Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Turtle is really happening

So, it turns out this whole Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara thing is actually happening. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Of course, they are. You reported it.” True, but fun fact: I don’t believe a single word I write. To put things in perspective, I’m 100% convinced Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s children are rentals, Britney Spears is a figment of my imagination and Kim Kardashian is two beanbag chairs glued together – with a mustache.