Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Turtle is really happening

December 14th, 2008 // 32 Comments

So, it turns out this whole Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara thing is actually happening. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Of course, they are. You reported it.” True, but fun fact: I don’t believe a single word I write. To put things in perspective, I’m 100% convinced Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s children are rentals, Britney Spears is a figment of my imagination and Kim Kardashian is two beanbag chairs glued together – with a mustache.


  1. I like the penis


  2. i like the penis

    and by top 5 i mean…FIRST!

  3. Great now this fat fuck is going to be dating celebrities now!

    -you know how when one women do they all have to do it too!

  4. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  5. adam

    life imitates art or art imitates life?

  6. I think he’s pretty cute.

  7. nice spam lindary…

  8. drewski2u

    He seems cool enough. She could do a lot worse, she could be dating Adrian Grenier from the show, who’s a far cry from his vinny chase character. When his name came up to play the vincent character, they had to hunt Adrian down on a beach in mexico where he was learning spanish!?! Yea, that’s exactly what I do when I go down to mexico. He then originally passed on the project because, “I’m not interested in doing television”. The producers were like, “It’s not really like TV, it’s HBO, it’ll be like the Sopranos……” to which he replied, “What’s the Sopranos?” I’m guessing that’s why Adrian always wears long bangs…….. to cover up the big “L” that’s obviously emblazoned on his forehead…….

  9. Kahlee

    Wheres the funny writer??? :(

  10. herbiefrog

    so… not one of chuck’s then ?

    [take a long breath]

    …and continue…

  11. herbiefrog

    so where’s joss when one needs him ?

    we heard fox are f*****ing his new series around

    …just like last time]


    so sad… dollhouse ?

    sounds like everything that’s going on

    maybe that’s why they’re reticent

    [what [is] wrong with [you] people ? ? ?


  12. Sarah

    What does she see in that short, fat, ugly spic?

  13. Sheva

    Good for Jerry if so. Besides Jamie-Lynn is already divorced (from her manager) and has a tendency to puff up.

    They could be good together. Rock on.

  14. I’m sure this FAT-FACE is a LOSER extraordinary, folks!!

  15. Whatev

    Arms crossed. Not holding hands. I call bullshit.

  16. Stiles

    I love to see a fat guy score. But he’s too good for her. Between her manager & NFL player exes, that undercarriage is WRECKED.

  17. Booyah

    Man, I think I jizzed in my pants.


  18. mimi

    Dude, you’re misinformed! Kim K is FOUR beanbag chairs glued together!

    BTW Jamie & Turtle WHO? Oh, that pair of turtleheads. Gotcha.

    PS Pray for Amy!

  19. Hollywood Insider

    She couldn’t look more impressed at being out on a date with the Turtlehead. If there was a hole nearby, I think she’d crawl into it.

  20. Shimmy

    Who freaking cares if he has a few extra pounds on him. It’s not like he is ginormous. I think it’s good to see jamie lynn isn’t a stuck up hollywood hoe that is as superficial as all the other ones. I remember her being a few extra pounds over weight when starting on the sopranos and then she sort of blossomed into a bombshell. It’s good to see Jerry getting some hot tang action, guy probably deserves it.

  21. guyinaz

    Turtle should be put down like a rabid dog. No way a loser like that should be famous

  22. friendlyfires

    The Superficial writes:”To put things in perspective, I’m 100% convinced Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s children are rentals, Britney Spears is a figment of my imagination and Kim Kardashian is two beanbag chairs
    glued together – with a mustache.”

    Check …check … double checkerooney … 100% spot on … keep up the good work … nice way to earn that end o’ year bonus.

  23. spring11

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  24. ParaDev

    It’s to bad she didn’t stay paralyzed from the waist down when she had lymes disease. She would have been so sexy in a sporty little wheelchair. The world needs more paraplegic hotties.

  25. Right Fury

    Last week I saw a film..I believe it was a horror film..then I noticed you called and I…Jizzed in my pants!

  26. GioNYC

    Calm down haters. Actually I think its cool that shes dating an average looking guy. I think they will end up together for a while. He would be an idiot to let her go. In the past I seen them both being interviewed and they both seem cool & down to earth. Entourage is hot now, Sopranos is over, and if she wants to be in his spotlight then let it be.

  27. Hiram Rabinowitz

    jews…they never cease to amaze me.

  28. Thats the beauty of Entourage, anyone can get layed. LOL

  29. Cornelius


    Still, if that pudgy fucker can nab Meadow Soprano, I’ve got hope.

  30. Joe

    wow – this urchin is definitely in the bottom 5% of ugliest people in this country, and she’s dating him?!

  31. Who cares if she is angry at him a few extra pounds. It’s not like he’s ginormous. I think it’s good to see Jamie Lynn as a stuck up Hollywood hoe that all people are not as superficial. I remember a few extra pounds over his weight being on the Sopranos starts and then it blossomed into such a blast. It’s good Jerry is getting some hot tang action, maybe it’s worth seeing the boy.

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