Jamie-Lynn Sigler was on her way to the opening of Mur Mur nightclub and, after the stretch limo carrying her and her entourage pulled up to a rest stop for some candy, she got back into the wrong car. The passengers stared blankly and she blushed and apologized as she made her way back to the right car.
This has to be the most popular rest stop in the world for there to be enough stretch limos that somebody could actually get confused. Unless Jamie-Lynn Sigler is really so dumb she can’t tell the difference between a stretch limo and a Kia Rio. It’s a common mistake. One is super long and exudes luxury, and the other closely resembles a large pile of crap shaped into a car.
Thanks to the super ripped Matt for the tip.
Italian Stallion | July 19, 2006 at 3:59 pm
I don’t care how stupid she is I would still hit it, as long as Mr Soprano doesn’t find out.
amjxray | July 19, 2006 at 3:59 pm
FIRST…to say that she is one dumb bitch!
Italian Stallion | July 19, 2006 at 4:03 pm
@2 more like first to look like a FUCKTARD!!!!
jane's eyre | July 19, 2006 at 4:06 pm
#4
I’m glad that if I were, say, a prisoner of the state in North Korea, I could post on VeryLiberating.com and would be set free. Awesome.
spatz | July 19, 2006 at 4:07 pm
umm the real story here is joel siegel walking out of clerks II and the tirade of cursing that ensued. kevin smith, the superficial would be proud.
pinky_nip | July 19, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Who HASN’T climbed in the wrong limo? My God, if I had a quarter everytime I climbed in the wrong limo and ended up blushing & doing the walk of shame, I could buy my own limo. But, then again, why would I want my own limo?
jane's eyre | July 19, 2006 at 4:09 pm
And I’m glad the superficial has passersby on hand to produce really stupid, boring posts. Yay.
jrzmommy | July 19, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Well, at least she apologized to them and didn’t scream at the occupants to get out of their own car and drive away like a total bitch would have done.
jlp9834 | July 19, 2006 at 4:12 pm
hmmm..maybe she just has seeing issues?
Or shes fucking retarded.
either way..atleast it’s not hohan or paris.
spatz | July 19, 2006 at 4:12 pm
8 you mean paris hilton?
YoMamma | July 19, 2006 at 4:13 pm
dumb bitch. I hate her.
BarbadoSlim | July 19, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Jamie Lynn who?
Who gives a shit?
Who?
What?
jrzmommy | July 19, 2006 at 4:15 pm
10–paris, posh spice, naomi campbell, mariah carey, tori spelling, etc., etc. those in THAT ilk.
januaryanne | July 19, 2006 at 4:16 pm
well i have climbed into the wrong car before and this woman probably thought i was going to kill her son and take her car.
in my own defense before i get called a fucktard …. my friend said she’d be right out front but she wasnt. this woman was, in the same damn kind of car.
well anyway, who cares about jamie lynn sigler, she’s old. jamie lynn spears is all the rage now. she is marrying aaron carter’s cousin Dumpst R. Diver.
nc72 | July 19, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Could’ve been another limo. But yeah #12 exactly who gives a shit…
http://www.exposay.com
twzzlrgirl | July 19, 2006 at 4:18 pm
O.k., if I’m in a stretch limo, do I stop at a roadside rest stop for candy? Am I the only one thinking this must have looked pretty stupid?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 19, 2006 at 4:20 pm
I accidentally got in the wrong car once: four crackheads grabbed me off the sidewalk and took turns raping me in their Mazda, and then dropped me off at the Capitol building. Boy was THAT the wrong car!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!
Jacq | July 19, 2006 at 4:24 pm
If she’s stupid for getting in the wrong car, then what am I for getting into the wrong bed? A whore, that’s what. It’s just unfair.
I’m not slutty, I’m just popular.
Jacq | July 19, 2006 at 4:24 pm
#17 – SOM! MLAB!
therris | July 19, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Are you sure this is Jamie-Lynn Sigler and not Alan Cumming?
BarbadoSlim | July 19, 2006 at 4:32 pm
@17 Usually a Mazda wouldn’t be my first choice in car to go for a night of crack induced raping with three buddies. Is a lack of space issue, I’d go for a 1983 Cutlass Supreme.
Zanna | July 19, 2006 at 4:34 pm
@17-
Osh…why do you always have all the fun, you lucky little minx?!
SpecialAgentWind | July 19, 2006 at 4:36 pm
No offense BarbadoSlim, b/c you are witty, but I think its more annoying when people type ___________who?
Or the all time cringe favorite
_______ who? And why should I care?
If you’re asking why should care – why are you posting and causing me to read something dumb???????
Ok, I feel better getting that off my chest now.
Zanna | July 19, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Hey 23..don’t annoy Barbado I’m trying to get him to rape me.
SpecialAgentWind | July 19, 2006 at 4:39 pm
On a lighter note, she’s got to be dumb – she hangs out with the whore Simpson all the time. I wish they would fight and rip their tops off.
Boobs – with jam.
SpecialAgentWind | July 19, 2006 at 4:42 pm
#24 – I hope I didn’t offend BarbadoSlim. Rape senerios are always fun – like having your partner car jack you at night or the vanilla senerio break-in the house. Hope you get all that is promised.
jrzmommy | July 19, 2006 at 4:47 pm
I wonder if hopeless screenwriter has rape/sex role play fun? probably not.
strokesiteveryday | July 19, 2006 at 4:50 pm
she hangs out with jessica simpson, whatchya expect? stupid is contagious if youre around it enough.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 19, 2006 at 4:51 pm
Fortunately when I was dropped off at the Capitol building a bunch of hippies were there protesting rape. Thank God for the hippie protesters, otherwise people would be raped left and right and no one would have a cardboard sign or a t-shirt about it.
Wait, what were we talking about?
jrzmommy | July 19, 2006 at 4:57 pm
29–we were talking about ditzy jewish girls limo hopping.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 19, 2006 at 5:01 pm
I ain’t no Jew you African booty-scratcher!
BarbadoSlim | July 19, 2006 at 5:01 pm
#29 meh, no offense and no opinion.
If this girl was going to some bovine themed nightclub shouldn’t she’ve been wearing some kind of cow costume, that’s not mentioned in the article.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 19, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Cocaine is her co-pilot.
bigponie | July 19, 2006 at 5:27 pm
I don’t know who this girl is, but my cock tells me she’s good
justme | July 19, 2006 at 5:39 pm
She’s nothing to write home about. She’s just someone who got lucky.. That’s all.
januaryanne | July 19, 2006 at 6:09 pm
ok Zanna that’s one step too far. the last thing i want anywhere near me is barbaro.
(i know but one horse sex joke won’t kill me right)
diamondprynzez | July 19, 2006 at 6:46 pm
Yeah she’s soooo stupid for getting in the wrong car…
OH COME ON.
She’s a good drunk.
Sheva | July 19, 2006 at 7:27 pm
This story is wrong. She got into our Navigator and seemed confused when she asked where her friend was. So I showed her my friend as the zipper was already half way down. Jamie Lynn let her instincts take over, performed the service and didn’t leave a mess. We then threw her out of the car and we’re sure she’s okay.
Jacq | July 19, 2006 at 7:47 pm
I dated a guy whose dad got really wasted and pulled over by the cops. It was close to shift change and the cop didn’t want to do the paperwork on him, so he was going to let him go. The cop was going to follow him the two blocks back to his house, no problem. Well, he got back in the car and there was no steering wheel. The cop knocked on the window and made the kind observation that it would probably be easier to get home if he got back into the FRONT seat instead of the back. I like ‘em classy.
Jeremy1Esq | July 19, 2006 at 9:06 pm
she makes Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie look fat. OK well maybe I am overdoing it with Nicole Richie.
RichPort | July 19, 2006 at 9:18 pm
Bulimia can make you do all kind of funny things. They’re just lucky she didn’t look them square in the eye, shove her sausage like finger down her throat, and vomit whoever’s cum mixed with appetizers she was temporarily holding on to. Fat bitch.
ohyeahallie | July 19, 2006 at 9:41 pm
I just wanted to say that I hate this bitch and she annoys the shit outta me (didn’t even read the article.)
ohyeahallie | July 19, 2006 at 9:42 pm
I just wanted to say that I hate this bitch and she annoys the shit outta me (didn’t even read the article.)
jFp | July 19, 2006 at 9:55 pm
I got in the wrong car once and drove off.
It’s really funny if yer buzzed.
DrunkBlogger | July 19, 2006 at 11:12 pm
Get ready for one of the most cliched answers on this messageboard:
Der..I’d still hit it
atomikblonde88 | July 20, 2006 at 12:00 am
I’m kind of not surprised.
funkygoldmedallions | July 20, 2006 at 12:16 am
I got in the wrong car once.
– Princess Di
funkygoldmedallions | July 20, 2006 at 12:19 am
She is pretty for a fat chick. Gee, I hope that wasn’t insensitive in light of her eating disorder. Let me rephrase… She is pretty for a chubby girl. I wonder if she swallows, then throws it up later.
jour hadique | July 20, 2006 at 10:05 am
she may be dumb, but i would still thoroughly enjoy having sexual intercourse with her.
jrzmommy | July 20, 2006 at 10:58 am
47–I’m afraid if I laugh like I want to at that then I’ll burn in hell.