Janice Dickinson as GODZILLA

January 14th, 2008 // 113 Comments

Janice Dickinson spent the weekend in Miami relaxing with her boyfriend who I’m guessing is Santa Claus without a beard. I dunno. What I unfortunately do know is that these two have some sort of intercourse. I imagine it’s like a polar bear laying on a bunch of Play-doh and chicken wire. But way, way less erotic. In fact, I’m kind of wondering why I don’t have any pants on. And so are my co-workers. Why is Fred in HR pointing at me with a knife in his teeth?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. EuroNeckPain

    I thought she was OK until I saw she was born in 1955. I had thought she was sixtysomething !!! Why did she butcher her face like that ? Too much sun, premature aging maybe ? #1 and #12, hilarious comments ! :-)
    To this loudmouth who is always making nasty remarks about younger models, who has such as high opinion of herself, we have to say the pink saggy minishorts are a very bad choice. The fat old man with orange striped XXXXL shorts is a bad pick.
    And no, I do not like her features when young. Tiny brown eyes, boring brown hair, pouty mouth. Claudia, Cindy, Carla, Gisele are soooooo much prettier.

  2. ink

    i dont think she could afford ritz hotel… thats why she lets ‘santa’ screw her. lol shes too full of herself!
    and 51, gisele is an ugly horse. cindy i never liked, maybe its the mole.
    linda evangelista was better than all of them, and she doesnt look bad today!

  3. fan

    omg, SHE IS SO SEXY AND CUTE. I am big fan of her. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called WealthyRomance.com last week. Is she single now? Just curious.

  4. miiiiimas

    “fan”- go away, fool!
    you’re all fools! fools.

  5. British Girl

    The man she is with is Christopher Biggins, he is a pantomime dame and GAY. They were on a show in England called “I’m a Celebrity get me out of here” together and just formed a friendship. He is a lovely guy so don’t be mean about him. He is a British treasure. Her, on the other hand. dislike her a lot

  6. British Girl

    Ooopsy, not biggins. sorry lol

  7. whatever i think its the truth

    she looks way better than most women that age.
    I don’t see sun damage, and she looks like she is in good shape.
    her lips are alil too big, but other than that, she looks fine.
    and she was AMAZING when she was young. looked like phoebe cates only more exotic and gorgeous.

  8. spindoc

    #2,

    Just so you know, Michelle Pfiefer is 50, now look at Janice and tell us again that she looks good for her age…..

    And SUPERFISH, the playdough covered with chickenwire comment…..nice, I actually did a spit take to that one. lol

  9. jrz

    meh………the dude is funny looking though.

  10. Anonymous

    Hey fan:

    Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
    I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

    Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

  11. I watched her on I’m a celebrity get me out of here and she is mad. Is she really that mad or is it all for show?

  12. John

    I’m sooo jealous of Ididit…. back in the day she was gorgeous. Infact definately in my top 5.

  13. La Frascatana

    Yeah, I just looked at the old pics someone provided. Nothing special. She looked like a slightly Chinese/Indian version of Jessica Alba. Kind of a dime-a-dozen ethnic type.

    Now at least she’s an evil witch with a revolting personality — so she’s memorable.

  14. hah

    58 – yes most women, age 49, look like michelle pfieffer, who is close to janice’s age.

  15. daizycakes

    Ugh. She looks like a tranny now, and not a hot one. She was pretty when she was younger, but her horrible personality and her craptastic surgeries have kind of canceled that out. Isn’t she due for an overdose/rehab stint/DUI arrest right about now?

  16. want meds

    To 58: Thanks for the hint–I scrolled back up to take a look and I have never seen a squirrel swimming in the ocean–too freakin’ funny. I’m sure Janice scared the poor little thing back to dry land.

  17. Seriously, hanging out with this hag isn’t gonna do anything for Rush Limbaugh’s credibility…

  18. cholo mcspread'em

    @52. ink I AGREE! Linda E. is gorgeous. Fo sho.

  19. sameshitdifferentyear

    Don’t insult Godzilla, he never looked that bad.

  20. caljenna66

    OK, the squirrel is freaking me out

  21. caljenna66

    Oh, I get it, it’s Sandy Cheeks!!!!

  22. rffr

    yeah shes a psycho cunt

    but these photos are HOT AS FUCK

    most photos of her are HOT as FUCK

    jessica simpson, jack NASTY is more like it

  23. rffr

    yeah shes a psycho cunt

    but these photos are HOT AS FUCK

    most photos of her are HOT as FUCK

    jessica simpson, jack NASTY is more like it

  24. emilyavecailes

    she, uh, barely has a belly button.

  25. BunnyButt

    This is a bit of a contradiction, but she looks better without makup, though her plastic surgery is more obvious. Or perhaps her plastic surgery looks less clownish without the makeup.

    Anyone else think she looks like Julia Roberts in pic 4?

  26. nia02119

    @47 she is… i mean was beautiful. what the hell happened How old is she really? I dont blame her for all the surgery.

  27. Need2KnoBasis

    OMG!! This is the woman who JUDGES Models!! And she’s going out with a what??? She is hideously ugly… and has an ego thats too big for her and her Dad…. i meant BF! She has had sooooo much surgery that her being fake just doesnt cover it anymore! Her eyes are dissappearing. How her kids muct be ashamed and afraid of the MONSTER that is there mother! Actually she reminds me of Sylvester Stallones mom!!

  28. FYI

    Hey guys bitchin about her ear: Some people have weird ass horizontal ears. Look at Christian Bale’s ears sometime. It will freak you the fuck out, but I don’t think it’s from too much surgery. It’s just the way God made them.

  29. jason

    I’m sooo jealous of Ididit…. back in the day she was gorgeous. Infact definately in my top 5.
    ————————————————————————————————-
    i am a young and handsome man from us. i just think F is a good place to meet friends. i just wonder if i can meet a rich momma here, because i am at the beginning of my career and i need someone’s support..i uploaded my hot photos on sugarmommamatch dot com under the name piccolo , maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!

  30. anon

    thats her hair, dumbass.

  31. janice dickinson

    @ Jennifer:
    That’s fer ketchin load-blow

  32. Foxy

    Come on you guys. Lighten up. She looks great for 80.

  33. chenush

    whats the point in filming ugly people on the beach?..

  34. Train Wreck

    Amy Winehouse’ momma ?

  35. @18 —Janice: “You want to see someone who’s fat, I’m sorry, fat midget boyfriend, my fat midget boyfriend is fat.” http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/janice_dickinson_defends_jenni.php

    She’s trying to pantomime how fat he is in the ocean pics, but becomes exasperated because people do not comprehend.

    I think she should…I pray she would wear more clothing.

    What does Nancy Grace do, besides not be naked in public? She doesn’t look especially 48 yrs. old on television.

  36. OH SHIT! THIS IS THE FUCKING “CLOVERFIELD” MONSTER!!!

  37. kily200

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    I’m seeking for a good man,
    all can view my hot photos at multiraciallove.com by searching “peggysue”. No matter who you are and where you come from…

  38. Paula

    Eww flabby arms..and Im pretty sure she was bashing tyra for being fat..looks like this RUN down supermodel needs to shut her trap.

  39. Guest

    omg my boobs actually hurt lookin at these pics. Omg…she is so disgusting

  40. riel

    dude screw all the comments b4 this becasue no matter what she is The BITCH there were no Supermodels b4 that chick and now she’s 50 and she has a better body than Most of my 20 something year old Class mates … I dont care if she paid for it or not She is a BITCH BUT SHE IS ALSO THE BITCH SO FUCK OFF

  41. kelsa

    BOY. she’s starting to show her age! it’s amazing what makeup can do to a woman these days.

  42. Truth

    Well damn….for the first time in 3 days I managed to eat something and keep it down since catching the freakin flu and I click on a link and see this hag and I threw everything up. I should sue this skank for imposing ugliness on people.

  43. lover

    what an ugly bitch

  44. OH MY GOD JANICE LOOKS LIKE HELL BEFORE BREAFEAST,AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GAIN ALITTE WEIGHT

  45. OH MY GOD JANICE LOOKS LIKE HELL BEFORE BREAFEAST,AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GAIN ALITTE WEIGHT

  46. OH MY GOD JANICE LOOKS LIKE HELL BEFORE BREAFEAST,AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GAIN ALITTE WEIGHT

  47. OH MY GOD JANICE LOOKS LIKE HELL BEFORE BREAFEAST,AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GAIN ALITTE WEIGHT

  48. OH MY GOD JANICE LOOKS LIKE HELL BEFORE BREAFEAST,AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GAIN ALITTE WEIGHT

  49. courtney Creeks

    How can you even say she looks bad….for her age she looks DAMN good. Im 21 years old and all i have to say is i would kill to look like that when im 50! you’re just jealous and have nothing better to say that beat down on her. thats not cool….most women at 50 are fat, have gray hair, have “let go” have saggy ass boobs, are pail, wrinkly…UM shes none of that. So get a freaking job and dont make fun of you YOU KNOW if you were 50 you would either want to look like her or bang her.

  50. dick in son

    She looks like Michael Jackson, but male.

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