Jamie Spears is underpaid for his efforts

The judge in the Britney Spears’ conservatorship case ruled that Britney Spears’ estate pay Jamie Spears $2,500 a week and allow him to lease a car while he handles Britney’s affairs. The ruling was made Wednesday according to court documents that the press got a hold of yesterday. The AP reports:

Goetz also ordered Spears’ estate to make a $58,800 payment to Samuel D. Ingham III, the court-appointed attorney who represents Britney Spears in the conservatorship case. She also authorized the pop star’s psychiatrist to hire two other doctors and pay them retainers totaling $9,000 from her estate.

To some of us, $2,500 is a lot of cheddah. I mean, this job only pays me in McDonald’s gift certificates. (I just survived my eighth heart attack. Take that, God!) But, when you think about it, Jamie is getting Britney’s career back on track and she’ll end up raking in millions. Also the poor bastard has to be with Britney Spears 24/7. I wouldn’t subject myself to that kind of abuse unless you paid me $1.2 trillion dollars. Or a Nintendo Wii. Damn, I negotiates good.