Apparently, you should never tell secrets to Jane Seymour because here she is at last night’s premiere of Love, Marriage, Wedding blabbing to CNN about how she wasn’t even “remotely surprised” to hear about Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s love child, and that she knows there are at least two more floating around out there:
The former Dr. Quinn shared more of her thoughts on the situation. “From what I gather, I think there will be lots of information coming people’s way,” she says. “I heard about two more [out of wedlock kids] somebody else knows about. I even met someone who knows him well.”
Ultimately, she says, “I feel sorry for the kids.”
Later that night, Jane Seymour returns home and quietly pulls a tin of shoe polish from her purse. She had been deliberately careful in tucking it beneath a tissue after purchasing it from the grocer, but could still feel its weight during the premiere. Its guilty, guilty weight.
“Mom,” a small voice calls from the cellar accompanied by the rattle of chains. “Is that you?”
“Shh, yes, dear. Mommy’s home.”
“Are you going to make my muscles shiny again?”
“I’m going to make them shiny, my love. Shiny like your father’s…”