains me to say this: “Yes.”
She looks good for someone her brains.
She looks like she thinks she looks good.
@12 Veroonica She was born in 1955. That maker her 53 and yes she does not look bad for a 53 years old, with a ton of plastic surgery and a boob job. Do you want to see your grand mother in a bikini?
Some things are better left covered up..
Yeah. I geuss you’re right. She’s a little (O.K., a lot) over for a two piece.
Honestly she looks pretty good for herself. I’d still like to see how fast she straightened up after bending like that. I kind of picture a Jack Haley “Oil can oil can!!” moment there.
I am a little over-amped today. I cut down on my drinking.
#11 that made me snicker :)
….is that a HAPPY TRAIL..
gross. just gross.
she’s laffing at us…..all the way to the beach.
she don’t even care.
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Fact is I’d still do her.
Wow, her dad made her get into that position too?
I have no idea who this lady is but I bet she loves all the attention she is getting.
My dad use to make me assume the same position before he would whip the hell out of me.
Hey Frist, you should sue her for copyright violation – that’s your patented first-date greeting (except there’s no sweat trail on the backseam of the shorts).
What the fuck is wrong with this woman?
What’s the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?
Jews burn longer.
This will be Heidi Montag in another 30 years.
LOLL that’s funny
WTF has happened to this site? Seriously. Where is all the good content you used to put on here? Janice Dickinson? Madonna? That is not what this site is (or used to be) about. More young (sometimes naked) starlets please. Hell, I’d LOVE repeats of Kim Kardashian over nasty shots of Amy Winehouse. If you’re put in the situation of putting up Janice Dickinson or nothing, how about repeats of glorious posts of old? Fuck this nasty shit. This site is starting to smell like your grandma.
And why is NASTY J.D. #1 on the “So Fucking Hot” meter, over a semi-known nip-slip?
#24 hey mike? Why are you using my url? You trolling me again??
WHoever the pap is talking Janice, they have the worst job ever. Of course, I am sure it is JD herself paying the slagger off to help promote her show. It is the new American Way. Paps are cheaper to pay for publicity than network ad time.
I’m really not interested in defending this vapid chick, but no amount of plastic surgery will make you that limber. And I honestly doubt that most of us will be able to bend like that at 53+ years old. Respect…
you are so annoying, like any of you (writer and comment boys) could never hope to score someone as fit as janice. lay off on the old jokes. wtf you’re pathetic and i’m sure you’ll have died of a heart attack by the time you’re her age. freak!!!
Her face doesn’t look too bad….but those LEGS!!!! Her face may be 53, but those legs r @ least 80!! As far as how she’s bending over, hell I’m 65 & 200+# & I CAN do it!! How many of u skinny-minnys’ can do it????
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Is it just me, or has Randal made the most original and awesome comments of anyone here ever?
This guy is insightful. I look forward to more observations per Randal.
Ugly hag
Is she trying to shoot potatos outta that thing?
Honestly, she looks damn good for 53, but that doesn’t mean anyone wants to see that shit. Keep it under cover grandma.
Here is a clue, stop taking pictures of it…
OH HELL NO!!!!!! Go inside you stupid bytch!
Randal –
You’re still a bleeding cockhole.
…and #34.
Put some teeth in that hole. Seriously, why would I want to score with your grandma when I can join the counless legions of men who have experienced you (and lived to gnaw off their own penis in disgust.)
What sick fsck is constantly taking pictures of this shriveled up old raisin?!?!?! Now my damned eyes hurt!
She looks great for her age. The guys here are all pissed off because when mom brought them dinner they looked at her and got a hardon. They had no choice but to finish it off, but they really HATE that particular fantasy, and normally use it only when the 13-year-old across the street remembers to close her curtains.
if you look at her abdomen you can see a vertical scar below her belly button. that is one of the scars from a tummy tuck. (its where the belly button used to be.)
Ever wonder what an older womans pussy smells like………………………………………….DEPENDS…………………………I would love to get my Juicy man Rod Inside that old Whore, who is she and whats her social security number.
why is this shrivelled, mishapen hag number one on the so freaking hot panel while sophie monk’s gorgeous legs are neglected on page two?
To: all
Subject: How I Became A Bottom
My first experience took place in College during my freshman year.
I was going to UCLA and to make ends meet, I was working at a market
Although I knew I was gay, I had never had any experience. Sexually
I didn’t even know what guys did to each other..guess I came from
a very sheltered home. After working for a couple of weeks, I was
assigned to the night shift. Since I didn’t have a car and the buses
stopped running when I got off work, I asked around to see if anyone
could help me out. Lucky for me, the assistant manager was more
than happy to help me out even though he lived in the opposite direction.
His name was Joel and he was white, 6’1, 155lbs. He had brown hair
and was handsome. He didn’t act gay as far as my idea of how a gay
person acted, flamboyount, effeminate…so it never dawned on me
that he would be my first love. During the next few weeks we got
to know each other during my ride home…I liked him because he was
a nice guy with a great sense of humor..he was very extroverted as
opposed to my shyness and this combination worked out well. He used
to always ask if I was seeing any girls and I always said no. He
would always reply how cute I was and that if he were a girl he would
go after me. A few weeks later, Joel asked me if I would help him
move over the weekend. I said sure.
After spending the day moving, we were all sweaty and dirty.
Joel suggested that I take a shower, which I gladly accepted. After
being in the shower a few minutes I heard the bathrom door open.
It was Joel and he said thathe wanted to join me. Before I could
say no, he explained that the landlord had told him that due to the
age of the building he would have to wait another hour before there
would be any hot water. Since I didn’t want to be rude I said ok
although I was nervous. He got in and he began washing himself. A
few minutes later he asked if he could wash my back. I said ok and
at first everything was fine. Then I felt the soap move down my back
to just above my butt. At that point he said I had a really nice
body. At the time I was an 18 year old, 5’7″, 125lbs. He then asked
me what I thought of his body. This forced me to turn to face him.
I said he had a good body too. Without hesitation he took the soap
and began rubbing my balls..it very quickly got hard. At the same
time his cock became hard too. It was much bigger than mine(it was
8.5″ x 5″) but instead of running out of the shower I just stared.
Joel quickly turned off the shower and we got out. He quickly dried
off and left. I dried off and walked into the bedroom to get my clothes.
They were gone. While standing there Joel walked in and said he was
washing our clothes and that it would take a while. He gave me some
shorts and a tank top to wear. Joel was wearing some speedo briefs
and a t-shirt.
At this point I was scared, nervous, yet also excited and
anxious to see what would happen next.
(Stay tuned for part 2)