Janice Dickinson as GODZILLA

January 14th, 2008 // 113 Comments

Janice Dickinson spent the weekend in Miami relaxing with her boyfriend who I’m guessing is Santa Claus without a beard. I dunno. What I unfortunately do know is that these two have some sort of intercourse. I imagine it’s like a polar bear laying on a bunch of Play-doh and chicken wire. But way, way less erotic. In fact, I’m kind of wondering why I don’t have any pants on. And so are my co-workers. Why is Fred in HR pointing at me with a knife in his teeth?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. Me

    “47. angela – January 15, 2008 12:19 AM

    You should see how she looked like when she was a young model before you say ‘shes fucking ugly’.”

    Uhm yeah fuckin’ retard. Anybody home? She got old, but not gracefully. All that plastic surgery makes her look absolutely horrible and disgusting. Go back sellin gyour ass and live in your dreamworld dumb bitch.

  2. mofoghetto

    Picture # 5: looks like there’s a stingray behind her! Oh, dear god, if only….

  3. missy

    okkkkk

    she just looks like a normal person her age in a bikini……*shrugs*

    but i guess since you all wake up every morning looking like Halle Berry and Brad Pitt then its ok …but HERE’S a novel idea… hmm maybe Halle doesn’t even look like Halle when she gets up…naaah can’t be she’s perfect! even better…she’s SUPER perfect!

  4. Alice

    OMG, she looks old, but I saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on richsoulmate.com, a dating site for celebrities and wealthy singles to mingle. Believe it or not. The profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match there. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy.

  5. baadnewsbear

    im melting! im melting!!

  6. Cleo

    OMG! she’s got a great waist line….Janice please get rid of ur pathetic attitude!

  7. Quase

    Who is this old prune? Man, I wouldn’t f* her even with YOUR dick…

  8. olima denis

    iam looking fat woman for marrig ,iam not married

  9. and she’s the one on ANTM that tells them to never let the paparazzi catch tem not looing good, and all tat crap

    how ironic =P

  10. yy

    bruce wiilis has really put on weight!

  11. Rudy

    Who the f**k is Janice Dickinson?

  12. Got news for you buddy, for the originator of this slam against will and Scientology. You ARE Darth Vader.

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