Janice Dickinson spent the weekend in Miami relaxing with her boyfriend who I’m guessing is Santa Claus without a beard. I dunno. What I unfortunately do know is that these two have some sort of intercourse. I imagine it’s like a polar bear laying on a bunch of Play-doh and chicken wire. But way, way less erotic. In fact, I’m kind of wondering why I don’t have any pants on. And so are my co-workers. Why is Fred in HR pointing at me with a knife in his teeth?
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Jennifer | January 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm
WTF is wrong with her ear????? It’s horizontal!
PunkA | January 14, 2008 at 5:28 pm
30 years ago she was the hottest thing going, banging whoever she wanted. Now, she lets Barney Rubble in a British driving hat tag her. How she has fallen.
But, for 50, she looks pretty smoking. Too bad she is a psycho bitch from hell.
lisa | January 14, 2008 at 5:31 pm
haha oh dear
wtf? | January 14, 2008 at 5:31 pm
#2: Please tell me you are kidding. This thing doesn’t even resemble a human being. As poster #1 pointed out, she’s had so many facelifts, her ear is fucking sideways!!
D. Richards (Slut.) | January 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm
My god! Janice is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. It’s as if she’s trying to beat the world at vomit or something. And she is, winning.
If you look closely, you can kind of see the person that’s trapped inside Dickinson’s corpse. Her old self. The pretty face; she’s always been a cunt.
megs | January 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm
i think that fat, dorky, pathetic loser of a guy could do WAYYYY better!!
FRIST!!! | January 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Ewwww!!!!! I’m never getting old!!! I’d rather die. Look at what happens to the skin. She’s gotta be older than fifty, more like 65? Cause she looks GREAT if she’s 65..
granada | January 14, 2008 at 5:36 pm
She is starting to resemble Jocelyn Wildenstein.
blahblahblah | January 14, 2008 at 5:39 pm
for her age she looks pretty good… sure she’s had surgery … i guess that comes with the territory
El-Coyote | January 14, 2008 at 5:42 pm
That pic is where bad dreams come from…
Ididit | January 14, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Many years ago (when I was young and good looking), I did it. She was pretty hot back then but like all hot chicks, merely average in bed. Guys, do yourself a favor a find an average looking girl — they know how to fuck.
Clem | January 14, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Steven Tyler in a bikini !!!!!!!
BeepSneep | January 14, 2008 at 5:44 pm
#4. Last I checked, most people don’t have sex with other people’s ears. That little tidbit will help you get to the real meaning of #2′s comment. If you wrote something about a shriveled up blow-up doll and a New Jersey hot dog salesman that’d be another story entirely.
p0nk | January 14, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Jaws IV?
cap'n pickles | January 14, 2008 at 5:47 pm
you have to admit, she isn’t that. Those scars around the screwed up ear are gross, but what were the bitches options. I’m against plastic surgery myself, but in Janices’s case, why not. Not like she has any other career options. I highly doubt the bitch can split an atom.
p0nk | January 14, 2008 at 5:47 pm
just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
Snarf | January 14, 2008 at 5:56 pm
That guy could do so much better!
Racer X | January 14, 2008 at 5:56 pm
She’s always calling people fat who are skinny in my terms and it always pisses me off.
/she should go starve herself to death
wtf? | January 14, 2008 at 5:58 pm
#13 Last I checked, most people’s ears are vertical, which means she doesn’t resemble a person, which means she’s had too much plastic surgery, which might help you get the meaning of my post, genious. It was really self explanatory though.
justtheobvious | January 14, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Is this the first line of bikini shots on this web site that DIDN’T have a butt shot? What’s this site coming too? What are these paparazzi using in their cameras for memory cards, 16megs? only holds 8 pictures? wtf? I need butt shots!
Ted from LA | January 14, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I wonder if she shaves her nuts.
Reno | January 14, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Now they will never get the stink out of the fish!
Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 6:26 pm
@21 I think she braids the hair and hangs beads off of them.
FRIST!!! | January 14, 2008 at 6:40 pm
She’d be pretty if she weren’t so fuckin ugly..
El-Coyote | January 14, 2008 at 6:57 pm
14 – How could you tell? Her JAWS have not even emerged from the water in that picture… Once you see that, you need a bigger boat….
Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Are you sure? I think she really fucking ugly..
fish please stop with her | January 14, 2008 at 7:02 pm
i don’t like discussing janice dickinson, let alone look at her. Just stop.
steve | January 14, 2008 at 7:02 pm
LMAO #1, #21, #22
Classic!
Lilaaa | January 14, 2008 at 7:19 pm
I, unlike all of you, adore Janice. Not because of her looks (obviously), but because of her kick-ass personality. Although, Janice does have her pretty moments. ^.^
Trott Felipe | January 14, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Her ear is falling off from plastic surgery. That’s what happens.
CJ | January 14, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Body by any number of surgeons….personality by Beelzebub…and she got the better end of the deal. The only thing missing in all the pics is her lithium drip…needs to go everywhere with her.
Cate | January 14, 2008 at 8:04 pm
My mom knew her in high school, and said she was a total bitch, even then. But apparently she had a real fucked up home life, and everyone at school knew about it… kinda sad.
Erica | January 14, 2008 at 8:16 pm
#29, Janice has a kick-ass personality? More like a personality that makes you want to kick her ass. Shes the nastiest person on reality TV. Shes WAY out lived her place on the tube. And as for her pretty moments? They ended 30 years ago.
A. Sanderson | January 14, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Shes so fat! OMG! LOOK AT HER! FATTY!
^sarcasm
woodhorse | January 14, 2008 at 8:29 pm
So who’s set to play Mothra? Britney? By God, I believe she could do it. This would give her those acting chops. Go ahead, Britney, your public supports you (well, you support the paps at any rate) – HURL FIRE AT DICKENSON.
Jake Shaw | January 14, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Heck, I’d stick my willy in her. Do her doggie style. Sometimes screwing an old broad is a great way to get my kicks.
1MILF Hunter | January 14, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Jesus Harold Christ! She is brutal!! I though Sly pumped her full of ‘riods as she claimed last week. Looks like they wore off and she’s left with Uncle Fester.
mir | January 14, 2008 at 8:46 pm
jennifer love hewitt isn’t fat. tyra banks isn’t fat. janice dickinson’s man friend IS fat.
Zee Brat | January 14, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Wow, she looks much better without make up.
Ally | January 14, 2008 at 8:55 pm
She looks pretty good for her age, even if she had surgeries done… lots od people wish to look like her at her age! Good for you Janice.
Mama Pinkus | January 14, 2008 at 9:04 pm
She wouldn’t look so bad were it not for her hideous fishlips.
Chov | January 14, 2008 at 10:07 pm
What are you people seeing? She looks GREAT!
auzzie | January 14, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I am the only one who see’s a squirrel swimming up behind her, thinking he’s gonna get some nuts in pic #5? WTF? Squirrel’s swim in the water off Miami Beach???
I never knew….
;^)
Victoria | January 14, 2008 at 10:22 pm
She’s a geriatrics’s wet dream…which normally consists of 2 bottles of Ensure and some table tennis afterward.
b | January 14, 2008 at 10:44 pm
seriously people, who is that guy? It looks like Tom Leykis to me…
whendeathsleepsitdreamsofu | January 15, 2008 at 12:04 am
Dude she has some really nice armpits, they look really soft and smooth…yeah
angela | January 15, 2008 at 12:19 am
You should see how she looked like when she was a young model before you say ‘shes fucking ugly’.
http://floacist.wordpress.com/2007/08/04/picture-post-janice-dickinson/
justifiable | January 15, 2008 at 12:40 am
Where the bloody hell are the two-piece police when you need them?
She wouldn’t look nearly so saggy if she didn’t have such terrible posture. Well, yeah, OK, she probably would, but why give gravity that little extra boost?
Who Cares | January 15, 2008 at 1:31 am
She has to be the most ugly skanky sleazy looking cheap ass street walking fucking whore the world has ever seen.
Splooge | January 15, 2008 at 2:30 am
47 thanks for the link. I looked at the pictures of her when she was a young model. Now what do I say?
She’s fucking ugly.