Janet Jackson likes her water cold


Janet Jackson was at the Johnny Vaughn show on Capital Radio in London and demanded chilled spring water from Fiji. And not to be confused as a regular human being, she had her staff use a thermometer to check and make sure the water was cold enough. A source says:

“It was simply unbelievable. It was hilarious watching her staff make such a fuss.”

You know how else you can tell if water is cold enough? You drink it. Or touch it. Or get near it. There’s pretty much an infinite number of more sensible options than having an entire staff of lemmings run around with a thermometer. Although water does taste better when there’s science involved. Wait, did I say science? I meant Vicodin.