They say that red is the sexiest color. What they should say is that Janet is the fattest Jackson. Here she is, wearing a tarp sweatshirt, walking along, hoping her prayers are answered and it starts to rain cheeseburgers. Though I’m pretty sure that’s not what the cheeseburgers were praying for.
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moolip | January 16, 2006 at 9:44 am
She’s the same size as me. I figure after 15 years of being in shape, she’s allowed to let herself go. Let’s just help a big boobie doesn’t pop out. I imagine the nipple ring has the Golden Arches for a design on it.
Elisse | January 16, 2006 at 9:51 am
It’s nice to see her and her friend have matching double-chins.
suzy | January 16, 2006 at 10:06 am
I guess the whole nipple exposure really got to her… now she wears more clothes then ever before lol
Binky | January 16, 2006 at 10:09 am
She should watch it. The NFL has cracked down on steroid use by half time performers.
PapaHotNuts | January 16, 2006 at 10:12 am
I’m waiting for her to burst through the wall of my living room screaming “Oh Yea!” and start pouring Kool-Aid all over the floor.
spamnews | January 16, 2006 at 10:23 am
Goddamn. Talk about a wardrobe malfunction. Dat’s some scary shit right dere.
DrDanny | January 16, 2006 at 10:40 am
My gosh you folks are harsh! She’s 40 years old, and as some of you will find out, it gets harder and harder to maintain the illusion of youthful beauty as the years progress.
That’s not to say she shouldn’t be concerned about her health/looks, but it’s entirely possible that she was out walking/exercising in that photo. By summer she’ll look … 36 or so.
Now, can we get back to dishing dirt on K-Fed and Charlie Sheen? Or skip all the words, and get straight to the nip-slips. I vote for Scarlett J.’s — they gotta be fine!
amma | January 16, 2006 at 10:46 am
…No way! Nooo waaay!
What the F happened to her???
Forty aint got nothing to do with this picture…Shocking!
cuteasabutton | January 16, 2006 at 11:18 am
am I the only one that doubts that that actually is Janet Jackson?
dosita | January 16, 2006 at 11:43 am
I think DrDanny is right-o. She can look any way she wants. It’s better than looking at the bulimic anorexic drug addicts i gotta look at on the cover of people/lucky/us weekely, in touch, etc.
Cuore56 | January 16, 2006 at 11:47 am
That may or may not be Janet Jackson, from what I can see it resembles her, but more importantly, her friend looks like a young Bobby Brown with long hurr. When you gain weight, your face changes, but the chin & lips still look Janet-esque. Hey I guess JD doesn’t care…maybe since he looks like an unkempt Pug.
cuteasabutton | January 16, 2006 at 12:02 pm
so… what you’re saying is that it’s more important that some anonymous woman “looks like Bobby brown with long hurr” than whether that really is Janet Jackson, even though if it isn’t her it makes this whole story, -as well as everyone’s comments- pointless/irrelevant? ;-) :-D
Aiwass | January 16, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Is she Janet Jackson? I guess that thing must be an african version of Moby Dick. Or something like that.
Tracie | January 16, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Yes, it’s definitely Janet Jackson! This photo and another (as well as the webmaster’s own “Kool-Aid” man comment) were already posted last week on:
http://trent.blogspot.com/
(Scroll almost all the way to the bottom – She wasn’t exercising, but on her way to catch a movie)
This is NOT what 40 looks like, this is what FAT looks like. Janet’s always had an ass the size of a truck, but hidden it as best she could. Now it looks like she just doesn’t care anymore and that’s really sad. I guess the stress of being from such a f-d up “family” got to each of them it’s own way.
Monkey | January 16, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Sweet Jesus. She’d fit right in at the Iowa State Fair. That is, if she was white. And about 800 pounds heavier. And bearded, wearing a tanktop and stirrup stretch pants. And holding a Flintstones-sized turkey leg on a stick and licking it like a lollipop.
spamnews | January 16, 2006 at 12:48 pm
You know, I’d hit them. What? There’s only one person in that red puptent? Forget it then. I’m not near man enough to even get close over them thighs.
Spindoc | January 16, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Are we sure that Queen Latifa didn’t eat Janet Jackson and that this is the result?
babyboo | January 16, 2006 at 1:14 pm
Oh come on!!! Do u actually believe this is janet?!
horrendous | January 16, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Damn… Janet Jackson? Looking more like Freddie Jackson!
kylieer | January 16, 2006 at 1:39 pm
With her family issues – I would probably gain some weight also. But I am kinda glad – cause the whole ‘wardrobe malfunction’ thing pissed me off…what a sad attempt to ‘shock people’ and get back in the headlines…nobody wants to see a huge chunk of metal driven through someones boob – even janets….ewwwwwww!
nbk | January 16, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Cm’on people, she still looks better than Michael Jackson.
Brian | January 16, 2006 at 1:45 pm
She’d fit right in at the state fair if she were being shown as part of the livestock.
Sheva | January 16, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Oh no, Janet would flat out crush Queen Latifah. Poor little Queen Latifah. She doesn’t stand a chance.
But you go Queen L.
The Cavalier | January 16, 2006 at 2:24 pm
My sister loves Janet and these pics brought her to tears and then I laughed at her.
Nurse Kellie | January 16, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Does she have a dip of skoal or something in her mouth?
ShanDourdan | January 16, 2006 at 2:46 pm
LOL! ‘The Cavalier’ that’s the funniest comment I’ve read all day.
starphunk | January 16, 2006 at 4:25 pm
why do i have to keep seeing the same picture of janet jackson? i saw this about a month or more ago. it’s old. very old. does anyone know what she looks like now? or has she just been wearing the same outfit for eighteen months now?
SMF121490 | January 16, 2006 at 4:29 pm
OMG!!! What in the hell happened to her? She was so fit before. Did she get taken over by cheeseburger aliens?
Tink | January 16, 2006 at 4:38 pm
I bet she’s pregnant… she’s known for keeping big secrets
Remember when she didn’t admit she was married until she filed for divorce?
HollyJ | January 16, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Is that her lesbian lover walking next to her?
jose608 | January 16, 2006 at 4:47 pm
okay.. so lets get this straight..
there was a REAl picture of janet back in november of her with her trainer in malibu.. her single is out in feb and album in march.. sorry to disappoint u.. but that’s an OLDDDD pic of her.. then again.. janet has a TATTOO on her right wrist, which does not show on this pic
HughJorganthethird | January 16, 2006 at 4:48 pm
On the bright side I’m imagining her porcine appearance will prevent her from releasing any videos in the near future. Hopefully her voice box will slowly clog up with lard thus preventing her from “singing” as well.
derekd | January 16, 2006 at 5:00 pm
Now they can make Nutty Professor 3: Role Reversal. They should of hired her for Big Momma’s House 2. Could saved a helluva lot on make-up production.
musings | January 16, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Michael is so effed up, he even ruined Janet.
Spindoc | January 16, 2006 at 5:51 pm
I know what happened now!!! Star Jones made a deal with the devil, she prayed to Satan to take away 100 pounds, and he did! and well…he had to put all that fat somewhere, not as if he wanted to store it down at his place.
Jayne | January 16, 2006 at 6:32 pm
She was always unattractive so I’m not bothered.
The Jo Fairy | January 16, 2006 at 6:33 pm
“What’s that, Dad?”
“Why that’s Mercury, the planet closest to the sun! Although what it’s doing down here I haven’t the foggiest.”
Jeremy1Esq | January 16, 2006 at 6:58 pm
has anyone seen Jermaine Dupree lately? Maybe Janet ate him.
urielsword | January 16, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Just proves that all the Jacksons are freaks. For those who think that we should cut these celebrities some slack,let me remind you that they are crammed down our throats by the media as being these superhuman perfect creatures who look great all the time.
Shaun | January 16, 2006 at 10:25 pm
Yes, she looks like a heffer now. No appple in mouth though.
Janet, I feel for you but life isn’t that bad to let yourself go.
Hartigan'sGirl | January 16, 2006 at 11:27 pm
Anyone remember that girl from “Friday” that said people say she looks like Janet Jackson? Well, she is no longer a liar. And yes, with age it is harder to keep off weight. But WTF!?! I did not know it was possible to put on that much weight in so short a time. Dear Lord, please let this have been Photoshopped like no other… Then again, maybe this person ATE Janet Jackson…
Miz Stressa | January 17, 2006 at 1:33 am
It’s easy to gain a lot of weight quickly when you don’t take prescription appetite suppresents. Remember the old lawsuit from her former chef? One of the scrips she got in his name was for diet pills.
Here’s the information from his lawsuit:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/janetmeds1.html
missburd | January 17, 2006 at 2:04 am
“GodDAMN Janet, i thought you said the 7’11 was just around corning?”
“Sorry sista (in high pitched tone, trying to catch her breath), i normally just get delivery”
missburd | January 17, 2006 at 2:07 am
*corner
CheekyChops | January 17, 2006 at 3:32 am
Wow! She looks like the darker version of Chastity Bono.
Aaargh | January 17, 2006 at 7:28 am
I think she’s preparing for “the nutty professor III”
Cuore56 | January 17, 2006 at 8:49 am
Dear cuteasabutton,
Yes, I think the woman resembling a young Bobby Brown is the real issue here since I don’t know how old that picture is of Janet & if she’s not just going for the “layered look”…extremely layered. Our comments are just to make light of situations, give an opinion, or entertain-don’t say they’re pointless or irrelevant!
TOBTM | January 17, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Come on people….that ain’t Janet!!! PLEASE!!! Don’t believe everything you see on the damn www.
Miss Gulch | January 20, 2006 at 12:15 am
Come on, cut her some slack. Nobody asks to look like this. Just being a Jackson would make it nearly impossible to want to get out of bed in the morning, much less take a run.
Miss Skyline | January 20, 2006 at 8:38 pm
Even if she is a little plumper, I know she could choose better clothing for going out into public.